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Old 08-04-2010, 10:43 PM   #91
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So it occurs to me that she can't go drinking if she is preggers...so that is out. You're left with two explanations...she's totally lost it or you're missing something. I think it's pretty damn likely you've missed something. At the end of the day though it is incumbent upon her to communicate clearly what the issue is. She has to know by now that you're basically in the dark.
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:44 PM   #92
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So I dare say, it's good again. Stay tuned...
Wait till she finds this thread.
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Old 08-04-2010, 10:59 PM   #93
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Well, I just read through the entire thread. Must say, my favorite non-TMC drama was the exchange: All women got a little bit of crazy in them just like all men got a little bit of dumb.

As for the on-going drama - whew - dude, I am clueless. With that said - been there, done that. If it was me, I'd sit her down and say - "This is not about driving my mom to the airport. What's going on?" Then the ball is very much in her court.

Really, when they get like this - and they all do - hang on, ride the roller coaster and wait for it to end.

One thing that has worked for me is just getting some flowers and leave them for her - don't give them to her, let her find them with a simple note "love you" or some such thing. Not a sure thing but sometimes worth a shot.

Best of luck man.
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Old 08-04-2010, 11:56 PM   #94
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whenever my friends irl have GF probs I just tell them that the girl is cheating on them and the stress is building up in them

since you're not a friend irl we'll say it's something else

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OK, you wanna' know what's weird. She texted me and said, "You better not ignore me. I'm going to keep bugging you until you answer me."

I said, "DON'T BUG ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Where she could hopefully tell I was kind of kidding.

So she writes, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not fond of Saturday, but I'm better with it - also in this deal it better be a kickass night full of monkeys, strippers and midgets."

That's the exact quote.

Good news.

Being "better with it" now makes me think it could have been a hormonal-driven rage...they usually come back to Earth a few days after those and change their tune somewhat.

Sounds like you have a keeper with her "requests". Monkeys are always awesome.




edit: nevermind...bar rage erased the good news.



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Old 08-05-2010, 01:27 PM   #96
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So she writes, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not fond of Saturday, but I'm better with it - also in this deal it better be a kickass night full of monkeys, strippers and midgets."
If this doesn't sound like a trip to Tijuana, I don't know what does.

She had something in her bonnet that she's finally let go of. Of course I'm curious by nature, so my first question to her would be why she was so upset about it. However, sometimes it's best to let sleeping dogs lie, so maybe not stir that kettle until next week sometime.

Good luck with the Stripping Midget Monkeys.

Edit: saw she flipped her shit again and then you guys might be good again? Which is it? And as saden asked, what channel is this show on because I've got the popcorn ready.
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OK, you wanna' know what's weird. She texted me and said, "You better not ignore me. I'm going to keep bugging you until you answer me."

I said, "DON'T BUG ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Where she could hopefully tell I was kind of kidding.

So she writes, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not fond of Saturday, but I'm better with it - also in this deal it better be a kickass night full of monkeys, strippers and midgets."

That's the exact quote.
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So I dare say, it's good again. Stay tuned...
My mother-in-law isn't doing well health-wise, so I feel your pain of not knowing what's coming down the track from one minute to the next.

Hang in there.
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who is TMS?
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It's not a who...it's a what.


TheMalcolmConnection Marital Syndrome.


She suffers from it.
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Old 08-05-2010, 05:43 PM   #101
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So what's the update today TMC?
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Old 08-07-2010, 04:32 PM   #103
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Well TMC? Wasn't today the big day?
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oh no..... jk he's probably doing the night out
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Old 08-08-2010, 02:48 AM   #105
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I don't have any inside information -- but I do have TMC and his wife on latitude for stalking purposes. They were certainly in different places today!
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