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Old 08-17-2010, 11:22 PM   #616
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My wife's would be SexyGatorSlob. She's LOVES our Gators with her heart and soul, she a hot Florida blonde, but man oh man is she messy. Not gross messy like leaving food wrappers on the floor or having poor hygene. But I swear to god the world is that woman's hamper. She has clothes everywhere. Drives me nuts. She can leave a sink full of dirty dishes and go to sleep for the night. She can leave 3 days worth of mail on the kitchen table. She can have a month old stack of magazines on her side of the bed. The list goes on.

Don't get me wrong, I love the woman to death, but her messiness is certainly my cross to bear in the relationship. But she's in two different fantasy football leagues, she has more than one Redskins thong, and she asks me at least 2 or 3 times a week "hey baby, what's new on The Warpath?" So I guess you take the good with the bad. I know I'm a pain in the ass, too.
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Old 08-18-2010, 02:25 PM   #619
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Had a couple of Erdinger Hefeweisens tonight at a corporate happy hour. Got home and got bitched at even though I was an hour earlier than expected. Sucking on a Sam Adams while I ignore her now.
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Had a couple of Erdinger Hefeweisens tonight at a corporate happy hour. Got home and got bitched at even though I was an hour earlier than expected. Sucking on a Sam Adams while I ignore her now.

I like Sam Adams summer seasonal. Had a few of them tonight at dinner at Chef Geoff's off of New Mexico Ave near AU. Pretty good food. I'm not raving about it, but pretty good. Having a Sam Seasonal on tap is nice though.
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Yeah, I like the Summer Ale and Coastal wheat.
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[I know that I posted this before in the SHFT but I think that it deserves a place here.

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Old 08-25-2010, 09:45 PM   #624
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lol so I'm talking to a friend today and he's like you celebrating tonight? I'm like celebrating what?

he goes.. Ted Kennedy's 1 year sobriety anniversary

me: umm ted kennedy is dead... oh... oHHHHH hahahahah

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Old 08-25-2010, 10:53 PM   #625
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New game: Give your significant other a csreen name. I will start first.

"Bitchy"- what else would you expect from a guy named Angry? You want to know the real source of my anger? Start with her.

Ok in all fairness I am pissed so a more appropriate name would be "Shewhodoesn'tshutthe****up"
Ms. Lazy, I really have the same problem GMScud has except mine is worse. She will start doing the dishes and then disappear from view until they are done. She doesn't clean very well if at all, and can't cook. Also, she's a Giants fan.
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My wife's would be SexyGatorSlob. She's LOVES our Gators with her heart and soul, she a hot Florida blonde, but man oh man is she messy. Not gross messy like leaving food wrappers on the floor or having poor hygene. But I swear to god the world is that woman's hamper. She has clothes everywhere. Drives me nuts. She can leave a sink full of dirty dishes and go to sleep for the night. She can leave 3 days worth of mail on the kitchen table. She can have a month old stack of magazines on her side of the bed. The list goes on.

Don't get me wrong, I love the woman to death, but her messiness is certainly my cross to bear in the relationship. But she's in two different fantasy football leagues, she has more than one Redskins thong, and she asks me at least 2 or 3 times a week "hey baby, what's new on The Warpath?" So I guess you take the good with the bad. I know I'm a pain in the ass, too.
she doesn't rinse the dishes first? a month old stack = like 4-6 magazines?

she might call you OCDScud if she were on here? lol j/k
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lol so I'm talking to a friend today and he's like you celebrating tonight? I'm like celebrating what?

he goes.. Ted Kennedy's 1 year sobriety anniversary

me: umm ted kennedy is dead... oh... oHHHHH hahahahah

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My wife's would be SexyGatorSlob. She's LOVES our Gators with her heart and soul, she a hot Florida blonde, but man oh man is she messy. Not gross messy like leaving food wrappers on the floor or having poor hygene. But I swear to god the world is that woman's hamper. She has clothes everywhere. Drives me nuts. She can leave a sink full of dirty dishes and go to sleep for the night. She can leave 3 days worth of mail on the kitchen table. She can have a month old stack of magazines on her side of the bed. The list goes on.

Don't get me wrong, I love the woman to death, but her messiness is certainly my cross to bear in the relationship. But she's in two different fantasy football leagues, she has more than one Redskins thong, and she asks me at least 2 or 3 times a week "hey baby, what's new on The Warpath?" So I guess you take the good with the bad. I know I'm a pain in the ass, too.
I feel your pain. If it wasn't for me I can only imagine what our place would look like. Gotta admit I'm a bit of a pain in the ass when it comes to keeping things clean though. But overall my wife and I are on different pages when it comes to that.
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Old 08-26-2010, 02:37 PM   #629
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Had a couple of Erdinger Hefeweisens tonight at a corporate happy hour. Got home and got bitched at even though I was an hour earlier than expected. Sucking on a Sam Adams while I ignore her now.
lol i actually have developed this habit of making a long extended "shhhhhhhhh" sound when she starts nagging and bitching. oh man does that set her off but i cant even control it, it is involuntary.

last week she was bitching that i never listen to her or hear what she is saying (it also was written on our dry erase board in our kitchen with exclamation points!!). i swear to gosh, i heard her say "because you never listen to waht i say and i have to repeat myself . . " that beginning part i heard then like some john hughes movie i just zoned out and watched her lips move. i didnt know how long she had been talking when i snapped out of it and started hearing her words again.

i think my uncontrollable involuntary shhhhhh sound im starting to make is just a progression of me zoning her out.

so her screen name would be "thegirlwhoconstantlynagstotheguywhoistoohightocar ewhatsheissayingbuthedoescarenoughtoactlikehehears whatsheissayingbutifhemissesanythingheknowsshewill justrepeatherselfagainandagainandagainsoitreallydo esntmatterifhelistensornotbecauseallshewantstodois bitchandnotreallymakeanypointsorhaveadiscussionany way"
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