F....Paper Cuts

tryfuhl · 04-22-2010, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GMScud

huh?

nicks*

Gillette used to run some sort of joint-advertising with the NBA and had displays up that mentioned less cuts and "knicks" or something like that.. idk I was around 9 or 10

tryfuhl · 04-22-2010, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

I shave with DE razors and a shaving brush like your Grandpa. Blows the Derek Jeter 5-blade monstrosities out of the water in shave quality and cost of blades.

I'll see if I have anything to sell you.

I could even assemble a "starter kit" if you want.

Nice.. the main thing keeping me from doing it is that I really just don't grow much facial hair, I probably couldn't grow a mustache if I tried.. goatee is the only thing.. my sides just get a lil peach fuzz

GMScud · 04-22-2010, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by tryfuhl

Nice.. the main thing keeping me from doing it is that I really just don't grow much facial hair, I probably couldn't grow a mustache if I tried.. goatee is the only thing.. my sides just get a lil peach fuzz

You're lucky. My beard grows in so thick and fast. I get 5 o'clock shadow around 1:30pm. lol. It's annoying to have to shave every day.

tryfuhl · 04-22-2010, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GMScud

You're lucky. My beard grows in so thick and fast. I get 5 o'clock shadow around 1:30pm. lol. It's annoying to have to shave every day.

haha that does suck.. I usually just hit the mustache area every day, usually without gel.. sides every few days.. then I'll grow the goatee for a few weeks, chop it off and start over F... trimming

Monkeydad · 04-22-2010, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GMScud

You're lucky. My beard grows in so thick and fast. I get 5 o'clock shadow around 1:30pm. lol. It's annoying to have to shave every day.

Mine grows that fast too. A vintage DE razor will keep me smooth until the afternoon/evening. When I used cartridge razors...I'd be like sandpaper by lunchtime.

mredskins · 04-22-2010, 01:50 PM

Everyone has a handful of images burned in their minds over the years.

One of mine is of my dad slowly licking a envelop in front of me and I could clearly see a inch and half paper cut form on his tongue as he did it. He didn't eat solid foods for a couple days. Said it hurt like hell.

CRedskinsRule · 04-22-2010, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by GMScud

You're lucky. My beard grows in so thick and fast. I get 5 o'clock shadow around 1:30pm. lol. It's annoying to have to shave every day.

absolutely! in the military, where you had to be clean shaven for MP duty, I shaved, went to the first inspection passed, and then had a second inspection about an hour and a half later, and this new desk sergeant told me to go back to the barracks and shave. I was like wtf! now that I'm out, I don't shave unless some very special event comes up.

Otherwise,

Papercuts suck too!

Mattyk · 04-22-2010, 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

I hate paper cuts too, but last week I had a glass tube-style solar panel (yes the kind that go on a roof and measures about 12 feet by 8 feet) fell off a store display and sliced my upper arm open. Made a gash big enough I could have slid my wallet in it like a pocket. Buckets of blood. Emergency room. Stitches. Ouch.

Never saw that much blood in my life. I left blood in the ER room, all over their X-ray machine, the bed, the doctor.

While they were working on me, some Mexicans were cursing and yelling in Spanish about waiting. The doc said I was the priority, I actually had a real emergency. That was nice to hear. Great ER, will go there again if I have to.

Consider yourself lucky, Matty.

SS is the lucky one here

Monkeydad · 04-22-2010, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CRedskinsRule

absolutely! in the military, where you had to be clean shaven for MP duty, I shaved, went to the first inspection passed, and then had a second inspection about an hour and a half later, and this new desk sergeant told me to go back to the barracks and shave. I was like wtf! now that I'm out, I don't shave unless some very special event comes up.

Otherwise,

Papercuts suck too!

Ha, you should've stashed some Nair in the barracks.

BleedBurgundy · 04-22-2010, 03:48 PM

For the thick beard guys... against the grain or with? If i go against, i'll break out like nobody's business. Haven't done it since the Navy...

Mattyk · 04-22-2010, 03:51 PM

With the grain, against and you're definitely asking for trouble

GMScud · 04-22-2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BleedBurgundy

For the thick beard guys... against the grain or with? If i go against, i'll break out like nobody's business. Haven't done it since the Navy...

I tried against the grain once. And only once. My face was covered in red bumps for two days. I was embarrassed to leave the house.

tryfuhl · 04-22-2010, 04:10 PM

I'd never go against the grain if I grew real facial hair.. I can get away with it some on my chin.. I can go in swirls on my face if I want

ArtMonkDrillz · 04-22-2010, 04:22 PM

I go with the grain to start and then against to finish up. But if I've used the blade a couple of times and it's not in great shape I try to avoid going against. But, now that it's playoff time I haven't shaved in over a week, and I just got past the really itchy stage so I'm good to go.

Back to the thread (sort of): What about the distant cousin of the paper cut - The crab claw cut. All the MD and VA guys here should know what I'm talking about. When you're eating blue crabs and the claw or shell cuts your hand and you get all that vinegar and Old Bay in it. That always hurts like a BITCH!

SmootSmack · 04-22-2010, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtMonkDrillz

I go with the grain to start and then against to finish up. But if I've used the blade a couple of times and it's not in great shape I try to avoid going against. But, now that it's playoff time I haven't shaved in over a week, and I just got past the really itchy stage so I'm good to go.

Back to the thread (sort of): What about the distant cousin of the paper cut - The crab claw cut. All the MD and VA guys here should know what I'm talking about. When you're eating blue crabs and the claw or shell cuts your hand and you get all that vinegar and Old Bay in it. That always hurts like a BITCH!

I'm the same way with shaving, you've got to be really careful against though

crab claw cuts suck too!

04-22-2010, 01:50 PM	#21
mredskins Franchise Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 7,944	Re: F....Paper Cuts Everyone has a handful of images burned in their minds over the years. One of mine is of my dad slowly licking a envelop in front of me and I could clearly see a inch and half paper cut form on his tongue as he did it. He didn't eat solid foods for a couple days. Said it hurt like hell. __________________ When life gives you paper jams, turn them into paper footballs!

04-22-2010, 03:48 PM	#25
BleedBurgundy Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,433	Re: F....Paper Cuts For the thick beard guys... against the grain or with? If i go against, i'll break out like nobody's business. Haven't done it since the Navy... __________________ "All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit." Thomas Paine

04-22-2010, 03:51 PM	#26
Mattyk ‎\m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 40 Posts: 72,652	Re: F....Paper Cuts With the grain, against and you're definitely asking for trouble __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

04-22-2010, 04:10 PM	#28
tryfuhl Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Waldorf, MD Age: 29 Posts: 12,512	Re: F....Paper Cuts I'd never go against the grain if I grew real facial hair.. I can get away with it some on my chin.. I can go in swirls on my face if I want

04-22-2010, 04:22 PM	#29
ArtMonkDrillz Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30 Posts: 7,757	Re: F....Paper Cuts I go with the grain to start and then against to finish up. But if I've used the blade a couple of times and it's not in great shape I try to avoid going against. But, now that it's playoff time I haven't shaved in over a week, and I just got past the really itchy stage so I'm good to go. Back to the thread (sort of): What about the distant cousin of the paper cut - The crab claw cut. All the MD and VA guys here should know what I'm talking about. When you're eating blue crabs and the claw or shell cuts your hand and you get all that vinegar and Old Bay in it. That always hurts like a BITCH! __________________ Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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