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Old 12-02-2009, 07:27 PM   #1
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steven seagal-lawman

in case anyone didn't know steven seagal has been followed by a camera crew while on duty as a police officer. i'm not kidding, it is gonna be on a&e at 10 tonight and i can't wait. i hooe to god he karate chops someone
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Old 12-02-2009, 08:18 PM   #2
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Oh my god this show looks so horrible. I can't wait!

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Old 12-02-2009, 08:26 PM   #3
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Here's a great Seagal quote: "I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." Good luck with that.
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Old 12-03-2009, 01:57 AM   #4
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out of shape action star, Who can't even make a good B movie, which requires no acting skill's, is now trying to steal tv glory by..... becoming a tv cop........ :vomit:
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out of shape action star, Who can't even make a good B movie, which requires no acting skill's, is now trying to steal tv glory by..... becoming a tv cop........ :vomit:
are you talking about William Shatner or Steven Seagal? (at least Bill had Heather Locklear on TJ Hooker)
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Old 12-03-2009, 09:57 AM   #6
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If I remember correctly, Steven Segal has been serving as a deputy sheriff/police officer for sometime now in his native state. It's been at least 10 years. His martial arts ability has never been questioned, but i can tell you that his lawman status is legitimate.

I hope the show doesn't provide too much fluff. But it's inevitable that somebody trys to fight him or something and gets pwoned.
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There was a time when Seagal made a.....decent action film. Then, he went...Nicholas Cage?
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No you can't question his martial arts skills, and he even seems to be quite the sharp shooter with a pistol. The funny thing is how serious he takes himself, and how serious the show is. Think 'Cops' with a bloated Steven Seagal riding shotgun.
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If I remember correctly, Steven Segal has been serving as a deputy sheriff/police officer for sometime now in his native state. It's been at least 10 years. His martial arts ability has never been questioned, but i can tell you that his lawman status is legitimate.

I hope the show doesn't provide too much fluff. But it's inevitable that somebody trys to fight him or something and gets pwoned.
i can only dream.

if anyone else actually watched it did you notice how unreasonably sweaty he got shooting guns on a range, but he is a damn good shot, not to mention his sweet ass collection of hand guns
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No you can't question his martial arts skills, and he even seems to be quite the sharp shooter with a pistol. The funny thing is how serious he takes himself, and how serious the show is. Think 'Cops' with a bloated Steven Seagal riding shotgun.
he is pretty damn bloated, but when he was doing some of his martial arts that crap was pretty impressive, he is still pretty quick
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i can only dream.

if anyone else actually watched it did you notice how unreasonably sweaty he got shooting guns on a range, but he is a damn good shot, not to mention his sweet ass collection of hand guns
Yeah dude sweats a lot, but he's in Louisiana, but then again he's fat as well.
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Sometimes i think maybe Segal's "ego" and seriousness all the time might be almost a self parody. He seems like a nice enough guy, and he's even spoofed himself in a few things(Mountain Dew Commercial, The Onion Movie, etc..).

People who know him say good enough things about him. I know a long time ago he had connections to the mafia, but i think that was resolved long ago..

He actually looked in OK shape for his last couple of DVDs that came out in 2008, but he looks a little paunchy again. It's a shame because he's at an age where he could get in good shape again easily...
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All I know is if I was a cop, I would be in the best shape I could be. Did you see him try to run last night? He could barely jog.
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Maybe he'll use the show to hock his multi-aluminum album Songs from the Crystal Cave
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Dude can do.....Everything.
No total gym?
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