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Old 07-11-2009, 03:03 PM   #16
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Re: chat with a stranger

This is WAY too much fun!!!

Stranger: hey man
You: Hi new friend!
Stranger: whats up girl
You: you said man and girl
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you?
You: you swing that way?
Stranger:
You: a man girl?
Stranger: man or girl
You: I was in Thailand once and let me tell you...
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Stranger: i'm 21/indonesia/male
Stranger: you?
You: No, I'm not 21/indoesia/male
You: good guess though
Stranger: owh
Stranger: asl please?
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: what is your age?
Stranger: what is your sex?
You: So I accidentally killed my neighbor's cat and I feel kind of guilty
You: what should I do?
Stranger: owh really?
Stranger: just tell your neighbour, say pardon me
Stranger: i think
You: But when I say accidentally I mean I hunted it for sport
Stranger: ya, you cal tell, like i said above
Stranger: simple
Stranger: then see what next
You: after I shot it with an arrow I put it in their mailbox
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Old 07-11-2009, 04:41 PM   #17
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This is WAY too much fun!!!

Stranger: hey man
You: Hi new friend!
Stranger: whats up girl
You: you said man and girl
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: are you?
You: you swing that way?
Stranger:
You: a man girl?
Stranger: man or girl
You: I was in Thailand once and let me tell you...
Your conversational partner has disconnected



Stranger: i'm 21/indonesia/male
Stranger: you?
You: No, I'm not 21/indoesia/male
You: good guess though
Stranger: owh
Stranger: asl please?
You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: what is your age?
Stranger: what is your sex?
You: So I accidentally killed my neighbor's cat and I feel kind of guilty
You: what should I do?
Stranger: owh really?
Stranger: just tell your neighbour, say pardon me
Stranger: i think
You: But when I say accidentally I mean I hunted it for sport
Stranger: ya, you cal tell, like i said above
Stranger: simple
Stranger: then see what next
You: after I shot it with an arrow I put it in their mailbox
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lol.
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Old 07-12-2009, 02:53 PM   #18
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Stranger: I don't believe in UFOs
You: neither do i
Stranger: cool
Stranger: My work here is done
You: i mean i believe in ufos
You: i believe that an object can be unidentifed and flying
Stranger: Oooh nice
Stranger: well played
You: gummi bear or worm?
Stranger: gummi bear
You: im more of a worm fan
Stranger: Plato v Aristotle
You: the republic is genious... but aristotles contributions to the world are greater
You: gotta give it to aristotle
Stranger: Interesting
You: so no ufo's
You: what about ghosts
Stranger: Nope
You: i am a ghost
Stranger: OMG



Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: a little depressed
You: you see, theres this thing.... lets call it.... (my balls) that i got kicked in earlier
You: soooo, kinda depressed
You: a little confused
You: slightly awkward
You: i don't know, theres this girl im looking forward to meeting
You: but my whole vibes been thrown
Stranger: oh, my god
You: how do u recover from something like that
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: Hello! Please help me, I've been shrunk.
You: Oh no!
Stranger: Indeed! It's rather troublesome.
You: How were you shrunk!
You: lets start there
Stranger: No idea! Just woke up this morning and everything was rather ridiculously large.
Stranger: I don't recall upseting a wizard, but you never can tell.
You: Did you sleep in a dryer last night?
You: How small are you?
You: Honey I shrunk the kids small, or Little people big world small
Stranger: Well, I think I'm about half an inch tall.
You: like are you jumping on the keyboard
Stranger: So which one is closer?
Stranger: And I'm not jumping on the keyboard, no, I'm down here by your foot...
You: that's confusing....
You: i have no feet
You: just hands
You: 5 of them
Stranger: Well that's impressive too.
You: well, i pissed off a wizard
Stranger: Something really needs to be done about them
Stranger: It's political correctness gone mad.
You: I mean really. I made one subtle comment about the whole hat thing being a little over used...
You: Like we get it, your a wizard.
You: There's stars on your hat
Stranger: Well, wizards, sorcerers and their like are pretty fashion-conscious
You: I mean I understand.
You: brb
You have disconnected.

