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03-10-2010, 08:23 PM
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| Franchise Player  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Happy 70th Chuck Norris How did we go all day and not mention that THE Chuck Norris turned 70 (in human years) today?!?!?! We've all sinned and we better pray that Chuck Norris doesn't karatechop us to death whilst we sleep.
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03-10-2010, 08:24 PM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris Oh, and Chuck Norris's beard is 112 today.
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03-10-2010, 08:32 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Redskins Nation
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris Just in case no one has done this before 1. Go to the Google home page. 2. Type "Find Chuck Norris" 3. Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button. Check out the result. BTW, the Chuck Norris legendary stories crack me the hell up. They never get old. I laugh everytime I hear them.
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03-10-2010, 08:35 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s.   Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris The second I realized I had missed his birthday I roundhouse-kicked MYSELF.
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03-10-2010, 08:36 PM
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| Gamebreaker   Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 34
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris
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03-10-2010, 08:40 PM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris Quote:
Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Ian Spector, Book - Barnes & Noble
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03-10-2010, 09:03 PM
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| \m/   Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 40
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris How the hell is Chuck F'ing Norris 70 years old? That just sounds wrong. |
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03-10-2010, 09:12 PM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris Quote:
Chuck Norris - Biography
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03-10-2010, 09:27 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Three Chopt Virginia Age: 35
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris So what is this fetish for Norris all about? I missed that? Yeah Chuck's a bad MOFO . . . and? So is a brick when I throw it. Chuck, if you're reading this, Happy Birthday.
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03-10-2010, 09:33 PM
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris Quote:
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03-10-2010, 09:35 PM
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| Eternally Legendary Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 33
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris Now I understand why our elevator video screens ticker thingy was telling me Chuck Norris was the #2 topic on twitter.
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03-10-2010, 09:44 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Northern,Va.
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris Quote:
 Happy 70th !!! | |
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03-10-2010, 10:07 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Woodbridge, VA Age: 30
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris Quote:
second, did you know that chuck norris' calendar goes from march 31st to april 2nd? cause chuck norris is nobody's fool
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03-10-2010, 11:30 PM
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| Gamebreaker  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Waldorf, MD Age: 29
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris Quote:
never really been a big chuck fan though.. all of the jokes about him were mr. t and vin diesel jokes that got converted, minus some beard, roundhouse, etc jokes | |
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03-11-2010, 12:09 AM
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| The Starter Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Redskins Nation
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| Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris Quote:
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