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Old 05-09-2011, 02:59 PM   #241
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What's up with leaving your mobile on your desk, then going to lunch for an hour? Alarms and calls going off every 5 f'ing minutes. I'm about to pull the battery on this clown's phone.
Ugh tell me about it. This woman in the cubicle next to me used to leave her phone on all the time like that, and one of her ringtones was this annoying scream. Real professional when you're on a call and there's a screaming ringtone going off in the background.

I always keep my ringer off at work. In fact I keep my ringer off 99% of the time unless I'm expecting an important call.
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Old 05-09-2011, 05:59 PM   #242
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Yeah, that would be a huge red flag you'd think.

No wonder why you're not having luck with the female employees lol

I gave her another shot but if anything happens like that again< it is over for her. I am a pretty leanant manager but WTF? That you should pick up on.
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Old 05-09-2011, 06:13 PM   #243
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sir your total for those 2 games and xbox 360 is 120

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Old 05-09-2011, 07:34 PM   #244
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sir your total for those 2 games and xbox 360 is 120

LOL Now thats funny.
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Old 05-09-2011, 07:41 PM   #245
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Yeah he's lucky to have a "Day Off"
Yeah, I do something work-related with the business I run 7 days a week. I'm not there everyday, but on my "days off" I have at least 2 phone calls a day with my assistant. It's just how it goes.

However when I go to Florida the first week of June for my 1 year wedding anniversary, I'm telling everyone that unless there's a freaking 4 alarm crisis, leave me the eff alone.
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Old 05-09-2011, 09:57 PM   #246
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^ I told them the same thing as far as my wedding is concerned Scud. If I get one unnecessary phone call everyone is getting fired.
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Old 05-10-2011, 09:05 AM   #247
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The lady in my office who I mentioned before that doesn't know jack about Excel. She tripped coming out of her cube this morning and when she tired to get up she ripped the loudest fart that I have heard in a long time.

Seriously people where turning blue trying to hold in the laughter.

Made my morning.
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Old 05-10-2011, 09:21 AM   #248
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We have a loudspeaker system at work. (I work in a housing products factory) If you dial 77 you can speak directly into the loudspeaker system so you can page people. Often times people will do it accidentally or page someone and not hang up the phone properly, then you get to listen to office conversations and people singing to themselves over the loudspeaker. One day I heard a guy singing nursery rhymes to himself. If you are in the front office you cannot hear the loudspeakers out in the plant so you have no idea you are live.
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Old 05-10-2011, 09:44 AM   #249
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The lady in my office who I mentioned before that doesn't know jack about Excel. She tripped coming out of her cube this morning and when she tired to get up she ripped the loudest fart that I have heard in a long time.

Seriously people where turning blue trying to hold in the laughter.

Made my morning.
lol that woman might as well go home and go back to bed
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Old 05-10-2011, 10:23 AM   #250
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lol that woman might as well go home and go back to bed

I think she did! I have not seen her since her morning fart! LOL!
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Old 05-10-2011, 11:05 AM   #251
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The lady in my office who I mentioned before that doesn't know jack about Excel. She tripped coming out of her cube this morning and when she tired to get up she ripped the loudest fart that I have heard in a long time.

Seriously people where turning blue trying to hold in the laughter.

Made my morning.
I love this.

There's a guy in our office who must have some sort of GI problem because I hear him audibly fart just about any time I'm around him for more than 30 minutes at a time. It never stinks though.

It's like he's sucking plain air into his ass and blasting it out for kicks.
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I started with my company 3.5 years ago and they've been talking about moving into a new building the entire time and today it's finally happening. Should be pretty interesting.

I went in yesterday for a few hours to set up my desk and catch up on some stuff (we had to be out by noon on Friday for the movers, which made for an epic happy hour). The new place is a lot nicer than where we were IMO, but I guarantee I'm going to have to listen to people bitching for various reasons for the new few months or so since some people really can't handle change.
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Old 05-23-2011, 07:25 PM   #253
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I guess people will find out about my workplace when the book comes out tomorrow
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Old 05-23-2011, 07:52 PM   #254
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Old 05-23-2011, 08:30 PM   #255
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Starting mid June I will temporarily be working from an apartment in Norther Virginia for 3 months and if all goes well I will be working out of an apartment in Doha Qatar for 2 to 3 years. I will finally be free from The Office!
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