|11-05-2009, 02:25 PM||#1|
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|11-05-2009, 06:14 PM||#2|
Join Date: Mar 2005
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|11-05-2009, 06:36 PM||#3|
Join Date: Mar 2005
Also as a driver who has wondered since he began driving why slow people like the left lane so much I would like to say I definitely agree with the Left Lane Drivers Unite site.