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Old 11-05-2009, 02:25 PM   #1
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:14 PM   #2
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Old 11-05-2009, 06:36 PM   #3
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Re: Win

Also as a driver who has wondered since he began driving why slow people like the left lane so much I would like to say I definitely agree with the Left Lane Drivers Unite site.
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