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Old 03-29-2010, 03:39 PM   #76
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Wine at a football game is definitely a sin.
Thus completes the ultimate argument for why wine is not manly.

If you can't drink it at one of the manliest sporting events, then it's not manly. You also cannot drink wine at a George St. Pierre fight.
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Old 03-29-2010, 03:45 PM   #77
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Thus completes the ultimate argument for why wine is not manly.

If you can't drink it at one of the manliest sporting events, then it's not manly. You also cannot drink wine at a George St. Pierre fight.
Drinking wine in and of itself is not unmanly, however there's a time and place for everything. You are correct there.
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Old 03-29-2010, 03:48 PM   #78
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Drinking wine in and of itself is not unmanly, however there's a time and place for everything. You are correct there.

I actually had wine at a Monday Night Raw performance. My buddy went to get beer and they were out and he didn't want to get in another line. I drank it.
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Old 03-29-2010, 05:12 PM   #79
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i gotta disagree. commandment #5 says appreciate all forms of beer. wine coolers are a form of wine.
what?

there should be a commandment that says to know what the hell you're talking about!
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Old 03-29-2010, 05:15 PM   #80
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In most situations...yes. In a pool with a floating tiki bar on an island somewhere? No.
Yeah.. who the hell drinks whisk(e)y and coke poolside?
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Old 03-29-2010, 05:19 PM   #81
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Thus completes the ultimate argument for why wine is not manly.

If you can't drink it at one of the manliest sporting events, then it's not manly. You also cannot drink wine at a George St. Pierre fight.
manly and barbaric aren't one in the same, but the venn diagram has plenty of crossover
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Old 03-29-2010, 05:46 PM   #82
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what?

there should be a commandment that says to know what the hell you're talking about!

"wine"cooler
it has "wine" in it's name for crying out loud. that makes it a form of wine.
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Most wine coolers aren't even made from actual wine anymore.

It's not wine. It's malt liquor.

Barley wine isn't wine either, despite the name.
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You don't need sour mix in a good margarita.

All you need is good tequila, triple sec or Cointreau, and fresh lime juice
agreed.. I can't stand any premade sour mixes either, shit's disgusting
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"wine"cooler
it has "wine" in it's name for crying out loud. that makes it a form of wine.
and as you can see they're cooler!
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and as you can see they're cooler!

aaahhh, but cooler then what? thats the real question.
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cooler then gone

cooler than... not drinking!
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what?

there should be a commandment that says to know what the hell you're talking about!
I lol'd.
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I used to drink margaritas frozen, but that was before I knew better. Nothing like a great margarita on the rocks. 2 or 3 and you might lose your legs when you get up from the table at the tex-mex place.

Not a big martini drinker, but I'm old school. Gin belongs in a martini.

I'm starting to get into bourbon more and more. Usually stick with what I know (Beam, Maker's). Never really tried scotch, but it's something I want to get into.

And while I'll catch some slag for it, I'm a rum drinker. Me and the Captain go way back, but his cousin Sailor Jerry slides in from time to time as it as more bite.

I love beer, so it's my go-to drink of choice. A nod to TMC's 90 Minute IPA mention. Dogfish Head has some classics. If you get a chance, try their 120 Minute IPA. I got one of those beer a day calendars and have been pinning up beers I want to try on my cube wall at work. Got to take one down from over the weekend, Old Specked Hen. An English ale that actually tasted better (to me at least) as it warmed a bit from the fridge. My poolside drink of choice is a light beer, and while Corona isn't anything to write home about, Landshark is better.

As far as wine goes, is it manly? Who's to say? However, I don't drink wine unless it's red, and the drier the better.

You know what makes a man's drink? A man who will stand behind his drink, no matter what he's drinking.
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Good post, BD.

I love many varieties of red wine, scotch, and of course beer. I love a good IPA, and a nice 4 pack of Dogfish Head 90 will certainly give me a great buzz. Loose Cannon and Rogue Dead Guy are also favorites.

I'm not a gin or rum drinker at all. Gin tastes like pine needles and rum is way too sweet for me. Single malt scotches are a my #1 drink of choice.
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