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Old 07-10-2009, 12:19 PM   #1
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chat with a stranger

There's a website out there called Omegle that will instantly connect you with another stranger for a chat session. I know, don't we chat with strangers all day here? I tried this out and here's what I came up with, let's see who can have the wackiest "stranger chat"

http://omegle.com/

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hello stranger
Stranger: nobbly nuts
You: I have a task for you that involves mayonaise and twigs, can u comply?
Stranger: after ive eaten this kebab
You: daddy would you like some sausage?
Stranger: you know how your mums cut up in a bin bag yeah?
You: pop pop goes the weasel the weasel
Stranger: planet orion
You: word up dawg u feeling it
Stranger: sphyncter
You: peace yo, split it while you're hittin' it
Stranger: this kebab is so tasty
Stranger: man
Stranger: its like orgasmic
You: like you momma
Stranger: indeed
You: f'ing a man, f'ing a
Stranger: *farts*
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:37 PM   #2
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30 more days.
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Old 07-10-2009, 12:44 PM   #3
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Didn't some 16 year old come up with this, or something like that? I thought I had heard that somewhere.

This sounds like a lot like that chat that I think hooskins found where you can get your questions answered by "experts"

I'm just going to copy and paste posts from kidwell, offiss, and sbf...that should make for a fun conversation
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Old 07-10-2009, 01:41 PM   #4
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Didn't some 16 year old come up with this, or something like that? I thought I had heard that somewhere.

This sounds like a lot like that chat that I think hooskins found where you can get your questions answered by "experts"

I'm just going to copy and paste posts from kidwell, offiss, and sbf...that should make for a fun conversation
love that idea
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Old 07-10-2009, 04:52 PM   #5
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I did this once, I thought the idea was cool. It got stale quickly.
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Old 07-10-2009, 04:59 PM   #6
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Strangers keep disconnecting from the conversations I start....and that kinda hurts. At least I know you guys will never leave me...guys? guys?
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:02 PM   #7
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Re: chat with a stranger

I just tried, Here is my conversation:

Stranger: hi.
You: Hello
Stranger: f/m?
You: I am wearing feety pajamas
Stranger: female or male?
You: male
Stranger: you are bastard
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:06 PM   #8
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I am having too much fun:


You: hello
Stranger: ca02ca0
Stranger: cam2cam
You: OOOOOh
You: I am wearing crotchless
You: Feety pajamas
Stranger: m/f
You: male
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Old 07-10-2009, 05:11 PM   #9
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Oh what the hell:


Stranger: eyyy
You: Breastfeeding sucks
Stranger: ^_^
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 28
You: but my mom is 58
You: and her nipples are disgusting
Stranger: D:
Stranger: thats nasty >.<
You: It's like sour milk too!
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Old 07-10-2009, 06:49 PM   #10
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Didn't some 16 year old come up with this, or something like that? I thought I had heard that somewhere.

This sounds like a lot like that chat that I think hooskins found where you can get your questions answered by "experts"

I'm just going to copy and paste posts from kidwell, offiss, and sbf...that should make for a fun conversation
THAT'S humor!
However, is there not a reality show in this? Where are they now? Who is the latest victim of SBF and his much touted and feared.........blender
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Old 07-10-2009, 08:55 PM   #11
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Re: chat with a stranger

My first try didn't turn out so well.

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Give me some sexy picture?
You: Maybe if you like testicles.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Old 07-10-2009, 09:36 PM   #12
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Re: chat with a stranger

You: yoyoyoyyooyoyoyoyoyoyo
Stranger: hi
You: whats goin on
Stranger: alot know that we are friends can tell me your creadit card details
You: yes oh my god yes
You: do you want the number first and then the expiration?
Stranger: number fist please
You: ok sure, we can trade
You: itll be a hoot to use your card and you can use mine
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Old 07-11-2009, 09:24 AM   #13
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Re: chat with a stranger

Still waiting for this person to respond. I'm just not a very good online conversationalist

Stranger: Hello!
You: who is the worst artist in music history?
Stranger: Joplin.
Stranger: Why?
You: janis joplin? You're kidding!
Stranger: Yes
You: I'm just trying to ask a question
Stranger: Naomi Awards - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
You: I've been listening to Joplin with my headphones on and Joplin is not the worst
You: your problem is you're a music fan, but not a music man. I'm a music man
You: Hey where'd you go. Ok, I'm sorry. Just going through a real emotional time so that's my excuse for my erratic behavior....I'm going to barbecue some pork butts this weekend on my new 30 foot smoker. It has wheels so I can take it with me wherever I go. I'll send you some pics
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Old 07-11-2009, 10:45 AM   #14
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Stranger: helloou <33
You: Dewd! I just got a new smoker! I'm going to smoke some pork and a whole turkey today
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Old 07-11-2009, 02:10 PM   #15
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You: man
Stranger: Ya
You: i love ****ing around with people
You: so you know what's not cool?
You: dingleberries
Stranger: Ya I knoe
You: and being a furry
Stranger: WTF?
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