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Old 10-10-2009, 09:28 AM   #1
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TMC will live forever:

Scientific Discovery!
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Old 10-10-2009, 09:32 AM   #2
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Re: TMC will live forever:

Hey honey, did you know that fellatio will help you live longer? Brilliant!

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Old 10-10-2009, 10:37 AM   #3
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so...the whores in porn should live longer than the non whores.
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Old 10-10-2009, 06:26 PM   #4
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Re: TMC will live forever:

awesome thread title.
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Old 10-10-2009, 06:42 PM   #5
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I thought this thread was a triubute to TheMalcolmConnection. LOL
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Old 10-10-2009, 06:48 PM   #6
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It is.
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Old 10-10-2009, 07:04 PM   #7
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What most of you don't know is that while I'm almost 28 in age, I look 3.
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Old 10-10-2009, 07:06 PM   #8
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Re: TMC will live forever:

"British newspaper has prophesied the coming of a “wonder pill that could extend lifespan by up to 25 years”, the truth is that human trials, let alone treatment, are a very long way off. "

A pill? I ain't gay.
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Old 10-11-2009, 09:02 AM   #9
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What most of you don't know is that while I'm almost 28 in age, I look 3.
So its almost like pre puberty when nothing comes out?
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Old 10-13-2009, 04:32 PM   #10
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^Haha TMC shoots blanks.
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Old 10-13-2009, 04:38 PM   #11
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LOL His penis dry heaves.
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Old 10-13-2009, 05:09 PM   #12
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Now I understand the saying "Dirty Old Men".
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Old 10-13-2009, 05:10 PM   #13
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so...the whores in porn should live longer than the non whores.
I think all the booze, coke, and "internal abuse" counteracts any of the positive effects. Basically, they're F'd in more ways than one.
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Old 10-13-2009, 05:19 PM   #14
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In an article titled “Key to a long life found (again)”, the patient information website NHS Choices points out that while this is an exciting area for future research, it will take many more years of study including lab tests and further animal trials before it can be safely tested on humans.

Safely tested on humans? Man these guys really need to get out of the office/lab.
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so...the whores in porn should live longer than the non whores.
there are non-whores in porn?
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