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Old 04-24-2010, 02:06 AM   #61
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fuck that

not slicing the lady's legs
It takes a technique my friend.
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Old 04-24-2010, 09:42 AM   #62
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5 pages talking about paper cuts. what a bunch of pussies
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Old 04-24-2010, 04:30 PM   #63
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Do they still sell styptic pencils?
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Old 04-26-2010, 12:58 PM   #64
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Sure, I bought mine at a Rite Aid pharmacy. I see them in every other pharmacy too: Walgreen's, CVS, etc.

They should be in the shaving section.

Glad I don't have to use it very often, it burns like hell.
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Old 04-26-2010, 01:00 PM   #65
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5 pages talking about paper cuts. what a bunch of pussies
Hey now, mine's a blood-spewing laceration.

Snapped a picture of it, will have to get it off the camera soon.
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Old 04-26-2010, 01:01 PM   #66
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Rock and roll. For that reason alone I'm going to buy one. So the double edge blade, how does that work? Is one edge sharper than the other?
They're identical, there's just a sharp edge on each side. Convenient because you can shave one cheek, flip it over and shave the other before having to rinse it off.

There are single-edge blades too (for SE razors) but they're about obsolete now. They aren't as good anyways.

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fuck that

not slicing the lady's legs
That's why you learn to do it right first.

She'll love the warm lather. If you do it right, you can shave more than her legs.
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Old 04-26-2010, 11:53 PM   #67
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They're identical, there's just a sharp edge on each side. Convenient because you can shave one cheek, flip it over and shave the other before having to rinse it off.

There are single-edge blades too (for SE razors) but they're about obsolete now. They aren't as good anyways.



That's why you learn to do it right first.

She'll love the warm lather. If you do it right, you can shave more than her legs.
never had much of an interest in that either.. hopefully she keeps it up herself
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Old 04-27-2010, 10:37 AM   #68
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never had much of an interest in that either.. hopefully she keeps it up herself
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never had much of an interest in that either.. hopefully she keeps it up herself
agreed, there's a little bit of creep factor involved with shaving someone else I think
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agreed, there's a little bit of creep factor involved with shaving someone else I think

x2 somethings even the hottest women can do on their own.
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Old 04-27-2010, 11:03 AM   #71
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It's not about the actual shaving, it's about the post-shave.
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agreed, there's a little bit of creep factor involved with shaving someone else I think
c'mere baby lemme shave you with this thing I sliced myself with a couple of times when I was learning on my own face
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It's not about the actual shaving, it's about the post-shave.
I can live in a house without building it myself haha
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:53 AM   #74
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Interesting that you managed to find out their nationality while spewing blood

Pics of the aftermath?
OK here you go...keep in mind this is after neatly 3 weeks of healing and after stitches were out, but it gives you an idea of the size. It was hanging open like a flap and about 1/4 inch deep. Haha.

Did not imbed incase some weak-stomached weakling wants to complain. If your curiosity makes you click the link, it's your own faults.

http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/4479/018fa.jpg
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Old 05-03-2010, 01:14 AM   #75
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gnarly.. sliced open my forearm about half of that length and about that deep.. 9 staples so I hear you
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