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Old 03-10-2010, 08:23 PM   #1
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Happy 70th Chuck Norris

How did we go all day and not mention that THE Chuck Norris turned 70 (in human years) today?!?!?! We've all sinned and we better pray that Chuck Norris doesn't karatechop us to death whilst we sleep.





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Oh, and Chuck Norris's beard is 112 today.
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Old 03-10-2010, 08:32 PM   #3
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris

Just in case no one has done this before

1. Go to the Google home page.
2. Type "Find Chuck Norris"
3. Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

Check out the result.

BTW, the Chuck Norris legendary stories crack me the hell up. They never get old. I laugh everytime I hear them.
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The second I realized I had missed his birthday I roundhouse-kicked MYSELF.
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Old 03-10-2010, 08:36 PM   #5
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris

The legendary Chuck Norris beard...

YouTube - Family Guy Chuck Norris fist under his beard
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Just in case no one has done this before

1. Go to the Google home page.
2. Type "Find Chuck Norris"
3. Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

Check out the result.

BTW, the Chuck Norris legendary stories crack me the hell up. They never get old. I laugh everytime I hear them.
I keep this book next to the crapper. Greatest toilet reading material ever.
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Old 03-10-2010, 09:03 PM   #7
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris

How the hell is Chuck F'ing Norris 70 years old? That just sounds wrong.
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Old 03-10-2010, 09:12 PM   #8
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How the hell is Chuck F'ing Norris 70 years old? That just sounds wrong.
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Re: Happy 70th Chuck Norris

So what is this fetish for Norris all about? I missed that? Yeah Chuck's a bad MOFO . . . and? So is a brick when I throw it. Chuck, if you're reading this, Happy Birthday.
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So what is this fetish for Norris all about? I missed that? Yeah Chuck's a bad MOFO . . . and? So is a brick when I throw it. Chuck, if you're reading this, Happy Birthday.
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Old 03-10-2010, 09:35 PM   #11
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Now I understand why our elevator video screens ticker thingy was telling me Chuck Norris was the #2 topic on twitter.
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So what is this fetish for Norris all about? I missed that? Yeah Chuck's a bad MOFO . . . and? So is a brick when I throw it. Chuck, if you're reading this, Happy Birthday.
So that was your brick that crashed trough my back window .... Happy 70th !!!
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Old 03-10-2010, 10:07 PM   #13
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Just in case no one has done this before

1. Go to the Google home page.
2. Type "Find Chuck Norris"
3. Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button
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Check out the result.

BTW, the Chuck Norris legendary stories crack me the hell up. They never get old. I laugh everytime I hear them.
first off, f-ing sweet

second, did you know that chuck norris' calendar goes from march 31st to april 2nd? cause chuck norris is nobody's fool
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How the hell is Chuck F'ing Norris 70 years old? That just sounds wrong.
hahaha I know right?

never really been a big chuck fan though.. all of the jokes about him were mr. t and vin diesel jokes that got converted, minus some beard, roundhouse, etc jokes
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first off, f-ing sweet

second, did you know that chuck norris' calendar goes from march 31st to april 2nd? cause chuck norris is nobody's fool
Chuck Norris taught his dog to pick up his own poop...because Chuck Norris doesn't take crap from anyone.
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