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Old 06-04-2009, 02:57 PM   #16
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It wasn't suicide. His enemies in Wu-Tang just made it to look like that. Either that or he got off the same way the lead singer from INXS did, and got off a little too much.
Interesting (but gross) theory. It does seem odd that he was naked in the closet and that he would do something like this while filming a movie.

If it was indeed murder I blame Uma Thurman and the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.
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Old 06-04-2009, 02:58 PM   #17
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One night in bangkok makes a hard man humble.

or as firstdown would say, "one kite in shamrock takes a card can crumble."
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Old 06-04-2009, 04:26 PM   #18
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you seriously need a spell checker
OK, Mr. all up the FAA.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:06 PM   #19
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All the mistakes in spelling and typing were left in.

These announcements were found in shul newsletters and bulletins. Even spell check wouldn't have helped.

1. Don't let worry kill you. Let your synagogue help. Join us for our Oneg after services. Prayer and medication to follow. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our congregation.

2. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

3. We are pleased to announce the birth of David Weiss, the sin of Rabbi and Mrs. Abe Weiss.

4. Thursday at, there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All women wishing to become Little Mothers please see the rabbi in his private study.

5. The ladies of Hadassah have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the basement on Tuesdays.

6. A bean supper will be held Wednesday evening in the community center. Music will follow

7. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the JCC.
Please use the large double door at the side entrance.

8. Rabbi is on vacation. Massages can be given to his secretary.

9. Goldblum will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

10. The Men's Club is warmly invited to the Oneg hosted by Hadassah. Refreshments will be served for a nominal feel.

11. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Rob, who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

12. We are taking up a collection to defray the cost of the new carpet in the sanctuary. All those wishing to do something on the carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

13. If you enjoy sinning, the choir is looking for you!

14. The Associate Rabbi unveiled the synagogue's new fundraising campaign slogan this week: "I Upped My Pledge. Up Yours."


I bet #3 is a little devil!!!
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:14 PM   #20
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One night in bangkok makes a hard man humble.

or as firstdown would say, "one kite in shamrock takes a card can crumble."
Yes, I make my mom very proud as she was an english and grammer teacher and I'm not joking she had her master and very close to a Dr degree. I just never learned.
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:28 PM   #21
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Firstdown couldn't spell Cat if you spotted him the C and the T
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Old 06-04-2009, 05:31 PM   #22
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OK, Mr. all up the FAA.
Your gaffes would blow up the site if I tried to list them all.
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Old 06-04-2009, 07:14 PM   #23
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Was it the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique?


j/k



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Old 06-04-2009, 07:17 PM   #24
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Interesting (but gross) theory. It does seem odd that he was naked in the closet and that he would do something like this while filming a movie.

If it was indeed murder I blame Uma Thurman and the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.
Damn, you beat me to it. lol
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Firstdown couldn't spell Cat if you spotted him the C and the T
I thought kat started with a K so you can't trick me.
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Your gaffes would blow up the site if I tried to list them all.
Yes its my weakness in life but I know that so I have someone here in the office that can correct anything before I send it off to our customers. I have spell check in my computer but I don't know how to use it on sites like this.
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Yes its my weakness in life but I know that so I have someone here in the office that can correct anything before I send it off to our customers. I have spell check in my computer but I don't know how to use it on sites like this.
Use Firefox, automatic spell check. But your problem more often than not is that you use the wrong words entirely (the words themselves may be spelled right, but they don't fit in the sentence). You need Does This Sentence Even Make Sense check
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Old 06-05-2009, 11:09 AM   #28
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What word(s) is misspelled? He needs a lyric checker if anything.

Everybody is one word not 2
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Old 06-05-2009, 11:23 AM   #29
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Everybody is one word not 2
Yes, Earth, but will spell checker pick up on that fact since "every" and "body" can be used individually?
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Yes its my weakness in life but I know that so I have someone here in the office that can correct anything before I send it off to our customers. I have spell check in my computer but I don't know how to use it on sites like this.
That's a good idea. The other day, I received some junk mail from some local business's marketing dept. It was full of grammatical and spelling mistakes. I copy edited and sent it back to the owner with a note that said a) i really hate junkmail and b) hire a proof reader.
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