Warpath  

Home | Forums | Salary Cap Info | Shop | Donate | Stay Connected




Go Back   Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot


F....Paper Cuts

Parking Lot


Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 04-22-2010, 11:46 AM   #1
Uncle Phil
 
SmootSmack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 44,611
F....Paper Cuts

Arggggghhhh!!!!! #$&*#^$(&@#$(& Moth*****. Fu***** ARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! #$(*#U$(*#&$)<<>.
__________________
You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You
SmootSmack is offline   Reply With Quote

Advertisements
Old 04-22-2010, 11:57 AM   #2
‎\m/
 
Mattyk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Age: 41
Posts: 80,625
Re: F....Paper Cuts

They seriously do suck
__________________
Support The Warpath! | Warpath Shop
Mattyk is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2010, 12:05 PM   #3
Gamebreaker
 
tryfuhl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
Age: 30
Posts: 12,514
Re: F....Paper Cuts

They suck a lot less when you have these!

tryfuhl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2010, 12:49 PM   #4
Living Legend
 
Monkeydad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 35
Posts: 16,275
Re: F....Paper Cuts

Quote:
Originally Posted by SmootSmack View Post
Arggggghhhh!!!!! #$&*#^$(&@#$(& Moth*****. Fu***** ARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! #$(*#U$(*#&$)<<>.
I hate paper cuts too, but last week I had a glass tube-style solar panel (yes the kind that go on a roof and measures about 12 feet by 8 feet) fell off a store display and sliced my upper arm open. Made a gash big enough I could have slid my wallet in it like a pocket. Buckets of blood. Emergency room. Stitches. Ouch.

Never saw that much blood in my life. I left blood in the ER room, all over their X-ray machine, the bed, the doctor.

While they were working on me, some Mexicans were cursing and yelling in Spanish about waiting. The doc said I was the priority, I actually had a real emergency. That was nice to hear. Great ER, will go there again if I have to.



Consider yourself lucky, Matty.
__________________
Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster
Monkeydad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2010, 12:52 PM   #5
Gamebreaker
 
tryfuhl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
Age: 30
Posts: 12,514
Re: F....Paper Cuts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster View Post
I hate paper cuts too, but last week I had a glass tube-style solar panel (yes the kind that go on a roof and measures about 12 feet by 8 feet) fell off a store display and sliced my upper arm open. Made a gash big enough I could have slid my wallet in it like a pocket. Buckets of blood. Emergency room. Stitches. Ouch.

Never saw that much blood in my life. I left blood in the ER room, all over their X-ray machine, the bed, the doctor.

While they were working on me, some Mexicans were cursing and yelling in Spanish about waiting. The doc said I was the priority, I actually had a real emergency. That was nice to hear. Great ER, will go there again if I have to.



Consider yourself lucky, Matty.
Interesting that you managed to find out their nationality while spewing blood

Pics of the aftermath?
tryfuhl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2010, 12:55 PM   #6
Gamebreaker
 
tryfuhl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
Age: 30
Posts: 12,514
Re: F....Paper Cuts

What do you guys do with papercuts? If I have chap-stik or vaseline or whatever I use that if it's bothering me.
tryfuhl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2010, 12:56 PM   #7
Eternally Legendary
 
saden1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Seattle
Age: 34
Posts: 9,858
Re: F....Paper Cuts

Trees fighting back...a cut for a cut...revange of the trees.
__________________
"The Redskins have always suffered from chronic organizational deformities under Snyder."

-Jenkins
saden1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2010, 01:08 PM   #8
Gamebreaker
 
tryfuhl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
Age: 30
Posts: 12,514
Re: F....Paper Cuts

Quote:
Originally Posted by saden1 View Post
Trees fighting back...a cut for a cut...revange of the trees.
on Earth Day nonetheless
tryfuhl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2010, 01:10 PM   #9
Swearinger
 
GMScud's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Washington, DC
Age: 35
Posts: 12,623
Re: F....Paper Cuts

Quote:
Originally Posted by Buster View Post
I hate paper cuts too, but last week I had a glass tube-style solar panel (yes the kind that go on a roof and measures about 12 feet by 8 feet) fell off a store display and sliced my upper arm open. Made a gash big enough I could have slid my wallet in it like a pocket. Buckets of blood. Emergency room. Stitches. Ouch.