This is so much fun.
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Old 07-12-2009, 04:18 PM   #19
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Stranger: привет
You: Yeah
You: I feel the same way
Stranger: пошел на хуй
You: No, it hasn't leaked since I got that shot.
Stranger: это сделал мой
You: Sorry man, I didn't know she was your mom.
Stranger: что штраф
You: No, I didn't know he was your dad either.
You: But it was alot of fun!
Stranger: делать за баррель ролл
You: Oh yeah, All the time. Especially midget porn
You: Bridgette the midget is hot
Stranger: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: <--- Did a barrel roll
Stranger: делать за баррель ролл
Stranger: DO A BARREL ROLL
You: like I said, midget porn
Stranger: Cool man
You: Yeah
Stranger: Ever used google translator?
You: no
Stranger: neither have i
You: I purchased $280 worth of booze today
Stranger: BS.
You: seriously, I am going to a party.
You: at a beach.
Stranger: Why the hell do you need that much
You: Well for starters, i'm not very handsome
Stranger: lol
You: and I'm out of roofies.
Stranger: i cant swim drunk, so id be ****ed
Stranger: i almost drowned at beach once for that reason
You: Bummer
You: the worst part is sandy vaginas.
You: it hurts...
Stranger: use a wet vac
You: thats a good idea!
Stranger: i know
You: I need to stop at the store for a wetvac and fabreeze, just incase ...
Stranger: get some oxyclean too
You: Hmmm
You: I was thinking about one of those pine tree airfresheners and hanging it from her belly button ring...
Stranger: i much prefer new car smell fresheners
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Old 07-12-2009, 04:31 PM   #20
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This will probably be my last post before getting banned.
It's been a pleasure spending the last few years with everyone!

Quote:
Stranger: hey.
You: Hello
You: I'm going to lose my virginity today
You: Woohooo!
Stranger: sounds like fun.
You: Well... it could be
Stranger: can i come.
You: Sure, You want to be an admin too?
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 16
Stranger: 18?alright!
You: I think so, But I will ask matty if you are too old.
Stranger: wait.
Stranger: are you a dude.
You: yes
Stranger: who's matty.
Stranger: ahh duddeee wtf
Stranger: grrooossss
You: he's the admin
You: he says if I give up the booty
You: I will be admin
Stranger: ur gay????
Stranger: wtf?!?!
You: no
You: but I really wanna be admin
Stranger: dude.sick.
You: and smoooty says he's really small so it wont hurt
Stranger: you are gayy
Stranger: wtff
You: no
You: I will pretend i'm getting a checkup at the doctors
Stranger: hakunamatata, bitches.
You: That's what I said!
Stranger: i like where this is going.
You: gay sex or disney references?
Stranger: you are gay!
Stranger: eeewwwwwwww
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Old 07-13-2009, 02:05 AM   #21
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There's a website out there called Omegle that will instantly connect you with another stranger for a chat session. I know, don't we chat with strangers all day here? I tried this out and here's what I came up with, let's see who can have the wackiest "stranger chat"

