F...People that take the middle urinal

saden1

What's the policy for these? They have them all over Europe.

Hog1

middle..............Dead Zone
Go for the stall first

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doxiechic12000

I'm glad that I am a female.

redskinjim

yes lets find a better one such as why was this thread ever created

SBXVII

I figured you guys and gals would like this. Apparently a teaching aid was needed.

YouTube - Male Restroom Etiquette

GhettoDogAllStars

I hate urinals. Maybe I'm doing something wrong, but I always get splashback unless I'm really careful and aim for the hole in the drain. I don't know about you guys, but I don't like to concentrate so much when peeing. The only time I ever use urinals is when the stalls are full. I don't care what people think of me.

I also hate using my zipper. I just go for it and unbutton. Kinda frowned upon, which I guess is another reason for using stalls, but even when I have to use a urinal I still do it.

As for the middle urinal thing, I figured it was common knowledge. Even I know that, and I use stalls way more than urinals.

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GhettoDogAllStars

And another thing...

I hate the handicap toilets. They're too high and I can't relax -- which is a problem when taking a doogan. I'm not short either, so I can't understand why they can't just make them the same height as other toilets.

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CRedskinsRule

Ghetto, I gotta think unbuttoning is not within etiquette!

GMScud

Sometimes those damn urinal cakes cause some wicked splashback. It's like, great, I don't smell piss in the men's room, but I come out looking like I wet myself. Some trade off.

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hooskins

The splashback is huge, another big problem for me. I drink a lot of water, so whenever I use the urinal there can be a bit of spashback. So actually I end up washing my hands longer, my face, and look at my hair, etc. Anything to help the drying process.

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Beemnseven

It's amazing to me how many dudes aren't aware of this rule. I've been in the 10th urinal next to a wall with 9 other available urinals and some guy will walk in and take the one right next to me.

Unreal.

firstdown

When I built my office I put in a nice bathroom (like a large home's half bath) in the back of the office and had the walls insulated but the door is hollow and has about 1/2 inch gap by the floor. Also in the back is office supplies, fax/copier, and file cabnets. I have a small office with 3 other ladies that work here. Every time I go back to drop one it seems like they all need something from the back room just off the bath room. I mean I get in there and I hear someone at the files, someone sending a fax, and someone back there doing god knows what. Its like they are doing nothing and the minute I slide in there they are having a party just outside the door. When my wife worked here I ask her WTF was up with everyone in the back room when I'm in the bathroom so I got her to stop. Not sure how to ask an employee to stop.

mredskins

^ I use to work i na small office like that with a similair set up. When it came time to deuce I head across the lot to Giant.

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