Never saw that much blood in my life. I left blood in the ER room, all over their X-ray machine, the bed, the doctor.

While they were working on me, some Mexicans were cursing and yelling in Spanish about waiting. The doc said I was the priority, I actually had a real emergency. That was nice to hear. Great ER, will go there again if I have to.



Consider yourself lucky, Matty.
I hope you've got yourself some legal representation on this one. When I was a kid, some family friends were shopping at a hardware store, and something fell off a high shelf and struck their 4 year old in the head. He had a pretty serious injury. They got all medical bills paid for by the company, and a six figure settlement to boot.

Paper cuts suck ass. For paper cuts (and knicks when I'm shaving), I use a styptic pencil. styptic pencil.
__________________
Insert witty signature here
GMScud is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2010, 01:15 PM   #10
Gamebreaker
 
tryfuhl's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2008
Location: Waldorf, MD
Age: 30
Posts: 12,514
Re: F....Paper Cuts

I don't think I've seen a styptic pencil since I was looking at my grandfather's shaving gear after he passed.. wish I had kept some of those doubles and singles, but I was too young to know what was up at that point.

Got basketball on your mind?

I keep around some Cayenne and Myrrh Gum for any significant cuts.
tryfuhl is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2010, 01:16 PM   #11
Uncle Phil
 
SmootSmack's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2004
Posts: 44,611
Re: F....Paper Cuts

Quote:
Originally Posted by tryfuhl View Post
on earth day nonetheless
lol!
__________________
You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Sig Is About You
SmootSmack is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2010, 01:22 PM   #12
Swearinger
 
GMScud's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Washington, DC
Age: 35
Posts: 12,623
Re: F....Paper Cuts

Quote:
Originally Posted by tryfuhl View Post
I don't think I've seen a styptic pencil since I was looking at my grandfather's shaving gear after he passed.. wish I had kept some of those doubles and singles, but I was too young to know what was up at that point.

Got basketball on your mind?


I keep around some Cayenne and Myrrh Gum for any significant cuts.
huh?
__________________
Insert witty signature here
GMScud is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2010, 01:22 PM   #13
Living Legend
 
Monkeydad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 35
Posts: 16,275
Re: F....Paper Cuts

Quote:
Originally Posted by GMScud View Post
I hope you've got yourself some legal representation on this one. When I was a kid, some family friends were shopping at a hardware store, and something fell off a high shelf and struck their 4 old in the head. He had a pretty serious injury. They got all medical bills paid for by the company, and a six figure settlement to boot.

Paper cuts suck ass. For paper cuts (and knicks when I'm shaving), I use a styptic pencil.
It's taken care of, I'm not paying a dime.

I keep a styptic pencil around for shaving incidents.
__________________
Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster
Monkeydad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2010, 01:23 PM   #14
Living Legend
 
Monkeydad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 35
Posts: 16,275
Re: F....Paper Cuts

Quote:
Originally Posted by tryfuhl View Post
Interesting that you managed to find out their nationality while spewing blood

Pics of the aftermath?
I'll try to get one for you. It's wrapped up now.
__________________
Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster
Monkeydad is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 04-22-2010, 01:25 PM   #15
Living Legend
 
Monkeydad's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: PA
Age: 35
Posts: 16,275
Re: F....Paper Cuts

Quote:
Originally Posted by tryfuhl View Post
I don't think I've seen a styptic pencil since I was looking at my grandfather's shaving gear after he passed.. wish I had kept some of those doubles and singles, but I was too young to know what was up at that point.

Got basketball on your mind?

I keep around some Cayenne and Myrrh Gum for any significant cuts.

I shave with DE razors and a shaving brush like your Grandpa. Blows the Derek Jeter 5-blade monstrosities out of the water in shave quality and cost of blades.

I'll see if I have anything to sell you.

I could even assemble a "starter kit" if you want.
__________________
Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster
Monkeydad is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Bookmarks

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:35 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.7
Copyright ©2000 - 2014, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.
This site is not officially affiliated with the Washington Redskins or the NFL.
Page generated in 0.28046 seconds with 10 queries

Search Engine Friendly URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0 RC5

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25