http://omegle.com/

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello stranger
Stranger: nobbly nuts
You: I have a task for you that involves mayonaise and twigs, can u comply?
Stranger: after ive eaten this kebab
You: daddy would you like some sausage?
Stranger: you know how your mums cut up in a bin bag yeah?
You: pop pop goes the weasel the weasel
Stranger: planet orion
You: word up dawg u feeling it
Stranger: sphyncter
You: peace yo, split it while you're hittin' it
Stranger: this kebab is so tasty
Stranger: man
Stranger: its like orgasmic
You: like you momma
Stranger: indeed
You: f'ing a man, f'ing a
Stranger: *farts*
Try as I might I cannot imagine you typing some of that shit lol
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Old 07-13-2009, 02:07 AM   #22
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You: man
Stranger: Ya
You: i love ****ing around with people
You: so you know what's not cool?
You: dingleberries
Stranger: Ya I knoe
You: and being a furry
Stranger: WTF?
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ahahahahhaha some random chantard got offended
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Old 07-13-2009, 02:58 AM   #23
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You: ?
Stranger: SO I HERD U LIEK MUDKIPZ
You: yeah son
You: i do
You: who told you?>
Stranger: I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUURRRRRRRRVVV MUDKIPZ
You: samezies
You: samezees*
Stranger: yo dawg, i heard you liked cars so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive
You: hmm interesting concept
You: you know what "race car" is spelt backwards?
Stranger: probably something along the lines of racecar
You: that may or may not be correct
Stranger: a man a plan a cat a canal: panama
You: nice
You: what are those called again
Stranger: palindromes
You: yeah, you should watch thihs one dmitri martin standup
You: he has some crazy ones
You: good stuff
Stranger: i love him
You: samezees
Stranger: i think i've seen it
Stranger: Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad.
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Old 07-13-2009, 03:58 AM   #24
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You: herro?
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: my name kimiko
Stranger: what's your name?
You: i from the Japan
Stranger: niice
Stranger: my name is Sandy Putinia
You: hi sandy?
You: where are you come from?
Stranger: CANADA
You: canada is with statue no?
You: is hold the light
You: no i think new york, hehe
You: i is never go canada
You: do you know the japan?
Stranger: yes yes
Stranger: pinto pequeno?
You: i sorry, my english not so good
You: what is mean?
Stranger: i dont know how to speak japanese,
You: i study english very hard
You: but is difficult!
Stranger: is easier than japanese to learn, dont you think?
You: yes but japanese is bogokugo...it mean i speak easy
You: are you interested the japanese?
Stranger: how can you say 'hello' in japanese?
You: konnichiwa!
Stranger: uou
You: what is mean?
You: it is hello in canadian?
Stranger: no no, here we speak in english too
Stranger: wow it's an expression, like, UAAAL
You: you can speak to the america person?
You: same speak?
Stranger: yeah
You: ooh, i jealousy!
You: america is so cool culture!
You: very great person i think
You: does you know obama?
Stranger: of course, the president of usa
You: ooh, he is famous in canada?
You: i think canada culture good too. very great artist avril lavigne. do you know?
Stranger: yeaah, rock singer
You: she very cute and great singer
Stranger: what time is it in there?
You: is 1700 oclock
Stranger: here is 4:54 in the morning
You: eh sugoi!
You: we are reversal
Stranger: ?
Stranger: yeah
You: sugoi mean wow!
You: why you no sleeping time?
Stranger: i'm chatting with some friends
Stranger: don't want to leave now
Stranger: but soon i'll be going to sleep
You: i understand
You: so what do you know the japan culture?
Stranger: don't know anything xD
You: do you know city tokyo?
Stranger: yeah
You: sugoi!
You: is famous the western person?
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Old 07-13-2009, 06:28 AM   #25
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: boy 19
Stranger: and u
You: ? 30
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Old 07-13-2009, 08:31 AM   #26
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You: What's up? I'm a guy so if that bothers you go ahead and disconnect now.
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:16 AM   #27
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I kept responding with this.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

People keep thinking the web site was broken, so funny.
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Old 07-13-2009, 09:30 AM   #28
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Pictures are great to.

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Old 07-13-2009, 09:31 AM   #29
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rick roll someone

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Old 07-13-2009, 09:34 AM   #30
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Re: chat with a stranger

This is a great one to scary the pedofiles off with.

Hello this is Roger Livingston with a message from Omegle customer service. It has come to our attention that you have been using this website as an expedient for solicitng sex. Please be advised that this website does not condone such behavior and as such you have been warned. If this behavior persists the local authorities in your area will be notified and you will be pursued to the fullest extent of the law.

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