Warpath  

Home | Forums | Salary Cap Info | Shop | Donate | Stay Connected




Go Back   Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot


john kerry, football star

Parking Lot


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 10-19-2004, 12:28 AM   #1
Mr. Brightside
 
Big C's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Fairfax, Virginia
Age: 27
Posts: 4,439
john kerry, football star

lol this is really funny

http://people.wm.edu/~bmjord/kerryfootball.htm
__________________
"I don't care what nobody say I'm a be me, stay hood stay real, cause I'm out here grindin'" -Joe Gibbs
Big C is offline   Reply With Quote

Advertisements
Old 10-19-2004, 12:18 PM   #2
‎\m/
 
Mattyk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 41
Posts: 79,482
Funny stuff!

What's up with his form on that snap? He's gonna hurt himself
Mattyk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-19-2004, 12:21 PM   #3
‎\m/
 
Mattyk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 41
Posts: 79,482
Some of those captions are cracking me up, check out 8 year old dirtbag picking up the blitz!





More than just a QB, more than just a receiver, Kerry is a team leader! He stands tall under intense pressure, and his teammates stick by him even when the chips are down. Above, Kerry's 8-year-old teammate throws a critical block that allowed Kerry to get his pass off in time.
Mattyk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-19-2004, 12:25 PM   #4
Uncle Phil
 
SmootSmack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 44,494
I think instead of the debates they should have had a punt, pass, and kick competition
__________________
You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You
SmootSmack is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-19-2004, 01:58 PM   #5
Mr. Brightside
 
Big C's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Fairfax, Virginia
Age: 27
Posts: 4,439
even tho they are making fun of kerry, and im a kerry supporter, i still laughed my ass off lol
__________________
"I don't care what nobody say I'm a be me, stay hood stay real, cause I'm out here grindin'" -Joe Gibbs
Big C is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-19-2004, 02:12 PM   #6
Playmaker
 
cpayne5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 3,807
Haha, the one where Kerry is long snapping and the one with this caption
Quote:
The gridiron is for men of steel, and John Kerry can take a lick and keep on ticking. Here, Kerry loses round one to the league's fiercest defender: the blocking bag of pain.
are hilarious!
__________________
"It's not about what you've done, but what's been done for you."
cpayne5 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-19-2004, 02:23 PM   #7
Playmaker
 
cpayne5's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 3,807
This all reminds me of a story from the first day of training camp (July 31st)...

As daseal and I were leaving the parking lot (field) of Redskins park (took a while because of the crowd) in my car, we became enthralled with a pickup game of football that was being played near the road. We laughed as the hapless wannabes consistently threw ducks and dropped passes. Then, much to my extreme pleasure, the FUNNIEST THING IN THE WORLD took place. One of the guys threw to one of the other guys a pass that was a bit short. The receiver bent down to try and grab the low pass, but he underestimated and the ball hit at his feet, bounced up, and bopped him right in the face. (I laugh because he wasn't hurt much, just his ego. Who am I kidding, I still would have laughed!) He then stumbled around looking as though the whack had knocked his balance off. To this day, I can't help but let out atleast a chuckle when I think about it.

Reading this post, it doesn't seem all that funny, but I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. Daseal says the funniest part of it was my reaction to it all...
__________________
"It's not about what you've done, but what's been done for you."
cpayne5 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2004, 12:13 AM   #8
Puppy Kicker
 
Daseal's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Arlington, Virginia
Age: 31
Posts: 8,180
haha, yeah. That was funny. I chuckled a bit, but certainly not to the extent you did. The guys playing were as agile as Lynn Swann!

That website is hilarious though!
Daseal is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-21-2004, 03:10 AM   #9
Special Teams
 
4TH RING's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Posts: 129
Wow, these pics are hilarious. Talk about a picture is worth.... My favorite is the one where he is catching a pass with his eyes shut. I wonder if there's video of that because it's got incompletion written all over it. And the story about the guy catching a pass off his grill. I wish I was there because those stories last a lifetime.

4TH RING is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:17 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
This site is not officially affiliated with the Washington Redskins or the NFL.
Page generated in 0.19967 seconds with 9 queries

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC5

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25