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Old 04-01-2010, 11:48 AM   #121
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If you can't get her in bed without wine then you're not manly enough!
I was more referring to how it's manly to go drink beer with guys and not wine with your wife, but that is a witty retort
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Old 04-01-2010, 12:03 PM   #122
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If you can't get her in bed without wine then you're not manly enough!
You should see what happens with a little wine though...

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Old 04-01-2010, 12:04 PM   #123
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I am just another jerk from PA. But I promise I can outdrink you.
man I wish we all lived closer so we could have a Warpath drinking contest
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I am just another jerk from PA. But I promise I can outdrink you.

Remember that no woman cares how much you can put away. In all honesty though I am a pretty heavy drinker I am not saying that I would win, but I can definately hold my own...

Didn't you say before that you don't drink that heavy because your children will be their bouncy little selves no matter what, or something like that?
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Old 04-01-2010, 12:26 PM   #125
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man I wish we all lived closer so we could have a Warpath drinking contest
he's in PA, you're in NY, a lot of us are in the DC area

meetup at Schneed's house, outdrink Schneed and get your entry fee returned

or we can do a pool
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Old 04-01-2010, 12:27 PM   #126
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Drinking while using power tools is the most manly thing possible.
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There is no obligation to drink because no one would be watching.
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Old 04-01-2010, 01:03 PM   #128
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Hey why not have a drinking contest on line. Just agree what will be drank and everyone drinks the same thing at the same time until people drop out. Last one posting wins. Spelling and grammer will not count against the person. Have it on a Friday or Saturday night.
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Maybe it's just me but unless I'm also watching a game, when I do serious drinking (which is considerably less as I get older) I'm usually out with my wife or buddies (or both). The last thing I'm doing is posting here
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There is no obligation to drink because no one would be watching.
Chatroulette!
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Chatroulette!

There's a solution that I don't want to see play out. Accidentally hit the skip button and vomit over what you see in the next shot. Then you've got to start all over and get the alcohol back in your system. To prevent yourself from getting a DUI by driving to the liquor store you would have to get a straw out of the kitchen to slurp up your spillage. Either that or get a paper towel to soak it all up so that you can wring it back into your mouth... I say no thanks.

Speaking of which did anyone see how well the chewing gum traveled in "Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist"?
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I would like to see the age demographic of those who think that wine isn't manly. I would be willing to bet that the majority are under 30. Except Schneed, he's just another jerk from PA. (I meant that in the nicest possible way).

One of these days these guys will actually drink some wine thinking that they can take it down like beer and wake up the next day floored. We'll see how sissy wine is then.

i'm 36. some on here seem to think that because i/we don't consider wine manly that i/we have never drank it or do not currently drink it. personally i've drunk plenty of wine and still do from time to time but it's still not a manly drink imo. just because your a man and you like to do certain things does not mean that all those things are manly. i know some men that do things regularly but those things are not manly, like getting manicures or peticures or watching the bachelor or ordering a salad as your main meal or still wearing pajamas or DRINKING WINE or.............
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It's not that drinking wine is manly, just that it's not the opposite.

I know people that talk shit on wine but drink absolute crap like Crown Royal or Jack Daniels.
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It's not that drinking wine is manly, just that it's not the opposite.

I know people that talk shit on wine but drink absolute crap like Crown Royal or Jack Daniels.
Funny that you call either of those crap. What makes them crap?
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Funny that you call either of those crap. What makes them crap?
they're both flat and sweet, lack any complexity or true body.. and cost a premium vs better whiskies.. just very boring overall.. they mix with coke easily for pounding but that's my biggest compliment

your username is kind of ironic because I always call those two the kool-aids of whisk(e)y
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Remember that no woman cares how much you can put away. In all honesty though I am a pretty heavy drinker I am not saying that I would win, but I can definately hold my own...

Didn't you say before that you don't drink that heavy because your children will be their bouncy little selves no matter what, or something like that?
Yeah I don't do it much anymore, I was really just goofin because I was going along with the "manly" theme in this thread.

I was a frat boy though and did quite a bit of damage. Only member of my fraternity still standing after 3 grape MD 20/20s in one night. But those days are long gone, I'm 30, I can't do that anymore.

I can get a lot down and keep it down, it's the 3-day hangovers that follow which scare me off. Why is it that hangovers don't even exist when you're 21, but you hit your late 20s and 30s and like three drinks gives you a headache??
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