TY...For Hot Girls at Work

Schneed10

This thread makes me laugh because my lunch table (there's 5 of us) are all dudes and we race to our circular table to get the most advantageous seat for scoping as people come out of the lunch line.

Tough thing is, my office is in north Philadelphia. First off, it's Philadelphia, one of the worst cities in the world for attractive women. Secondly, it's in the worst part of town. Thirdly, we work at a healthcare provider system (Temple) in the administrative offices. Suffice it to say we're not exactly drawing the most attractive people to fill out our employee base.

We call it "Temple Hot." A girl who would be a 5 on the normal scale ends up a 7.5 on the Temple scale. When we actually see a genuinely hot girl, an 8 on the normal scale, we stare as if she were an SI Swimsuit model. It's such a rare sighting.

But when they come along it does indeed brighten the day. TY indeed!

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mredskins

In my department we only have soccer moms and they are not hot but like I said there is about 500 people here so if we see one we don't know their names so we come up with codes for them. It also allows us to talk about them with soccer moms around because they have no idea what the codes are.

There is one that is particular hot and my buddy was like you have to walk by her cube. So I walk clear across the building to see her. Well as soon as I look in she happens to turn at the same time and says "can I help you". I was like "ah ah ah no and ran off", LOL! Never gone down there since.

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JoeRedskin

I live in Baltimore and, while there are certainly exceptions to the rule, it seems to me that, of the cities I have been to, Baltimore got more than a few extra wacks of the ugly stick. (Once I got on an elevator with a coworker - he was in his 70's, about to finally retire, and just didn't care what people thought of him - he took a look around the elevator and announced "Boy, there are sure a lot of damn ugly people in this building." I was barely able to keep a straight face. BTW - he was right.)

Seriously, walk around down town DC and the ratio of hot women to even "normal" women is amazing. Baltimore, such sightings are truly to be considered special.

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BleedBurgundy

Because of what we make here, none of the women (even in the office) are allowed to wear makeup or perfume. It's pretty damn rough. Every once in a while we'll host a seminar for culinary students or have some marketing reps in. When that happens, they're normally in our "fishbowl" conference rooms. Every guy in the place finds an excuse to walk by and take a look. It's like parading steaks in front of a starving pack of wolves.

KLHJ2

Mine didn't make the squad this year, but she is still hot...TY

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jamf

I work for a small company ( 5 people ). We have one female coworker that has the physical build of Nate Newton

Fortunately, Work is only 2 blocks from one of the nicest beaches in San Diego. 3 Days a week I will park/sit at the beach and enjoy the view.
YaY for Hot girls at the beach!

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ArtMonkDrillz

I've got you beat my friend: I work in Glen Burnie. Does that even sound like a city that would be home to any hot women? We've got a couple of decent looking women her but nothing to write home about. Unfortunately I've learned to live with this.

Edit - just as I was finishing that my boss stopped by my cube for something. She may have been okay looking 10 years ago, and I know she still thinks she's the shit. That could have been awkward.

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GMScud

LOL!!

I am fortunate enough to work with a few really attractive girls. It's definitely nice. I'm blessed to have a smoking hot Florida blond as a long time girlfriend, but I do find brunettes catching my eye quite a bit. I guess you want what you don't have, huh? Look but don't touch though, of course.

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JoeRedskin

Yeah, Glen Burnie is where the Hamdenites "move on up" to the double wide.

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BleedBurgundy

This reminds me. When I was in the Navy, I was stationed in La Maddalena, Italy. The island has maybe 20 or so beaches, all of which were topless. The actual detachment where I worked was on a hill overlooking 3 of the beaches. Every day at lunch we'd be out back with the binoculars. I miss those days.

tryfuhl

I had to read that like 10 times before I realized you had switched back to talking about the girls when referring to enlargement surgeries right after you mentioned the guys having the announcement system

skinznut

I work for a college so there are hot girls a plenty. The scenery is always nice.

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mooby

Man you guys are lucky. I work in a hot ass warehouse that leaves all 4 of us guys that work in there smelling like chems and ass every day. I've been working at my job for a month and a half and I have yet to see so much as a decent good looking woman pass through the place. We do have women in our offices next door to the warehouse but they are all of the older type and def. not that good looking on the scale.

And all this coming after a good 10 months at Target where we used to see plenty of hot girls (50/50 split between milf types and teens) come through all the time.