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12-21-2009, 04:25 PM
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| Most Interesting Man in the World  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 25
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| Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon How about every "report" being dubbed a "matrix"
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12-21-2009, 04:28 PM
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| Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon Quote:
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12-21-2009, 04:29 PM
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| Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 25
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| Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon Or how about any small talk? People ask if you have any plans for the weekend. Yeah I do, I am not gonna be around you.
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12-21-2009, 04:30 PM
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| Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 25
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| Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon TPS Reports.
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12-21-2009, 04:34 PM
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| Mad Men   Join Date: Feb 2004
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| Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon Quote:
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12-21-2009, 04:50 PM
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| Quietly Dominating the East  Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida
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| Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon .............right?
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12-21-2009, 04:59 PM
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| Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 25
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| Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon haha yeah our boss says stuff about it being the 4th quarter(not fiscal) and we need to step it up to pull out a win...lol 
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12-21-2009, 05:07 PM
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| Mad Men Join Date: Feb 2004
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You're moving the ball downfield, getting those first downs, but let's get some more points on the scoreboard. Let's turn some of those first downs into touchdowns. Don't try to take this project on on your own. Follow your lead blockers
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12-21-2009, 05:14 PM
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| Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 25
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| Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon hahaaa, follow your lead blockers got me lol'ing
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12-21-2009, 05:27 PM
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| Living Legend  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 49
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12-21-2009, 05:32 PM
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| Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 49
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| Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon Ok I pick up my cell to call home and the office phone starts to ring so I hang up and pick up the office phone but no one is there. This happens 3 times and I start getting ticked that someone keeps hanging up on me when I realize I'm calling the office number and not my house hanging up on myself. |
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12-21-2009, 05:56 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s.  Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon Catch twenty-two. It's an all-around term but my department just LOVES to use that constantly, sometimes 2-3 times in the same sentence.
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12-21-2009, 05:57 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon Oh, and the head of my department says, "If you want to maintain your salary-retention program... HARHARHAR." For those who don't get that, he means your job. What kind of douche says stuff like that?
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12-21-2009, 07:03 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Feb 2004
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12-21-2009, 07:13 PM
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| Impact Rookie  Join Date: May 2007 Location: Oklahoma City Age: 29
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| Re: The Most Painfully Annoying Business Jargon The whole "Lean Manufacturing" idea can lick my nuts.
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