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Old 03-26-2010, 09:17 PM   #1
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The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man

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1. Thou Shalt Learn to Enjoy Whisk(e)y

2. There is No Such Thing as a “Chocolate Martini”

3. Thou Shalt Not Drink a Frozen Drink

4. Thou Shalt Not Consume Drinks With Idiotic Gimmicky Names Meant to Cover Up How Girly They Are

5. Thou Shalt Learn to Appreciate All Forms of Beer

6. No Worthwhile Woman Will Ever Be Impressed With How Much You Can Drink

7. It’s More Than Okay to Drink Wine

8. It’s Worth it to Learn the Rules and Traditions of the Drinking World Before You Go Out Into the Wild (and Make an Ass Out of Yourself)

9. The Way You Treat Bartenders and Waitstaff Says More About You Than You Know

10. Any Free Drink is a Good Drink
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Old 03-26-2010, 09:30 PM   #2
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What if someone were to offer a Frozen Chocolate Martini for free?
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Old 03-26-2010, 09:33 PM   #3
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What if someone were to offer a Frozen Chocolate Martini for free?
What if someone were to offer you a leopard print speedo for free?
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Old 03-26-2010, 09:52 PM   #4
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Re: The 10 Commandments For Drinking Like A Man

I like these rules, but honestly when I'm at the beach or a Mexican restaurant I tend to drink frozen margaritas like it's my job.
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Old 03-26-2010, 09:57 PM   #5
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What if someone were to offer you a leopard print speedo for free?
Strap that bitch on.
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Old 03-26-2010, 11:23 PM   #6
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What if someone were to offer a Frozen Chocolate Martini for free?
gotta read the explanation behind number 10 bro
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Old 03-27-2010, 03:11 AM   #7
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My boy the other night completed drinking all 160 beers at The Tap House...he gets $200, 2 free t-shirts, a plaque and his name on the bar. He's the second guy to accomplish that feat and fastest (8 months vs 2 years for the other guy). Give it up for Adam.

As for the list, I don't like it...where is "thou shall not spill your beer?" Also, real men dont drink wine.
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Old 03-27-2010, 07:52 AM   #8
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Where the "It's never cool to tap the top of another man's beer bottle with your own because you think it's funny to watch it foam up"?

I got to take a big FAIL on #1. Jim Beam betrayed me back in '97. I'm with saden on drinking wine. If you tack on "if your teeth are on fire" to the end then it's okay.
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Old 03-27-2010, 10:23 AM   #9
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Real men drink whatever they damn well please...no wine, really? I mean who doesn't like a nice glass of wine for dinner?
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Real men drink whatever they damn well please...no wine, really? I mean who doesn't like a nice glass of wine for dinner?
I'm sorry, you don't add bit about wine drinking to a list about beer...unless you're talking about Bloodwine. I mean you bash fruity drinks and you give wine a pass?


You can drink wine, the shame of it must be hidden however.
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My boy the other night completed drinking all 160 beers at The Tap House...he gets $200, 2 free t-shirts, a plaque and his name on the bar. He's the second guy to accomplish that feat and fastest (8 months vs 2 years for the other guy). Give it up for Adam.

As for the list, I don't like it...where is "thou shall not spill your beer?" Also, real men dont drink wine.
Real men don't drink wine? Oh so false.

Props to your friend on 160 beers. Well done.
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I disagree strongly with #3...I am not saying I go out to dinner or to a bar and order a frozen drink but when you are at the beach or by the pool on vacation there is nothing at all wrong with a nice frozen drink. Frozen Margharita especially.
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I disagree strongly with #3...I am not saying I go out to dinner or to a bar and order a frozen drink but when you are at the beach or by the pool on vacation there is nothing at all wrong with a nice frozen drink. Frozen Margharita especially.
I agree, who doesn't like a frozen drink at the beach.
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Real men drink whatever they damn well please...no wine, really? I mean who doesn't like a nice glass of wine for dinner?
See #7 in regard to wine...

It's more than okay
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Wine is queer. Men drink beer.
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