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Old 04-27-2010, 10:59 AM   #76
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agreed, there's a little bit of creep factor involved with shaving someone else I think

x2 somethings even the hottest women can do on their own.
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Old 04-27-2010, 11:03 AM   #77
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It's not about the actual shaving, it's about the post-shave.
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Old 04-27-2010, 11:45 AM   #78
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agreed, there's a little bit of creep factor involved with shaving someone else I think
c'mere baby lemme shave you with this thing I sliced myself with a couple of times when I was learning on my own face
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Old 04-27-2010, 11:46 AM   #79
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It's not about the actual shaving, it's about the post-shave.
I can live in a house without building it myself haha
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:53 AM   #80
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Interesting that you managed to find out their nationality while spewing blood

Pics of the aftermath?
OK here you go...keep in mind this is after neatly 3 weeks of healing and after stitches were out, but it gives you an idea of the size. It was hanging open like a flap and about 1/4 inch deep. Haha.

Did not imbed incase some weak-stomached weakling wants to complain. If your curiosity makes you click the link, it's your own faults.

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Old 05-03-2010, 01:14 AM   #81
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gnarly.. sliced open my forearm about half of that length and about that deep.. 9 staples so I hear you
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Old 05-10-2010, 12:49 PM   #82
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Darn it...another gusher. This one on my thumb...nice deep slice when cutting a bagel about an hour ago. Stings like crazy.


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Thats not really a paper cut since I assume you dont use sharp paper to cut your bagels.

Either way, that sucks man. Stop the bleeding.
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Darn it...another gusher. This one on my thumb...nice deep slice when cutting a bagel about an hour ago. Stings like crazy.


This is getting old.
Americans ate an estimated 3 billion bagels at home last year, an average of about 11 per person (this doesn’t include bagels eaten at work, where a not-completely-insignificant number are delivered by bagel economist Paul Feldman). And in the course of slicing up all those bagels, 1,979 people cut their fingers so badly that they ended up in an emergency room. By the finger-cut-to-E.R. metric, that makes bagel-cutting the fifth most dangerous activity in the American kitchen. So it shouldn’t be surprising that an array of home gadgets have arrived on the scene to prevent bagel-related injuries.
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Americans ate an estimated 3 billion bagels at home last year, an average of about 11 per person (this doesn’t include bagels eaten at work, where a not-completely-insignificant number are delivered by bagel economist Paul Feldman). And in the course of slicing up all those bagels, 1,979 people cut their fingers so badly that they ended up in an emergency room. By the finger-cut-to-E.R. metric, that makes bagel-cutting the fifth most dangerous activity in the American kitchen. So it shouldn’t be surprising that an array of home gadgets have arrived on the scene to prevent bagel-related injuries.
Who are you, and what have you done with firstdown. Matty won't pay any ransom over so this is probably the wrong target.
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Who are you, and what have you done with firstdown. Matty won't pay any ransom over so this is probably the wrong target.
How about Tree Fiddy.
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welcom bac firstdown
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Americans ate an estimated 3 billion bagels at home last year, an average of about 11 per person (this doesn’t include bagels eaten at work, where a not-completely-insignificant number are delivered by bagel economist Paul Feldman). And in the course of slicing up all those bagels, 1,979 people cut their fingers so badly that they ended up in an emergency room. By the finger-cut-to-E.R. metric, that makes bagel-cutting the fifth most dangerous activity in the American kitchen. So it shouldn’t be surprising that an array of home gadgets have arrived on the scene to prevent bagel-related injuries.
Add one more to the total.


Got it wrapped REALLY tight with 2 wide bandaids. If it's still bleeding when I check it later tonight or maybe even tomorrow morning...I'm super gluing it shut.
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Real men super glue themself back together. Surrated knife? I'm surprised I have never really cut myself cleaning fish because about 99% of the time I have been drinking. I use one knife to open the fish up and then the REALLY sharp knife when filleting the fish. It's so sharp it almost cuts you just looking at it.
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Thats not really a paper cut since I assume you dont use sharp paper to cut your bagels.

Either way, that sucks man. Stop the bleeding.
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