TMC will live forever:

Daseal · 10-10-2009, 09:28 AM

Scientific Discovery!

KLHJ2 · 10-10-2009, 09:32 AM

Hey honey, did you know that fellatio will help you live longer? Brilliant!

wolfeskins · 10-10-2009, 10:37 AM

so...the whores in porn should live longer than the non whores.

BleedBurgundy · 10-10-2009, 06:26 PM

awesome thread title.

12thMan · 10-10-2009, 06:42 PM

I thought this thread was a triubute to TheMalcolmConnection. LOL

Daseal · 10-10-2009, 06:48 PM

It is.

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-10-2009, 07:04 PM

What most of you don't know is that while I'm almost 28 in age, I look 3.

TheMalcolmConnection · 10-10-2009, 07:06 PM

"British newspaper has prophesied the coming of a “wonder pill that could extend lifespan by up to 25 years”, the truth is that human trials, let alone treatment, are a very long way off. "

A pill? I ain't gay.

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 10-11-2009, 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMalcolmConnection

What most of you don't know is that while I'm almost 28 in age, I look 3.

So its almost like pre puberty when nothing comes out?

hooskins · 10-13-2009, 04:32 PM

^Haha TMC shoots blanks.

KLHJ2 · 10-13-2009, 04:38 PM

LOL His penis dry heaves.

firstdown · 10-13-2009, 05:09 PM

Now I understand the saying "Dirty Old Men".

ArtMonkDrillz · 10-13-2009, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfeskins

so...the whores in porn should live longer than the non whores.

I think all the booze, coke, and "internal abuse" counteracts any of the positive effects. Basically, they're F'd in more ways than one.

firstdown · 10-13-2009, 05:19 PM

In an article titled “Key to a long life found (again)”, the patient information website NHS Choices points out that while this is an exciting area for future research, it will take many more years of study including lab tests and further animal trials before it can be safely tested on humans.

Safely tested on humans? Man these guys really need to get out of the office/lab.

tryfuhl · 10-13-2009, 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolfeskins

so...the whores in porn should live longer than the non whores.

there are non-whores in porn?

10-10-2009, 09:28 AM	#1
Daseal Puppy Kicker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arlington, Virginia Age: 30 Posts: 8,057	TMC will live forever: Scientific Discovery! __________________ Best. Player. Available.

10-10-2009, 09:32 AM	#2
KLHJ2 Pro Bowl Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 34 Posts: 5,823	Re: TMC will live forever: Hey honey, did you know that fellatio will help you live longer? Brilliant! __________________ Read "The Book", life will gain meaning. Last edited by KLHJ2; 10-10-2009 at 10:40 AM.

10-10-2009, 10:37 AM	#3
wolfeskins The Starter Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: chesapeake,va. Posts: 2,160	Re: TMC will live forever: so...the whores in porn should live longer than the non whores. __________________ Hail to Allen/Shanahan .... bring in some baby hogs and load up on diesel fuel !!! (budw38)

10-10-2009, 06:26 PM	#4
BleedBurgundy Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,434	Re: TMC will live forever: awesome thread title. __________________ "All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine

10-10-2009, 06:42 PM	#5
12thMan MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C. Posts: 11,363	Re: TMC will live forever: I thought this thread was a triubute to TheMalcolmConnection. LOL

10-10-2009, 06:48 PM	#6
Daseal Puppy Kicker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arlington, Virginia Age: 30 Posts: 8,057	Re: TMC will live forever: It is. __________________ Best. Player. Available.

10-10-2009, 07:04 PM	#7
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31 Posts: 17,119	Re: TMC will live forever: What most of you don't know is that while I'm almost 28 in age, I look 3. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-10-2009, 07:06 PM	#8
TheMalcolmConnection I like big (_\|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31 Posts: 17,119	Re: TMC will live forever: "British newspaper has prophesied the coming of a “wonder pill that could extend lifespan by up to 25 years”, the truth is that human trials, let alone treatment, are a very long way off. " A pill? I ain't gay. __________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted.

10-13-2009, 04:32 PM	#10
hooskins Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 25 Posts: 8,557	Re: TMC will live forever: ^Haha TMC shoots blanks. __________________ Vacancy

10-13-2009, 04:38 PM	#11
KLHJ2 Pro Bowl Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 34 Posts: 5,823	Re: TMC will live forever: LOL His penis dry heaves. __________________ Read "The Book", life will gain meaning.

10-13-2009, 05:09 PM	#12
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 49 Posts: 15,198	Re: TMC will live forever: Now I understand the saying "Dirty Old Men".

10-13-2009, 05:19 PM	#14
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 49 Posts: 15,198	Re: TMC will live forever: In an article titled “Key to a long life found (again)”, the patient information website NHS Choices points out that while this is an exciting area for future research, it will take many more years of study including lab tests and further animal trials before it can be safely tested on humans. Safely tested on humans? Man these guys really need to get out of the office/lab.

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