Vasectomy Anyone

Mattyk · 09-10-2010, 11:38 AM

So FD did you go through with it yet?

My buddy is going under the knife today for this. I'll let you know what he says about it.

Monkeydad · 09-10-2010, 12:17 PM

How nice, a testicular bump.

Monkeydad · 09-10-2010, 12:22 PM

Ha...my neighbor, a Giants fan, is being pressured by his wife to get one. They already have 2 kids. He's about 30YO.

He's hesitant and his wife, of course, talked to my wife about it...then, of course, she told me about it. I said the same thing I did on here about how he should "man up" and get it done because it's easier than a woman to go through their procedure.

When my wife, of course, told his wife...she said she wanted to marry me.

Young guys....I think I discovered the ultimate pickup line. "Hey babe, I'd get a vasectomy for you!"

If anything...be careful what you say around any woman...their communication chain seems to share EVERYTHING with all of them.

KLHJ2 · 09-10-2010, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Buster

Ha...my neighbor, a Giants fan, is being pressured by his wife to get one. They already have 2 kids. He's about 30YO.

He's hesitant and his wife, of course, talked to my wife about it...then, of course, she told me about it. I said the same thing I did on here about how he should "man up" and get it done because it's easier than a woman to go through their procedure.

When my wife, of course, told his wife...she said she wanted to marry me.

Young guys....I think I discovered the ultimate pickup line. "Hey babe, I'd get a vasectomy for you!"

If anything...be careful what you say around any woman...their communication chain seems to share EVERYTHING with all of them.

Yep, anything I don't want my wife's friends, mother, or family to know I don't tell my wife.

firstdown · 09-10-2010, 02:22 PM

I had an appointment and my doctor broke his collar bone so they canceled that date. I'm thinking late Oct. week 9 the Redskins bye week. Get it? Bye week. I have 3 golf outings to play in and this time of year I do allot of fishing so I'm going to have and work it in sometime.

Monkeydad · 09-10-2010, 03:17 PM

I wouldn't trust a doctor who gets shoulder injuries during his vasectomies.

firstdown · 12-06-2010, 01:09 PM

Well Wednesday is the day for me to go under the knife. Not real excited to have someone snipping down there but I got to do what I got to do.

mredskins · 12-06-2010, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

Well Wednesday is the day for me to go under the knife. Not real excited to have someone snipping down there but I got to do what I got to do.

Please report back, I may take this road some day.

firstdown · 12-06-2010, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by mredskins

Please report back, I may take this road some day.

Well if I don't report back you will know it went really, really bad. I hope god he does not sneeze when making the cut.

KLHJ2 · 12-06-2010, 01:22 PM

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 12-06-2010, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster

How nice, a testicular bump.

I don't think those are a good thing

TheMalcolmConnection · 12-06-2010, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by firstdown

Well Wednesday is the day for me to go under the knife. Not real excited to have someone snipping down there but I got to do what I got to do.

My coworker JUST had this done and he said it was a breeze. Had some soreness the next week, but not bad.

Mattyk · 12-06-2010, 03:52 PM

My friend that had it done said it wasn't bad, but he had some soreness for several weeks. Not crippling pain or anything, just a dull kind of ache that comes and goes.

mredskins · 12-06-2010, 03:56 PM

My wife is prego ( like 3 weeks) assuming all goes well with this one. I am getting this done, 2 kids is all we want.

BTW to my Facebook friends on here a lot of people don't know yet, so shhhhhh! *

* This is funny becasue I don't have a Facebook account or any friends on here! LOL!

EARTHQUAKE2689 · 12-06-2010, 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mredskins

My wife is prego ( like 3 weeks) assuming all goes well with this one. I am getting this done, 2 kids is all we want.

BTW to my Facebook friends on here a lot of people don't know yet, so shhhhhh! *

* This is funny becasue I don't have a Facebook account or any friends on here! LOL!

Priceless on that 2nd paragraph, making fun of Smootsmack and made a joke of your own. Bravo sir.

09-10-2010, 11:38 AM	#46
Mattyk ‎\m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 40 Posts: 72,674	Re: Vasectomy Anyone So FD did you go through with it yet? My buddy is going under the knife today for this. I'll let you know what he says about it. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

09-10-2010, 12:17 PM	#47
Monkeydad Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 33 Posts: 14,884	Re: Vasectomy Anyone How nice, a testicular bump. __________________ Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster

09-10-2010, 12:22 PM	#48
Monkeydad Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 33 Posts: 14,884	Re: Vasectomy Anyone Ha...my neighbor, a Giants fan, is being pressured by his wife to get one. They already have 2 kids. He's about 30YO. He's hesitant and his wife, of course, talked to my wife about it...then, of course, she told me about it. I said the same thing I did on here about how he should "man up" and get it done because it's easier than a woman to go through their procedure. When my wife, of course, told his wife...she said she wanted to marry me. Young guys....I think I discovered the ultimate pickup line. "Hey babe, I'd get a vasectomy for you!" If anything...be careful what you say around any woman...their communication chain seems to share EVERYTHING with all of them. __________________ Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster

09-10-2010, 02:22 PM	#50
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 49 Posts: 15,189	Re: Vasectomy Anyone I had an appointment and my doctor broke his collar bone so they canceled that date. I'm thinking late Oct. week 9 the Redskins bye week. Get it? Bye week. I have 3 golf outings to play in and this time of year I do allot of fishing so I'm going to have and work it in sometime.

09-10-2010, 03:17 PM	#51
Monkeydad Gamebreaker Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: PA Age: 33 Posts: 14,884	Re: Vasectomy Anyone I wouldn't trust a doctor who gets shoulder injuries during his vasectomies. __________________ Not sent from a Droid, iPhone, Blackberry or toaster

12-06-2010, 01:09 PM	#52
firstdown Living Legend Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: chesapeake, va Age: 49 Posts: 15,189	Re: Vasectomy Anyone Well Wednesday is the day for me to go under the knife. Not real excited to have someone snipping down there but I got to do what I got to do.

12-06-2010, 01:22 PM	#55
KLHJ2 Pro Bowl Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: DC Metro Area Age: 34 Posts: 5,823	Re: Vasectomy Anyone __________________ Read "The Book", life will gain meaning.

12-06-2010, 03:52 PM	#58
Mattyk ‎\m/ Join Date: Feb 2004 Age: 40 Posts: 72,674	Re: Vasectomy Anyone My friend that had it done said it wasn't bad, but he had some soreness for several weeks. Not crippling pain or anything, just a dull kind of ache that comes and goes. __________________ Support The Warpath! \| Warpath Shop

12-06-2010, 03:56 PM	#59
mredskins Franchise Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 7,949	Re: Vasectomy Anyone My wife is prego ( like 3 weeks) assuming all goes well with this one. I am getting this done, 2 kids is all we want. BTW to my Facebook friends on here a lot of people don't know yet, so shhhhhh! * * This is funny becasue I don't have a Facebook account or any friends on here! LOL! __________________ When life gives you paper jams, turn them into paper footballs!

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