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Old 09-18-2009, 12:25 PM   #76
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Neighbors that do not keep up their yard up. I have a neighbor and he cuts grass about every three weeks never trims and his back yard fence is about to fall over. Its funny because when we had a storm my wife said she wished his fence would blow over and I commented that then we would have to look at all the crap in his yard.
unfortunately you wouldnt want to be my neighbor then. I have 2 broken unused grills in the back and 1 working grill, all dirt no grass (cant help that there is zero sunlight and yeah i checked out ground cover options), i have what used to be a sandbox but now is just a hilton for mosquitoes to breed even though i drop seven on their asses every other week, two barking ass dogs, a screen door that i tried to install but broke and a window screen that fell off a second story window which i havent moved yet . . . when they were showing the house next to mine, the people walked up to teh roof top deck, we just had a party so there was a beer keg whole bunch of red cups, i was out there without a shirt on looking like a true balmor redneck and my dogs were barking up a storm.

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Old 09-18-2009, 03:35 PM   #77
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unfortunately you wouldnt want to be my neighbor then. I have 2 broken unused grills in the back and 1 working grill, all dirt no grass (cant help that there is zero sunlight and yeah i checked out ground cover options), i have what used to be a sandbox but now is just a hilton for mosquitoes to breed even though i drop seven on their asses every other week, two barking ass dogs, a screen door that i tried to install but broke and a window screen that fell off a second story window which i havent moved yet . . . when they were showing the house next to mine, the people walked up to teh roof top deck, we just had a party so there was a beer keg whole bunch of red cups, i was out there without a shirt on looking like a true balmor redneck and my dogs were barking up a storm.

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unfortunately you wouldnt want to be my neighbor then. I have 2 broken unused grills in the back and 1 working grill, all dirt no grass (cant help that there is zero sunlight and yeah i checked out ground cover options), i have what used to be a sandbox but now is just a hilton for mosquitoes to breed even though i drop seven on their asses every other week, two barking ass dogs, a screen door that i tried to install but broke and a window screen that fell off a second story window which i havent moved yet . . . when they were showing the house next to mine, the people walked up to teh roof top deck, we just had a party so there was a beer keg whole bunch of red cups, i was out there without a shirt on looking like a true balmor redneck and my dogs were barking up a storm.

go skins!!
I hate people that can't appreciate a good time. I may be different, but man, if i see i've got partying neighbors, i'm inviting myself over. Probably try to sleep with someone's wife. That always goes over well.
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Old 09-19-2009, 09:47 PM   #79
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I hate that last night I had the most amazing tasting beer, it's called Wild blue.. Blueberry flavored lager.. That was I too drunk and fell asleep before I could finish drinking the last 3 beers.
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i would have to turn in my man card if i drank that crap
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Old 09-20-2009, 11:29 AM   #81
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i would have to turn in my man card if i drank that crap
lol its surprisingly good.

Buuut. Since you say you gotta be a man... *pushes the bottle of everclear in your direction*
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I tried that lime bear from Bud and the first one was good break from reg. beer but one was all I could drink.
Yeah it's ok but it gets old quick
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Are you still trying to brew your own beer? After my first batch I realised why it had been sitting in the garage for 2 years and tossed mine out.
I'm almost done drinking my first batch from the spring. I thought it was just ok. It got a little better by sitting for a while but I'm not sure it was worth the time and those bottles take up a lot of room in the fridge. I'll probably just stick with buying it from now on.
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Old 09-21-2009, 12:16 PM   #84
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Haven't had the lime beer but that MGD 64 drink that they call beer is the most disgusting thing I've had since the first time I drank Guinnes. Why did I drink it ? Sitting at work thinking I was getting one over the bar across the way by buying a 6 pack to drink after lunch. That, plus because I had a taste for an MGD so bad I figured when i drink Miller Light at my uncles house this can't be that bad aaaaaaaaaaand I was wrong.
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Old 09-21-2009, 12:36 PM   #85
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Most light beers are crap and have no taste. Still, I'm not against pounding down Miller Lite or Amstel Light when the time is right.

How you can compare Guinness to MGD64 is beyond me.

Just the mention of Guinness makes my mouth water. We went to an Irish Fest this weekend and Guinness was flowing like water. It brought a tear to my eye.
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I don't like it myself. Maybe I don't have enough hair on my chest but Guinness is just not for me. Had it one time when I took my best friend out for his birthday for one of those Get Fucked Up nights cause he turned 30. The night went to shit once the G came into play. We had got nice and baked then went to Remmingtons in College Park to get something to eat. So we order and I got this Grilled Chicken Sandwich with Bacon and Cheddar Cheese with some fries I think and a Heineken. Later I got a Remy on the rocks. He orders some Chicken Sandwich with Crab dip on it plus some Crab Dip for an appetizer. Thinds really went south when he looked at me and said "You gonna have a Guinness with me?"

