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02-23-2011, 04:27 PM
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| Franchise Player   Join Date: Aug 2005
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| Re: The Workplace Quote:
Last Friday I said to her please get up and go speak to the other person you are distracting us all form our work. No word of lie for the next half hour I got about 15 thank you emails from folks around me.
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02-23-2011, 04:32 PM
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| Franchise Player  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: The Workplace Quote:
__________________ Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. | |
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02-23-2011, 04:35 PM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Aug 2005
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| Re: The Workplace Quote:
Honestly ever workplace has them it is like a quoter that ever office has someone you just want to beat the living shit out of. If your office doesn't have one it is probably becasue you are the one ever one wants to beat the living shit of, you are just blind to the fact.
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02-23-2011, 04:48 PM
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| The Starter  Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Stephens City, VA
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| Re: The Workplace I wanna know a SAFE, and HARMLESS way to give somebody bad diarrhea. I work with someone who is disgusting about flatulence, and I want to teach them a lesson they will never forget. I am not interested in poisoning someone for obvious reasons, but i am wondering if there is a safe but effective way to do it.....
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02-23-2011, 04:57 PM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: The Workplace Quote:
__________________ Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. | |
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02-23-2011, 09:47 PM
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| You did WHAT?!?  Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna. Age: 24
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| Re: The Workplace Quote:
__________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpp3ycMvQd0 This is why you need Mentos. To justify your questionable problem solving skills. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7geP5ev0VI Awesome isn't it. | |
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02-23-2011, 09:51 PM
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| Living Legend  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 49
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| Re: The Workplace I hired a girl today and I think she has a glass eye. I'm surprised she didn't ask if we had stripper poles in the office. |
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02-23-2011, 10:11 PM
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| Puppy Kicker  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arlington, Virginia Age: 30
Posts: 8,072
| Re: The Workplace Were you proactive and added in the poles before she starts, FD?
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02-23-2011, 10:48 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: May 2007 Location: Harrisburg, PA Age: 29
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| Re: The Workplace Quote:
__________________ "I would change that around, Jesus isn't Cutler. I guarantee you Jesus couldnt thread the ball like Jay does."-Monksdown | |
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02-23-2011, 11:10 PM
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| \m/   Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 40
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| Re: The Workplace Quote:
Not a good idea | |
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02-24-2011, 08:12 AM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Aug 2005
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| Re: The Workplace At my old job some lady was really annoying, she didn't bother me, but she had burned a lot of bridges through out the office. Someone on a hot day poured a few cans worth of tuna fish water into her car through her cracked windows. Really though if you are going to those lenghts to piss someone off you are the loser. Sometimes you just got to take the high road and ignore them as hard as that maybe.
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02-24-2011, 10:52 AM
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| Eternally Legendary  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Seattle Age: 33
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| Re: The Workplace Don't fck around with people at work...you may get fired at best or charged with assault at worst.
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02-24-2011, 11:54 AM
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| Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 49
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| Re: The Workplace Quote:
Not yet. You do know the part about the stripper poles was a joke and came from this thread. After today I figured out she has a wondering eye and the funny thing today she was talking to our only customer that I know of that has the same problem. Its wierd because one eys looks the other way and its hard to talk to them. The girl I hired yesterday is only training here at the office today and will work from home after that. http://www.thewarpath.net/parking-lo...-ideas-10.html (Bachelor Party Ideas) | |
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02-25-2011, 08:22 AM
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| Gamebreaker  Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Waldorf, MD Age: 29
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| Re: The Workplace Working at Pentagon City today.. maybe something good will happen
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02-28-2011, 10:53 AM
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| Gamebreaker  Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 34
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| Re: The Workplace Quote:
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