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Old 09-16-2009, 04:45 PM   #46
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You've got two buttons in front of you. You have to push one. One ends Mike Vick's life. And the other ends your favorite dog's life in their prime. What do you do?

Favorite Dog's Life
Mike Vick's Life

My buddies and i were hashing this out the other day. I was all alone on supporting human life over dog life.
I'd save the dog.

Sure the dog will die in 4 or 5 years. But thats my best friend. He'll fetch. Lick my face. Maybe even provide me with puppies I can adopt out to other families. He'll make the quality of my life a little better, even if for a short period of time.

Once Mike Vick fetches, licks my face and starts providing me with a source of income, I'll consider saving his.

But yeah. This is the rant thread.

Let the bitching recommence!
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Old 09-16-2009, 05:01 PM   #47
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i'd save the dog.

Sure the dog will die in 4 or 5 years. But thats my best friend. He'll fetch. Lick my face. Maybe even provide me with puppies i can adopt out to other families. He'll make the quality of my life a little better, even if for a short period of time.

Once mike vick fetches, licks my face and starts providing me with a source of income, i'll consider saving his.
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but yeah. This is the rant thread.

Let the bitching recommence!
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Old 09-16-2009, 05:50 PM   #48
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I hate when people hit their horn the second the light changes.
Oh man, this is a serious way to get me aggravated. But, and Matty and the rest of the good drivers will rant at me about this, I nearly always will do the following, If the light changes, and for no fault of mine (in other words I'm not daydreaming or way late), and someone behind me honks before I can even hit the gas pedal, I pull an Eddie Murphy BHC on him, and wait at the light till it turns yellow, then I drive slowly until they pass me at which point I resume normal driving. Once I had a lady speed past pull in front of me, and drive 10 under the speed limit, which I thought was hilarious cuz she was the one in such a huge hurry she had to honk.

I try not to do this anymore, mainly cuz I don't wanna get shot by some maniac, but I REALLY hate people honking their horn like that.
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Old 09-17-2009, 09:20 AM   #49
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Oh man, this is a serious way to get me aggravated. But, and Matty and the rest of the good drivers will rant at me about this, I nearly always will do the following, If the light changes, and for no fault of mine (in other words I'm not daydreaming or way late), and someone behind me honks before I can even hit the gas pedal, I pull an Eddie Murphy BHC on him, and wait at the light till it turns yellow, then I drive slowly until they pass me at which point I resume normal driving. Once I had a lady speed past pull in front of me, and drive 10 under the speed limit, which I thought was hilarious cuz she was the one in such a huge hurry she had to honk.

I try not to do this anymore, mainly cuz I don't wanna get shot by some maniac, but I REALLY hate people honking their horn like that.
Is that because she had a banana in her tailpipe?
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Old 09-17-2009, 09:28 AM   #50
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Hate it when people won't let you change lanes. Yesterday I was trying to get into the left lane and the car behind me in the left lane was a good car length behind, so I put on my signal and start moving over and wouldn't you know he started speeding up and got right up my ass. I mean c'mon is that really necessary? It's not like I was cutting him off. We're in heavy traffic and you want to fight me for a spot? F'ing idiots.
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Old 09-17-2009, 09:45 AM   #51
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Is that because she had a banana in her tailpipe?
No, earlier he was being followed, and waited for the Red Light. But very nice pickup
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:18 PM   #52
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How about people at the store who still write checks? I mean really how about getting with this century and getting a debit card. Who keeps an old fashioned paper check register anymore? (sorry Mom )
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:46 PM   #53
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^^^ lol that reminds me of the dude in big lebowski writing a check for 87 cents for his cream.
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Old 09-17-2009, 12:49 PM   #54
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I hate when people hit their horn the second the light changes.
i hate that my car horn is broken and i cant hit my horn at the person in front of me who doesnt take off the second the light turns green.

go skins!!


