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Old 09-11-2011, 09:09 AM   #796
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What do you mean you're "not allowed" back upstairs? Why let someone tell you what to do like that?
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Old 09-11-2011, 05:11 PM   #797
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damn redskins..dont maske me look bad..grrrrrrrr!

im chillin like a villian!!!!

crap! tackle someone skins!


14-14 redskins....
drunk play by play.....rex is showing up....giants run game is unstopable.

eli stinking up the goint.

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Old 09-11-2011, 08:12 PM   #798
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damn redskins..dont maske me look bad..grrrrrrrr!

im chillin like a villian!!!!

crap! tackle someone skins!


14-14 redskins....
drunk play by play.....rex is showing up....giants run game is unstopable.

eli stinking up the goint.
They had less than 80 yards combined rushing.
What are you drinking?
Grain alcohol?
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Old 09-11-2011, 10:17 PM   #799
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Enjoying a Screwdriver. That's right, old school.
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Old 09-11-2011, 10:22 PM   #800
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Enjoying a Screwdriver. That's right, old school.
Ah, the drink that caused many of my crazy escapades during college.
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Old 09-11-2011, 10:23 PM   #801
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I discovered that I had a bottle of vodka in the house and little OJ. I was like what the f...
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Old 09-11-2011, 10:55 PM   #802
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Give me the vodka, save the OJ for breakfast
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Old 09-12-2011, 04:57 AM   #803
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They had less than 80 yards combined rushing.
What are you drinking?
Grain alcohol?
They quit running the ball because they got behind.....picking on a drunk guy -

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Old 10-02-2011, 07:08 PM   #804
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dang it, im about 10 beers in and probably wont pass the eye ball test to get permission to go up to the bar for some wings or a cheesesteak during the ravens game from the lady later tonight.

well, im gonna try. ill expect the worst and not put up much of a fight. (the ladys pregnant so i have to tread lightly nowadays and already messed it up earlier today coming home an hr and 15 mins late when i said i was just going up for 30 mins).

edit - i enjoyed a pint of fat tire earlier today. quick story, talked with a guy whose company just got contracted to do their distribution for maryland (mostly eastern shore). he said while he has seen plenty of taps in random hallways, rooms etc of beer manufacturers hes never seen a tap in the bathroom like he did with fat tire. i might have told this already in this thread . .im a repeater, drives my lady nuts!

edit x 2 - well, i tactifully played it. sent her a txt from the tv room basement, shes on the 2nd floor bedroom, saying "what do u want to do for dinner? leftovers? delivery? go out?". no response. i then go to the 1st floor to post nonsense on warpath and she walks down to the kitchen, i ask if she has any ideas for dinner, she says she doesnt care, i say "we could order something delivery (insert names of quality expensive places that deliver)". she says "no". I say "well you mind if i go out to get something to eat/". she says "why would i care if you get something to eat?". game set match.

she clearly has underestimated my level of drunkeness, i credit my forethinking to not leave all the empty beer bottles near the kitchen sink and actually getting them out of sight and into the recycling bin out back as well as my best "im not drunk" voice when she came down. im not even hungry but i am out of beer . .err down to my last one.

sweeet, i dont score many of these victories my fellow skins fans! not this drunk, im not really that drunk, but normally im like a gremlin with rules. rule 1) no going out after having 10 plus beers. rule 1 is being BROKEN! rule 2) no whiskey . .man i hope i dont break rule 2.

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Old 10-02-2011, 10:37 PM   #805
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That's quality drunk thread stuff right there ^
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Old 10-02-2011, 10:55 PM   #806
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shoot, i got up to my corner bar, heard the ravens game fireworks go off. got a seat, talked with my bartender buddy who was wearing a stitched monk jersey, he looked outside there was 4 ravens fans, he said he knew they wouldnt make it thru the 1st quarter, lol they didnt even make it to the game. 2 were throwing up outside and the other 2 walked in and began throwing their jerseys around. i drank a few. this drunk group of girls were getting absoletly plowed with shots from the monk bartender. i mean every 5 mins a new shot of rounds with group pics taken. eventually 1 looked over at me (wearing a skins hoodie and an Os hat) and said "aint that an oxymoron wearing DC and baltimore". i gave her the death stare. i ordered one for the orad, started walking out and she said "thats illegal, thats illegal:, i said "you must not be from around here".

well thats even a good story really, just a story. had a free raven ticket thoo from one of the too drunk raven fans who was drinking with the group of girls.

going to j patricks now for 1 with live irish music every night except wednesdays, literally 2 houses down. no tvs and no cursin thoo. i mean a strict no cursing rule. omalley drinks there. i wish i had a better story to tell but i didnt want to get into it with those drunk girls, thats entertainment for the bar, they were steady watering their plants. ... well maybe something will happen at jps but i doubt it.
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Old 10-02-2011, 11:23 PM   #807
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That's quality drunk thread stuff right there ^
Oh man phenomenal. I'm not gonna lie, I've had a few drinks tonight (not 10 beers LOL), and I was laughing a lot reading those two posts.
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Old 10-16-2011, 08:19 AM   #808
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nobodies drunk yet? started drinking? im gonna go out to my car for a coffee from royal farms hoping beyong hope that j patricks (they bets most authentic irish bar in the world, literally google it, which is a few doors down from my house) is open but i know it aint.

they have the best irish cofee, 5 diff liqs in there. they say they open at 8 am but every frakin day they have a sign sayin open late at 5 pm, especially on sundays cuz they dont have any tvs . . .or windows for that matter.

edit - im gonna have to pretend for the next few hours on the ride up to PA i didnt wake up drunk then pretend for the following 8 hours im not dead ass tired ....for this dang ass wedding in PA . .during a football sunday . . .

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Old 10-17-2011, 10:33 PM   #809
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That's quality drunk thread stuff right there ^
I love OTM drunk stories lol
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Old 11-12-2011, 01:11 AM   #810
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$100,000 bottle of champagne?
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