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Old 05-14-2011, 02:32 AM   #766
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Old 05-14-2011, 08:28 AM   #767
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"Ah memory impairment, the free prize at the bottom of every Vodka bottle."
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That's right a funny line from a SITCOM! SITCOM'S RULE!
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Old 05-14-2011, 09:55 PM   #768
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Alvin Waltons post have lead me to this thread, I am know drinking because of him.
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Old 05-14-2011, 10:33 PM   #769
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Old 05-14-2011, 11:34 PM   #770
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Alvin Waltons post have lead me to this thread, I am know drinking because of him.
Lol, I'm sure one day you'll get back at me for doing this.

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Old 05-15-2011, 12:12 AM   #771
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Old 05-15-2011, 12:16 AM   #772
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You can't take this thread, don't even try

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Old 05-15-2011, 12:23 AM   #773
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Old 05-15-2011, 11:04 AM   #774
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let that serve as a warning
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Old 05-15-2011, 11:40 AM   #775
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Old 05-15-2011, 03:16 PM   #776
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Is there anyway to add a hide button to the forum without completely overhauling the format? Some of these pics are getting way to big.
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Old 05-15-2011, 05:30 PM   #777
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You could get a real computer and a real monitor.
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soy el consumo de alcohol jajajajaja
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Old 05-19-2011, 02:22 AM   #779
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[greets the class in Spanish and walks up to Beavis and Butt-Head with a card with the phrase Juan es alto]
Mr. Hererra: Senor Butt-Head, como es Juan?
Butt-Head: Uhhhh Burritos.
Mr. Hererra: No. No. No. Como es Juan? Como es Juan?
Butt-Head: Uhhh guacamole.
Mr. Hererra: No. No. No. Senor Beavis, como es Juan?
Beavis: Umm spaghetti.
[laughs]
Butt-Head: Spaghetti?
Mr. Hererra: Spaghetti. That's Italian, you moron. Damn it, you idiots have been in this class for almost a whole school year and the only Spanish you know is what you learned at Taco Bell. And Beavis couldn't get that right. I'm gonna give you little bastards just 10 seconds to come up with a sentence in Spanish and if you can't, you're both going to the principal's office and you're both flunking.
[pauses]
Mr. Hererra: Well I'm waiting.
Butt-Head: [laughs] Uh, rendo-pordo-curdoh-nut-a-ben-yubarduhvuh Rico Suave.
Mr. Hererra: [hearing the class laugh and points to the door] Principal's office, Now!
Beavis: [gears turning in his head and smiles] Uhh Taco supreme.
[Laughs]
Mr. Hererra: [the class continues laughing] Get out! Now!
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Old 06-03-2011, 11:12 AM   #780
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Think I find my new favorite summer brew

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