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Old 04-22-2009, 06:14 AM   #1
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Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day

1.My oldest child is really into earth day. I think they must be doing something in school. I think I am supposed to plant a tree or something.

2.If you are a secretary, this is you day, enjoy it. Now bring me my coffee and messages.

3.I don't have a clue what Oklahoma day is, or how you celebrate it. Maybe brand a cow or something.

And don't forget tommorrow is World Book and Copyright Day.
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Old 04-22-2009, 08:12 AM   #2
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giggity, rather bitter today? go hug a tree, and poke your secretary. that way you cover 2 birds with one stone. and good morning
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Old 04-22-2009, 08:26 AM   #3
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Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day

Not bitter but it seems like everyday is nati(o)nal something day. I listen to talk radio at work in the AM and the guys are always saying some dumb stuff like, "Its natinal chocolate milk day."

I guess I should be happy that its not "Natinal Admi. Prof. day brought to you by Office Depot."
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hallmark has to make their money, too
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Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day

Today is National

'HOLY COW, YOU'RE HOT' Day!
i thought you would appreciate this
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Old 04-22-2009, 10:09 AM   #6
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I bought my Admin Professional a card made of recycled paper
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Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day

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I bought my Admin Professional a card made of recycled paper
Really? I threw hot coffee on my administrative professional because it didn't have enough fake sugar and then I had her dump toxic waste into the Bay. Plus, no one like Oklahoma.
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Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day

I heard several people at my office THAT DOES NOT EVEN RECYCLE mention that it's Earth Day.

Oh the irony.
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Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day

To celebrate earth day I'm going to get in my hugh SUV, hook up my gas sucking boat and go fishing. While fishing I'll drink cold beer and pee in the bay. When I get home I'll dump my bottles in the trash and us a ton of water to was my boat and clean my fish.
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Old 04-22-2009, 04:36 PM   #10
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Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day

It'a also Lenin's Birthday.

DONNIE: I am the Walrus.

WALTER: Shut the **** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
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It'a also Lenin's Birthday.

DONNIE: I am the Walrus.

WALTER: Shut the **** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Can it really be a dead persons birthday?
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Old 04-22-2009, 09:38 PM   #12
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While it's still Earth Day we should take a moment to remember one of the co-founders of this secular high holiday, Ira Einhorn:

Earth Day Philly Style - The Philadelphia Bulletin

"He concealed his crime for 18 months by stuffing Ms. Maddux’s body in a trunk that he kept in his apartment. The foul odor of the decomposing corpse coming from Mr. Einhorn’s Powelton Village apartment caused neighbors to complain. In 1979, police found the trunk stored in a closet in Mr. Einhorn’s apartment."
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Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day

As an Admin. Assistant, I would just like to point out the spelling error in the thread title.

My work here is done.
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Old 04-23-2009, 07:15 AM   #14
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As an Admin. Assistant, I would just like to point out the spelling error in the thread title.

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Budget cuts, couldn't afford the second f
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Old 04-23-2009, 07:34 AM   #15
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Re: Happy Earth/Administrative Profesionals/Oklahoma day

The second f is a myth. You cant expect to get 2 of them out of me in such a short period of time. At least not without some sort of recovery period.
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