Now me trying to be a good friend I say hey, the wife is sleep with the boy, I won't be getting that tonight so F it. So I get the G with him, we toast his 30 and take our sips. He taps out after about 3 sips saying that his stomach feels a little fucked. I drink half of mine. We leave because they had a DJ and it started to pack a little too much for us and besides we still had about 3 J's left for the night. We leave Remmington and decide to hit the Bowling Alley in Crofton. To get the taste of Guinness out of my mouth I ate a piece of this gum I had, some nasty shit. He asks me for some and I tell him it's horrible and he should leave it alone. On 50 we're tokin and he's chewing the gum, we get off of 50 at the 197 Bowie. While coming up on Bowie Town Center we're at that first light, there's a PG in the right lane so I'm in the left lane because I know if I get pulled over I'm not going to enjoy the night. He says that his head is spinning, i tell him to go to sleep. He sits up and rolls my window down. Pukes all of his food on the side of my van. I'm laughing my ass off, cars are honking and I pull into the parking lot of the Safeway and he's still puking.

I look at my van while he's hunched over yelling at the gravel. Funny ass night. We ended the night with going to CVS so he can pick up a toothbrush (I keep toothpaste in my car) and then go to Bowiling Alley so he can brush his teeth and wash the shame off his face.

So I said all of that to say this. Guinness isn't for me. Too heavy of a beer.
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I don't like it myself. Maybe I don't have enough hair on my chest but Guinness is just not for me. Had it one time when I took my best friend out for his birthday for one of those Get Fucked Up nights cause he turned 30. The night went to shit once the G came into play. We had got nice and baked then went to Remmingtons in College Park to get something to eat. So we order and I got this Grilled Chicken Sandwich with Bacon and Cheddar Cheese with some fries I think and a Heineken. Later I got a Remy on the rocks. He orders some Chicken Sandwich with Crab dip on it plus some Crab Dip for an appetizer. Thinds really went south when he looked at me and said "You gonna have a Guinness with me?"

Now me trying to be a good friend I say hey, the wife is sleep with the boy, I won't be getting that tonight so F it. So I get the G with him, we toast his 30 and take our sips. He taps out after about 3 sips saying that his stomach feels a little fucked. I drink half of mine. We leave because they had a DJ and it started to pack a little too much for us and besides we still had about 3 J's left for the night. We leave Remmington and decide to hit the Bowling Alley in Crofton. To get the taste of Guinness out of my mouth I ate a piece of this gum I had, some nasty shit. He asks me for some and I tell him it's horrible and he should leave it alone. On 50 we're tokin and he's chewing the gum, we get off of 50 at the 197 Bowie. While coming up on Bowie Town Center we're at that first light, there's a PG in the right lane so I'm in the left lane because I know if I get pulled over I'm not going to enjoy the night. He says that his head is spinning, i tell him to go to sleep. He sits up and rolls my window down. Pukes all of his food on the side of my van. I'm laughing my ass off, cars are honking and I pull into the parking lot of the Safeway and he's still puking.

I look at my van while he's hunched over yelling at the gravel. Funny ass night. We ended the night with going to CVS so he can pick up a toothbrush (I keep toothpaste in my car) and then go to Bowiling Alley so he can brush his teeth and wash the shame off his face.

So I said all of that to say this. Guinness isn't for me. Too heavy of a beer.
Not to be a beer nerd, but a lot of places really don't serve Guinness right.

Find a place that cleans their taps out semi-regularly, and that has the Guinness nitrogenized, instead of carbonated. It's also not wise to do it whilst on a full stomach or hammered.

Try a place like Fado in Chinatown, or The Dubliner on F & North capitol.

It's a common saying that you'll hate your first three Guinness, then love every one after that... but it's not for everyone.
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Old 09-21-2009, 03:08 PM   #88
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Yeah I think it may not be for me. I love beer just not Guinness. Sort of like I love pork but I will never eat Chitterlings or Chittlins as we really say it. It's for some just not for me. I'll get a Red Stripe or something. I really think its just the heavy beer thing because when I go to The Gordon Bierch I always get the Heffeweizen and nothing heavier. My homies will always get the other seasonal beers but they are always too harsh IMO.
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Guinness really isn't a heavy beer though, it's surprisingly light in calories and carbs.

In comparison to other stouts and porters out there, Guinness is actually pretty tame.

But if it's not your thing I get it.
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Guinness really isn't a heavy beer though, it's surprisingly light in calories and carbs.

In comparison to other stouts and porters out there, Guinness is actually pretty tame.

But if it's not your thing I get it.
It is also light in carboantion (sp). I use to go this bar near my house in NOVA and I would order a Guiness and drink it down in one glup, actually very easy becasue it is lightly carbonated. the bartender use to think it was crazy I could do that and would always give me the next one free.

Try a Arogant Bastard from Stone Brewing and Guiness will seem like OJ the next time you drink it.
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