(j/k but my horn is broken )
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Old 09-17-2009, 01:22 PM   #55
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hypothetical:

You've got two buttons in front of you. You have to push one. One ends Mike Vick's life. And the other ends your favorite dog's life in their prime. What do you do?

Favorite Dog's Life
Mike Vick's Life

My buddies and i were hashing this out the other day. I was all alone on supporting human life over dog life.
Easy, Vick's finished. My dog would've given his life to without hesitation to protect me or my family. Vick wouldn't lift a finger for me and kills animals for fun.

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I hate it when teenager/s (your own) have such a warped view of things that they make the most f---in' galactically stupid decisions that make life WAAAYYY more difficult for themselves and everyone else around them. Particularly "everyone else" who bends over backwards to make life pretty damn good for his/her blockheaded @ss. Aaah the joys of parenting....
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Old 09-17-2009, 01:47 PM   #56
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How about people at the store who still write checks? I mean really how about getting with this century and getting a debit card. Who keeps an old fashioned paper check register anymore? (sorry Mom )
Not only that but then they get up in line and don't have the check ready. Seriously, fill out the damn thing as much as you can while you wait for them to bag your groceries. And sweet jesus don't spend another 20 seconds filling out the GD register IN FREAKING LINE!!!! Go the eff away. Get out of my life.
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Old 09-17-2009, 01:58 PM   #57
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Before I say what I'm about to say, I've been a Skins' fan longer than you have been alive. I'm pissed right now. I saw a bunch of SOFT, OVER-PAID, B**** MADE MUTHAF***AS on Sunday play against the G-Men. Yes, I'm talking about the whole entire Skins Team. First, the defense got their a**es handed to. Again, the d-line looked like s*** most of the game (Haynesworth is soft and not worth that large contract) and the secondary couldn't stop d***. Landry is always late with the help, he needs to shut the f*** up and learn how to play. Sure, he is a hard hitter but he sucks a d*** at saftey. D-Hall is the softest b**** on the team, next to Portis. He looked like a high school CB out there among men on Sunday. Shouldn't have let Springs go for this sorry a** b****. Smoot is straight up the worst CB in the league. The only thing he could cover is a d*** with them big a** l**s......LOL. Offense looked like s*** but what else is new. You bamas can't seem to do s***. Moss, is NOT a number 1 receiver. If he was on any other team he would be a number 2, maybe even a number 3 receiver. Portis had that one good run to start the game and didn't see s*** after that. Oh, wait a minute, the camara caught him s*****g your d*** on the sidelines..... Damn, we need some new players cause you guys are not getting s*** done and I can't believe management keeps bringing the same soft s** b****es back every year thinking this year will be different. YOU GUYS f****** SUCK.... just a bunch of b****es out there not caring if they lose cause they know dumb a** is going to pay them and then over pay again when they are free agents......YOU B****ES NEED TO START PLAYING WITH SOME HEART, PASSION, AND LOVE FOR THE GAME instead out there collecting paychecks. The only team I see out there with some heart are the cheerleaders. TELL BIG SOFT A** ALBERT HAYNESWORTH TO GIVE BACK HIS PAYCHECK THIS WEEK BECAUSE HE DIDN'T EARN IT.....MATTER OF FACT ALL YOU B****ES SHOULD RETURN YOUR PAYCHECKS CAUSE NONE OF YOU EARNED IT.

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Old 09-17-2009, 02:21 PM   #58
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i hate that my car horn is broken and i cant hit my horn at the person in front of me who doesnt take off the second the light turns green.

go skins!!


(j/k but my horn is broken )
You're not going to pass inspection with that horn not working.
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Old 09-17-2009, 02:24 PM   #59
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This is a rant thread you need to save that for the Hypothetical thread.
My rant is that i can't post whatever i want wherever i want, especially in the god damn parking lot forum.

That being said, if you had to dye your hair, would you go with blond or red?
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Old 09-17-2009, 03:14 PM   #60
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You're not going to pass inspection with that horn not working.

He lives in Maryland, we only get our cars inspected once! =)
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