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Old 04-22-2010, 04:27 PM   #31
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Anyone remember the scene in Jackass where they were giving themselves paper cuts by running the paper across the corners of their mouth?? Yow!! That was awful.
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Old 04-22-2010, 04:27 PM   #32
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three words for you gentlemen, braun electric shaver.
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I go with the grain to start and then against to finish up. But if I've used the blade a couple of times and it's not in great shape I try to avoid going against. But, now that it's playoff time I haven't shaved in over a week, and I just got past the really itchy stage so I'm good to go.

Back to the thread (sort of): What about the distant cousin of the paper cut - The crab claw cut. All the MD and VA guys here should know what I'm talking about. When you're eating blue crabs and the claw or shell cuts your hand and you get all that vinegar and Old Bay in it. That always hurts like a BITCH!
Oh man.. definitely horrible
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Anyone remember the scene in Jackass where they were giving themselves paper cuts by running the paper across the corners of their mouth?? Yow!! That was awful.
the manila folder ones in the mouth and between the fingers and toes? FML that was the worst thing that I've ever seen them do
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the manila folder ones in the mouth and between the fingers and toes? FML that was the worst thing that I've ever seen them do
no s, of all the crap those ruhtards do that is up there with the stuff i just can't watch. i still have never watched the horse scene in part deux
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I'm not sure I've seen any of 2
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With the grain, against and you're definitely asking for trouble
Not if you have a sharp blade and good technique. The best ones come from Israel.

I do a pass with and then one against. (re-lather for each pass of course)

My face is like a baby's bottom.


TO the electric recommendation...I've had 2 of them...feel like sandpaper afterward. I've never had a good shave from an electric.


Oh...paper cuts...yeah, I get a lot of them as an accountant. Hate them.

But, the real pain comes when you get a cleaning chemical in a paper cut. You could not even know you had a cut until you get the wrong chemical in it...then it opens up like a taco shell and turns red as it burns like Mount Wannahockaloogie erupting.
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I go with the grain to start and then against to finish up. But if I've used the blade a couple of times and it's not in great shape I try to avoid going against. But, now that it's playoff time I haven't shaved in over a week, and I just got past the really itchy stage so I'm good to go.

Back to the thread (sort of): What about the distant cousin of the paper cut - The crab claw cut. All the MD and VA guys here should know what I'm talking about. When you're eating blue crabs and the claw or shell cuts your hand and you get all that vinegar and Old Bay in it. That always hurts like a BITCH!
nothing sucks more, i like to use vinegar to dip in instead of butter along with my seasoning, and that crap burns like a mother. i can't wait for crab feasts this summer it's the best part of my summer i love me some crabs and cold beer
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I'm not sure I've seen any of 2
do yourself a favor when pontius is on a farm with some horses leave the room or skip to the next scene
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nothing sucks more, i like to use vinegar to dip in instead of butter along with my seasoning, and that crap burns like a mother. i can't wait for crab feasts this summer it's the best part of my summer i love me some crabs and cold beer

In my bartending days if I had crabs the night before then went into work the next night, I found all the little cuts on my hand really fast, all it took was the first garnished lime or lemon wedge that I reached for.
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do yourself a favor when pontius is on a farm with some horses leave the room or skip to the next scene
I dry heaved and ran to bathroom because I thought I was going to throw up all over the couch. That was so awful. I get that spitty mouth just thinking about it. The urine snow cone was a close second. Why I ever watched those movies I still don't know.
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I used to like the Jackass show, but I skipped the movies after hearing about some of the crap they did.
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Not if you have a sharp blade and good technique. The best ones come from Israel.

I do a pass with and then one against. (re-lather for each pass of course)

My face is like a baby's bottom.


TO the electric recommendation...I've had 2 of them...feel like sandpaper afterward. I've never had a good shave from an electric.


Oh...paper cuts...yeah, I get a lot of them as an accountant. Hate them.

But, the real pain comes when you get a cleaning chemical in a paper cut. You could not even know you had a cut until you get the wrong chemical in it...then it opens up like a taco shell and turns red as it burns like Mount Wannahockaloogie erupting.
What are you using exactly? Give us the hook up
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Girls its just a papper cut.
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Old 04-23-2010, 10:08 AM   #45
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Ah yes the dreaded papper cut, the extra P is for PAIN!
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