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Old 06-26-2009, 03:20 PM   #76
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Re: Report: Michael Jackson Dead at Age 50

DISCLAIMER!

OK here comes a tasteless joke...those with no sick sense of humor should not read beyond this point.

I got these jokes in a text and it made me laugh, so for all those that are not Michael Jackson lovers...here goes:

(this one made me laugh out loud)
"Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so that little boys can play with him for a change."

Here's the other, not as funny, but still a little funny and more tasteless:
"Farrah Fawcett arrived at Heaven and God granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson."

Some will take offense to these, I hope if you read them you have not taken offense...those that disliked MJ because of his lewd acts are probably laughing, and they were for you. RIP Farrah.
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Old 06-26-2009, 03:25 PM   #77
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DISCLAIMER!

OK here comes a tasteless joke...those with no sick sense of humor should not read beyond this point.

I got these jokes in a text and it made me laugh, so for all those that are not Michael Jackson lovers...here goes:

(this one made me laugh out loud)
"Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into lego blocks so that little boys can play with him for a change."

Here's the other, not as funny, but still a little funny and more tasteless:
"Farrah Fawcett arrived at Heaven and God granted her 1 wish. She wished for all the children to be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson."

Some will take offense to these, I hope if you read them you have not taken offense...those that disliked MJ because of his lewd acts are probably laughing, and they were for you. RIP Farrah.

I'm sending the second one to Ma-Dukes now. She'll get a kick out of it.
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:15 PM   #78
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MJ was the greatest ever.

He'll be missed by millions.
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Old 06-26-2009, 04:57 PM   #79
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Nice gifs

He was one of main childhood idols as with alot of you guys. Despite the allegations and what not, I'd always remember the greatest showman of our times. MJ... MJ... MJ... your music lives on.
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I was lucky enough to be at that S.B. I wasn't a huge Michael Jackson fan but I could appreciate his talent. R.I.P MJ.
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Old 06-26-2009, 06:10 PM   #81
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Seriously. Some EMT probably snapped that picture on his/her cell phone and sold it to E or TMZ or whomever. Lame.
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Old 06-26-2009, 06:14 PM   #82
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It's on cnn.com right now. Couldn't happen to a nicer child molester imho.
Don't really know what the big deal was about him also!
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Old 06-26-2009, 08:36 PM   #83
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It's coming out now that he was not only on drugs, he was taking the whole damn medicine cabinet.
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Stay strong Swayze!
Ahhh yes, he probably doesn't have much longer.
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the radio station i was listening to had people calling in saying screw that child molester,why we talking about him?,and no one stood up for him.
It's called being reactionary.

Maybe he did the stuff, who knows.
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"Due to the fact that Michael Jackson is 99% plastic, he will be melted down into sippy cups so that little kids can still put their lips around him."

fixed to make it funnier
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Old 06-27-2009, 02:22 AM   #87
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Just like I said on another board: Just because OJ killed his wife and her friend (Yeah yeah, he did it) doesn't mean he was any less great of a football player.

Just because Michael may or may not have touched some kids, doesn't mean he wasn't a kick ass entertainer.

The dude's dead. He's paid the ultimate price (Karma?) for his alleged wrongdoings.

People should respect MJ as a musician. As a person... Well that's always up for debate.
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I don't think anyone gets a free ride in that department. Right or wrong, it's a package deal with regard to what you have done + -
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you would think that as a parent no amount of money could be paid that would keep you quiet if your child was molested. the kids certainly arent to blame but their parents sure are.
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you would think that as a parent no amount of money could be paid that would keep you quiet if your child was molested. the kids certainly arent to blame but their parents sure are.
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