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Old 12-22-2010, 02:50 PM   #721
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Haha that is awesome.
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Old 12-23-2010, 02:24 AM   #722
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Takes a while because you need it to age and wait for the folks ahead of you as well. I have been ambassador since 2001 and I think I got my bottle in 08 or 09. Was not cheap either.
mine should be coming up within the next couple of years
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Old 12-23-2010, 02:29 AM   #723
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I'm not much for liquor these days unless it's single malt scotch, but Ketel One on the rocks with just a squirt of fresh lime is delicious.
aberlour a'bunadh for me tonight

got off at 1.. back in at 530.. having 2 fingers to ease me into 2 hours of sleep or so

must say I'm not big into makers.. it's easy going.. but too easy going I think, needs the right time.. like when it's summer and I'd rather have bourbon than gin tonics or whatever

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Old 02-24-2011, 04:02 PM   #724
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damn this thread needs a bump, here we go

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Old 02-24-2011, 04:54 PM   #725
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Makes me want to drink. I think I'll stop by the ABC store tonight instead of tomorrow and start my weekend early. I can blame Matty.
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Old 03-09-2011, 02:01 PM   #726
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Old 03-14-2011, 04:38 PM   #727
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I guess this goes here. Got real real drunk saturday night. I mean real drunk even for my standards. Wake up sunday to a txt msg from my bank saying my account has been frozen due to unusual activity. I call the number and in an automated voice asks me to verify 3 charges the first being that i got declined at "shellnorthby2HW" or something like that. I am known to blackout and do some crazy things but I got real scared b/c i have a good bit of money on my card and thought i would have had to spend alot of money to get denied.

So basically i spend all sunday thinking i bought some bar full of people drinks, my lady wasnt too happy. I remember going out and getting more beer from our neighborhood bar but i was pretty sure i wanted to get another hard drink but the bar was packed so i got a 12 pack to go took 1 out and drank it on my way out the door.

Anyways, it ends up i didnt do anything crazy besides pee myself that night (it happens to the best of us). The prob was some jerks down in Fl somehow were charging $99 on my card. Theres more to the story but the rest is kinda embarrassing.
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Old 03-14-2011, 04:48 PM   #728
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^lolololololol. Thats awesome. Pissed yourself is always a classic. Once in college, i pissed in this girl bed i had just met that night at her DC apt. Her dad arrived that morning to move her, and i just walked out and got in my truck and bounced shirtless. Left her my pissy sonic youth t-shirt to remember me by
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Old 03-25-2011, 02:57 AM   #729
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Anyone guess who this is? BTW No cheating.
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Old 03-25-2011, 08:42 AM   #730
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Slash.
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Old 03-25-2011, 09:31 AM   #731
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How do you piss yourself?
I thought only really old men did that.
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Old 03-25-2011, 09:39 AM   #732
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I knew this guy in college who would piss himself anytime he got really hammered. You always had to be careful that he didn't pass out on your couch or you were asking for trouble.
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Old 03-25-2011, 09:57 AM   #733
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I've puked in some odd places but was never passed out bad enough to piss on myself.
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Old 04-09-2011, 12:14 AM   #734
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I've puked in some odd places but was never passed out bad enough to piss on myself.
u don't piss on yourself you piss on other things, usually in/on a closet, hamper, door, sofa, just to name a few. if you haven't pissed yourself drunk you haven't lived in my book
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Old 04-09-2011, 03:54 AM   #735
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We used to call pissing ourself while drunk being a member of the Champions Club in college. So in honor of that I have decent pee stories.

Once I was so hammered that while still asleep I opened the window to my second story room in college and pee'd out it. Everyone in the back yard thought it was hilarious watching me pee out a window while sleep walking. That is until the air conditioning unit located directly below my window kicked on and rained urine down on everyone with in 25 feet. Prob my proudest moment.
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