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Old 09-25-2009, 10:12 AM   #106
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I'm always amazed when I have to hit the head in public and there's almost always someone in there pinching one off. Doesn't matter if it's at Target, nice restaurants, Wal-Mart, the grocery store, the movies, concerts, 30,000 feet in the sky on a plane, there seems to be no place that's off limits for dumpers. I'm just always thinking, you couldn't save that for home? Really?
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Old 09-25-2009, 10:47 AM   #107
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Old 09-25-2009, 11:56 AM   #108
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lol man you all seem alil too sensitive. would i prefer to take a deuce on my own throne? hell yes. am i going to do everything in my power to hold it until i get home? nope. we are grown men here, every person poops once or twice a day, you gotta go you gotta go. no need to be embarrased or to act like you are the one person in the world who doesnt poop.

its like a 14 year old walking thru the mall with their mom. they will walk 20 feet ahead so nobody knows they are at the mall with their mom, if someone asks the teenager will say "oh no thats not my mom, i dont have parents".

its poop, we all do it, in public find the nicest option and run with it. trust me, people will understand you would rather be on your own throne but you had to go. no biggie.

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Old 09-25-2009, 12:02 PM   #109
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Nothing to do with being too sensitive... I just rarely find myself in a spot where I just have to go and can't wait until I'm at home.

I just prefer to go in the comfort of my own home. Plus, not a fan of walking around with swamp ass. Unless you have some wet wipes with you, you cannot get totally cleaned up back there. Well, unless you pinch off what I call an "immaculate". You know... one of those miracle craps where you wipe and there's nothing there. God I love those.
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:25 PM   #110
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Nothing to do with being too sensitive... I just rarely find myself in a spot where I just have to go and can't wait until I'm at home.

I just prefer to go in the comfort of my own home. Plus, not a fan of walking around with swamp ass. Unless you have some wet wipes with you, you cannot get totally cleaned up back there. Well, unless you pinch off what I call an "immaculate". You know... one of those miracle craps where you wipe and there's nothing there. God I love those.
I gotta go with OTM on this one. It's nice that all you 20 & 30 year olds got all your parts still in factory condition and under warranty. Some of us, however, don't have that luxury.

Sh** happens my young friends. Soon enough, enough sh** will happen to you that you realize, in your heart of hearts, that you just don't give a sh** about what others think of your sh**. When this happens, you will deal with your sh** and, to those who have a problem with it, you'll say tough sh**.

Sorry guys, not gonna hang a sign out that says "Sorry fellas got no choice - missing parts" every time I get symphonic in a public toilet.
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:30 PM   #111
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I really need to stop clicking on this thread at lunch time
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Old 09-25-2009, 12:32 PM   #112
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^^ lol.
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Nothing to do with being too sensitive... I just rarely find myself in a spot where I just have to go and can't wait until I'm at home.

I just prefer to go in the comfort of my own home. Plus, not a fan of walking around with swamp ass. Unless you have some wet wipes with you, you cannot get totally cleaned up back there. Well, unless you pinch off what I call an "immaculate". You know... one of those miracle craps where you wipe and there's nothing there. God I love those.
LOL!! I refer to those as a "clean break," but I do like the moniker "immaculate." Haha. They are the best.
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........ unless you pinch off what I call an "immaculate". You know... one of those miracle craps where you wipe and there's nothing there. God I love those.
Thats some funny sh** right there.
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Anyone notice the "Ads By Google" underneath the banner on this thread? Toilet Partition Hardware, Gene's Johns, Handwashing Done Right...

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Old 09-25-2009, 12:54 PM   #116
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I agree with OTM as well. Just take a crap who cares everyone does it. Also, a lot of you guys better not end up in jail or boot camp because you will be in a whole lot of hurt trying to hold in your poop there.

Also who here use the paper "guard", toliet seat cover, or worst makes one out of TP on the seat? If you use that your man card should be taken away! Seriously are you afraid your little boom boom is going to get yucky germs, awe!
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I agree with OTM as well. Just take a crap who cares everyone does it. Also, a lot of you guys better not end up in jail or boot camp because you will be in a whole lot of hurt trying to hold in your poop there.

Also who here use the paper "guard", toliet seat cover, or worst makes one out of TP on the seat? If you use that your man card should be taken away! Seriously are you afraid your little boom boom is going to get yucky germs, awe!
You've got to be joking. I guess I need to give up my man card. Not. IMO it's not manly to sit on a nasty toilet seat in a public restroom where only God knows what kind of filth is festering. It's stupid actually. If you like putting your bare ass/legs on something that has other men's fecal matter, piss, and whatever else lingering on it... well...

I can deal with dropping a deuce in a public restroom, but I'm damn sure gonna make sure there is a layer between me and that seat.
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Nothing to do with being too sensitive... I just rarely find myself in a spot where I just have to go and can't wait until I'm at home.

I just prefer to go in the comfort of my own home. Plus, not a fan of walking around with swamp ass. Unless you have some wet wipes with you, you cannot get totally cleaned up back there. Well, unless you pinch off what I call an "immaculate". You know... one of those miracle craps where you wipe and there's nothing there. God I love those.
Yeah I gotta go with Matty. It's not so much that you shouldn't take a Gangsta when you need to just the respect that you show ( or that I don't show ) those that happen to be there too. Take a deuce if you have to, but there is something to be said about certain users of the toilets. Matty you're on to something though. The quality of toilet paper at public bathrooms is just ridiculous. I mean am I usung toilet paper or freaking construction paper ? Man but the miracle craps (Ninja Craps as I like to call them) are the best. But if you have one of those soft kinda ones and it takes you almost a whole roll of the cheap stuff to wipe. And then, how come the rolls are always too big for the dispenser ? I mean come on, I just finished dropping one and now I have to have the hands of an infant because my man hands will break the roll after 2 1/2 squares !
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I agree with OTM as well. Just take a crap who cares everyone does it. Also, a lot of you guys better not end up in jail or boot camp because you will be in a whole lot of hurt trying to hold in your poop there.

Also who here use the paper "guard", toliet seat cover, or worst makes one out of TP on the seat? If you use that your man card should be taken away! Seriously are you afraid your little boom boom is going to get yucky germs, awe!
I use the paper guard when I'm at a public restroom and I do make them with toilet paper unless I'm in a Code Brown situation. Then and only then do I just hope I don't walk away with crabs.
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Old 09-25-2009, 02:02 PM   #120
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Dammit, must have jinxed myself with my last post. After lunch today I felt a rumble and that rumble quickly turned into a roar. I knew that cup of coffee after lunch was a mistake. Proud to say I managed to pull off a near immaculate. Not perfect but pretty darn close. Still, I feel slightly abused right now.
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