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Old 09-21-2009, 03:55 PM   #91
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Yea I had one when I turned 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, and just about any other occasion and I guess thats why I now look 50.
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Old 09-21-2009, 03:57 PM   #92
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Guinness really isn't a heavy beer though, it's surprisingly light in calories and carbs.

In comparison to other stouts and porters out there, Guinness is actually pretty tame.

But if it's not your thing I get it.
Well I really drink some bitch beers then because Guinness was like drinking syrup. I may try it again but it has to be one of those hanging out with everyone and I just happen to drink one kinda deals.
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It is also light in carboantion (sp). I use to go this bar near my house in NOVA and I would order a Guiness and drink it down in one glup, actually very easy becasue it is lightly carbonated. the bartender use to think it was crazy I could do that and would always give me the next one free.

Try a Arogant Bastard from Stone Brewing and Guiness will seem like OJ the next time you drink it.
It's not supposed to have any carbonation. The real deal stuff uses Nitrogen instead of carbonation, so it gives it that smooth creamy taste. That's why Guinness cans and bottles have that little widget inside of it, because that releases the nitrogen and helps it maintain the creamy consistency.
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Another driving rant...

Heading to Wawa to grab a quick lunch, and some woman driving her soccer-mom grocery-getter, starts floating into my lane because she was too fucking busy texting on her enV with 2 hands...and from looks of things she wasn't using her knees or elbows to hold the damn steering wheel. It was only after I bailed into the right turn lane for the Wawa did she realize what she was doing and correct herself. That's a case of where I wish we all had bumper car style bumpers on our vehicles, so I could have sent her flying into a frickin' tailspin!
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Old 09-24-2009, 02:36 PM   #95
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Murphy's Stout is cheaper than Guinness and tastes just as good.
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I want a car with a computer chauffeur. I tell it where I want to go, a nice soft feminine voice repeats it back and says enjoy the trip (heck, maybe it can read me my favorite book), and then it drives me where I need to get to. F... driving myself!
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I want a car with a computer chauffeur. I tell it where I want to go, a nice soft feminine voice repeats it back and says enjoy the trip (heck, maybe it can read me my favorite book), and then it drives me where I need to get to. F... driving myself!
No shit, I can't stand driving. I want a flying carpet!
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No shit, I can't stand driving. I want a flying carpet!
Hell yeah! that would be awesome, flying around anywhere I d*** well want to go.
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It's not supposed to have any carbonation. The real deal stuff uses Nitrogen instead of carbonation, so it gives it that smooth creamy taste. That's why Guinness cans and bottles have that little widget inside of it, because that releases the nitrogen and helps it maintain the creamy consistency.


Ok buddy heard you in the first post, it doesn't have carbonation.
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Ok buddy heard you in the first post, it doesn't have carbonation.
It doesn't matter. If you drink enough of it you'll have intoxication.
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Another driving rant...

Heading to Wawa to grab a quick lunch, and some woman driving her soccer-mom grocery-getter, starts floating into my lane because she was too fucking busy texting on her enV with 2 hands...and from looks of things she wasn't using her knees or elbows to hold the damn steering wheel. It was only after I bailed into the right turn lane for the Wawa did she realize what she was doing and correct herself. That's a case of where I wish we all had bumper car style bumpers on our vehicles, so I could have sent her flying into a frickin' tailspin!
A woman did that to me while I was driving home from a Terps game last year. She was coming in my lane so I had to drift to the left to avoid her, only I hit a high curb and blew out my front tire. The dumb bitch never realized she did it so she just kept on driving and yakking away on her cell phone. Luckily I had a full sized spare because that was almost a year ago and I'm just now getting the spare replaced.
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A woman did that to me while I was driving home from a Terps game last year. She was coming in my lane so I had to drift to the left to avoid her, only I hit a high curb and blew out my front tire. The dumb bitch never realized she did it so she just kept on driving and yakking away on her cell phone. Luckily I had a full sized spare because that was almost a year ago and I'm just now getting the spare replaced.
I did that about a year ago. I drove on my spare for about 6 months and screwed up my alignment so bad it cost me an extra 300 for some new longer bolts that did something. They told me the alignment was so bad that I had run out of the factory adjustment tolerance. I am not exactly car savvy so they could have been lying to me. It was a full size spare too. The wear pattern was so bad that I had metal showing on the inside sidewall.
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I did that about a year ago. I drove on my spare for about 6 months and screwed up my alignment so bad it cost me an extra 300 for some new longer bolts that did something. They told me the alignment was so bad that I had run out of the factory adjustment tolerance. I am not exactly car savvy so they could have been lying to me. It was a full size spare too. The wear pattern was so bad that I had metal showing on the inside sidewall.
I lucked out with my car a little bit. I'm getting a bunch of work done, including getting my heat fixed which hasn't worked for over a year (that 45 minute drive to work in the winter was a real bitch), but my dad just built the shop owner's son's house so they're giving me a good deal on the work. I was going to have all 4 tires replaced but they were cool enough to tell me that the back ones are fine and that I only really need 2 new ones. Luckily the shop realizes that my dad and I have a big family in the area and that good customer service will go a long way.

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It doesn't matter. If you drink enough of it you'll have intoxication.

Which is the best ation!


Once a bum in NYC asked what is the best nation? I said IDK. He then said donation, LOL! I gave him $5.
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Once a bum in NYC asked what is the best nation? I said IDK. He then said donation, LOL! I gave him $5.
That's good, but he's got NOTHING on The M&M Man.
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