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Old 09-16-2009, 03:43 PM   #46
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I hate going down (or up) an escalator, particularly a crowded escalator, only to find at the end of the escalator is some fooling standing there looking around. Get the F out of the way!

I hate how on those rare occasions I catch the Smurfs on tv, it's those stupid Johan and Peewit stories, with nary a Smurf.

I hate how Theo, Denise, and Vanessa had no respect for Lamont when he passed away.
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Old 09-16-2009, 03:53 PM   #47
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@SS - 1) As you know, DC Metro is notorious for that, 2) Check out OnDemand or YouTube for Smurfs episodes with actual Smurfs...I watch them with my kids, and 3) Rudy didn't care either, she just wanted to use the bathroom
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Old 09-16-2009, 03:58 PM   #48
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@SS - 1) As you know, DC Metro is notorious for that, 2) Check out OnDemand or YouTube for Smurfs episodes with actual Smurfs...I watch them with my kids, and 3) Rudy didn't care either, she just wanted to use the bathroom
Yes! DC Metro and Montgomery Mall (sorry Westfield Shoppingtown Montgomery); thanks for the tip; Rudy was just a cute child (now she's a hot young woman!), I can forgive her
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Old 09-16-2009, 04:07 PM   #49
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I hate sitting on hold for 20 minutes which I'm up to now. I also hate when they finally pick up the line I'm talking to someone in another country and have no clue what they are saying. I know thats going to happen now that I have been on hold for 21 minutes.

F this I was on hold for 50 minutes and just finally hung up. When I say on hold I'm not sitting here holding the phone its on speaker phone but its still waist my time and what I can do.

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Bitches be hatin'
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Old 09-16-2009, 04:16 PM   #51
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i hate that my brother tried to tell me i couldn't yell at his puppy if it ran behind my TV and got tangled in all the cords and unplugged have my universe. He tried to tell me that if i insisted on yelling at his dog, that he would yell curse words at my 6 year old. Everyone knows about brotherly love, i told him to get up and come over here and punch me now, because the moment he yells at my kid, his ass is grass. we had a stare off.

It's getting close to that time again, where i need to remind him who the BIG brother is.
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Old 09-16-2009, 04:20 PM   #52
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hypothetical:

You've got two buttons in front of you. You have to push one. One ends Mike Vick's life. And the other ends your favorite dog's life in their prime. What do you do?

Favorite Dog's Life
Mike Vick's Life

My buddies and i were hashing this out the other day. I was all alone on supporting human life over dog life.
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Old 09-16-2009, 04:38 PM   #53
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hypothetical:

You've got two buttons in front of you. You have to push one. One ends Mike Vick's life. And the other ends your favorite dog's life in their prime. What do you do?

Favorite Dog's Life
Mike Vick's Life

My buddies and i were hashing this out the other day. I was all alone on supporting human life over dog life.
This is a rant thread you need to save that for the Hypothetical thread.
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Old 09-16-2009, 04:45 PM   #54
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hypothetical:

You've got two buttons in front of you. You have to push one. One ends Mike Vick's life. And the other ends your favorite dog's life in their prime. What do you do?

Favorite Dog's Life
Mike Vick's Life

My buddies and i were hashing this out the other day. I was all alone on supporting human life over dog life.
I'd save the dog.

Sure the dog will die in 4 or 5 years. But thats my best friend. He'll fetch. Lick my face. Maybe even provide me with puppies I can adopt out to other families. He'll make the quality of my life a little better, even if for a short period of time.

Once Mike Vick fetches, licks my face and starts providing me with a source of income, I'll consider saving his.

But yeah. This is the rant thread.

Let the bitching recommence!
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i'd save the dog.

Sure the dog will die in 4 or 5 years. But thats my best friend. He'll fetch. Lick my face. Maybe even provide me with puppies i can adopt out to other families. He'll make the quality of my life a little better, even if for a short period of time.

Once mike vick fetches, licks my face and starts providing me with a source of income, i'll consider saving his.
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but yeah. This is the rant thread.

Let the bitching recommence!
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I hate when people hit their horn the second the light changes.
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Old 09-16-2009, 05:50 PM   #57
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I hate when people hit their horn the second the light changes.
Oh man, this is a serious way to get me aggravated. But, and Matty and the rest of the good drivers will rant at me about this, I nearly always will do the following, If the light changes, and for no fault of mine (in other words I'm not daydreaming or way late), and someone behind me honks before I can even hit the gas pedal, I pull an Eddie Murphy BHC on him, and wait at the light till it turns yellow, then I drive slowly until they pass me at which point I resume normal driving. Once I had a lady speed past pull in front of me, and drive 10 under the speed limit, which I thought was hilarious cuz she was the one in such a huge hurry she had to honk.

I try not to do this anymore, mainly cuz I don't wanna get shot by some maniac, but I REALLY hate people honking their horn like that.
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Old 09-17-2009, 09:20 AM   #58
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Oh man, this is a serious way to get me aggravated. But, and Matty and the rest of the good drivers will rant at me about this, I nearly always will do the following, If the light changes, and for no fault of mine (in other words I'm not daydreaming or way late), and someone behind me honks before I can even hit the gas pedal, I pull an Eddie Murphy BHC on him, and wait at the light till it turns yellow, then I drive slowly until they pass me at which point I resume normal driving. Once I had a lady speed past pull in front of me, and drive 10 under the speed limit, which I thought was hilarious cuz she was the one in such a huge hurry she had to honk.

I try not to do this anymore, mainly cuz I don't wanna get shot by some maniac, but I REALLY hate people honking their horn like that.
Is that because she had a banana in her tailpipe?
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Old 09-17-2009, 09:28 AM   #59
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Hate it when people won't let you change lanes. Yesterday I was trying to get into the left lane and the car behind me in the left lane was a good car length behind, so I put on my signal and start moving over and wouldn't you know he started speeding up and got right up my ass. I mean c'mon is that really necessary? It's not like I was cutting him off. We're in heavy traffic and you want to fight me for a spot? F'ing idiots.
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Is that because she had a banana in her tailpipe?
No, earlier he was being followed, and waited for the Red Light. But very nice pickup
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