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Old 09-10-2010, 11:38 AM   #46
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So FD did you go through with it yet?

My buddy is going under the knife today for this. I'll let you know what he says about it.
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Old 09-10-2010, 12:17 PM   #47
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How nice, a testicular bump.
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Old 09-10-2010, 12:22 PM   #48
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Ha...my neighbor, a Giants fan, is being pressured by his wife to get one. They already have 2 kids. He's about 30YO.

He's hesitant and his wife, of course, talked to my wife about it...then, of course, she told me about it. I said the same thing I did on here about how he should "man up" and get it done because it's easier than a woman to go through their procedure.

When my wife, of course, told his wife...she said she wanted to marry me.


Young guys....I think I discovered the ultimate pickup line. "Hey babe, I'd get a vasectomy for you!"

If anything...be careful what you say around any woman...their communication chain seems to share EVERYTHING with all of them.
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Ha...my neighbor, a Giants fan, is being pressured by his wife to get one. They already have 2 kids. He's about 30YO.

He's hesitant and his wife, of course, talked to my wife about it...then, of course, she told me about it. I said the same thing I did on here about how he should "man up" and get it done because it's easier than a woman to go through their procedure.

When my wife, of course, told his wife...she said she wanted to marry me.


Young guys....I think I discovered the ultimate pickup line. "Hey babe, I'd get a vasectomy for you!"

If anything...be careful what you say around any woman...their communication chain seems to share EVERYTHING with all of them.
Yep, anything I don't want my wife's friends, mother, or family to know I don't tell my wife.
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Old 09-10-2010, 02:22 PM   #50
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I had an appointment and my doctor broke his collar bone so they canceled that date. I'm thinking late Oct. week 9 the Redskins bye week. Get it? Bye week. I have 3 golf outings to play in and this time of year I do allot of fishing so I'm going to have and work it in sometime.
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I wouldn't trust a doctor who gets shoulder injuries during his vasectomies.
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Well Wednesday is the day for me to go under the knife. Not real excited to have someone snipping down there but I got to do what I got to do.
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Well Wednesday is the day for me to go under the knife. Not real excited to have someone snipping down there but I got to do what I got to do.

Please report back, I may take this road some day.
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Please report back, I may take this road some day.
Well if I don't report back you will know it went really, really bad. I hope god he does not sneeze when making the cut.
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Old 12-06-2010, 03:04 PM   #56
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How nice, a testicular bump.

I don't think those are a good thing
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Well Wednesday is the day for me to go under the knife. Not real excited to have someone snipping down there but I got to do what I got to do.
My coworker JUST had this done and he said it was a breeze. Had some soreness the next week, but not bad.
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My friend that had it done said it wasn't bad, but he had some soreness for several weeks. Not crippling pain or anything, just a dull kind of ache that comes and goes.
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Old 12-06-2010, 03:56 PM   #59
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My wife is prego ( like 3 weeks) assuming all goes well with this one. I am getting this done, 2 kids is all we want.


BTW to my Facebook friends on here a lot of people don't know yet, so shhhhhh! *


* This is funny becasue I don't have a Facebook account or any friends on here! LOL!
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My wife is prego ( like 3 weeks) assuming all goes well with this one. I am getting this done, 2 kids is all we want.


BTW to my Facebook friends on here a lot of people don't know yet, so shhhhhh! *


* This is funny becasue I don't have a Facebook account or any friends on here! LOL!
Priceless on that 2nd paragraph, making fun of Smootsmack and made a joke of your own. Bravo sir.
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