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Old 12-06-2010, 05:22 PM   #61
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My wife is prego ( like 3 weeks) assuming all goes well with this one. I am getting this done, 2 kids is all we want.


BTW to my Facebook friends on here a lot of people don't know yet, so shhhhhh! *


* This is funny becasue I don't have a Facebook account or any friends on here! LOL!
Priceless on that 2nd paragraph, making fun of Smootsmack and made a joke of your own. Bravo sir.
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Old 12-06-2010, 05:24 PM   #62
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My friend that had it done said it wasn't bad, but he had some soreness for several weeks. Not crippling pain or anything, just a dull kind of ache that comes and goes.
I'm 46 I all ready have dull kind of aches that come and go.
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Old 12-06-2010, 05:30 PM   #63
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I'm not worried about any of the pain I'm worried that I could be the 1 in 1700 that have a complication.
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Old 12-08-2010, 01:04 PM   #64
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Well its done and it was not that bad. Today someone could have called me numb nutts and it would have actually been true.
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Old 12-08-2010, 02:04 PM   #65
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Well its done and it was not that bad. Today someone could have called me numb nutts and it would have actually been true.
I heard that jumping jacks are good for post-vasectomy treatment. The increased heart rate helps blood flow to get to the area for a quicker healing.
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Old 12-08-2010, 02:10 PM   #66
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You've got more guts than me FD cause it will be a cold day in hell before I let that happen.
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Old 12-08-2010, 05:41 PM   #67
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You've got more guts than me FD cause it will be a cold day in hell before I let that happen.
Actually if it gets no worse then this I think the choice for the man to have it done is the best way to go. Tommorow morning may be another story but taday the worse thing is my stiches are itching. The only pain was the slight sting from the shot but after that I was numb. I'm a little sore but nothing to talk about. I'm not letting the wife know its nothing and still getting pampered for anything I need.
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Old 12-08-2010, 05:46 PM   #68
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Actually if it gets no worse then this I think the choice for the man to have it done is the best way to go. Tommorow morning may be another story but taday the worse thing is my stiches are itching. The only pain was the slight sting from the shot but after that I was numb. I'm a little sore but nothing to talk about. I'm not letting the wife know its nothing and still getting pampered for anything I need.
LOL nice with the wife touch!

How long where you under the knife?
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Old 12-08-2010, 07:12 PM   #69
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Maybe 20min max. They numb up one side, make the cut, clip the tub, catherize it, then stich you up. Then they do the other side and your done. I walked in the office at 8:30 and was out of the office before 9:30. I hate laying around for two days more then anything.
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Maybe 20min max. They numb up one side, make the cut, clip the tub, catherize it, then stich you up. Then they do the other side and your done. I walked in the office at 8:30 and was out of the office before 9:30. I hate laying around for two days more then anything.
Well, ya gotta strategically plan the operation. I had it done on the Friday before the draft where we got Samuels and Arrington, so I sat watching that all day and had my wife (ex- now) basically at my beck and call, one of the few weekends of peace in my former marriage
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Old 12-08-2010, 11:56 PM   #71
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Actually if it gets no worse then this I think the choice for the man to have it done is the best way to go. Tommorow morning may be another story but taday the worse thing is my stiches are itching. The only pain was the slight sting from the shot but after that I was numb. I'm a little sore but nothing to talk about. I'm not letting the wife know its nothing and still getting pampered for anything I need.

I understand its the better and safer way, I'm just not gonna do it, I already told my fiancee that.
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Old 12-09-2010, 09:07 AM   #72
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I understand its the better and safer way, I'm just not gonna do it, I already told my fiancee that.
You wouldn't even consider it even if you impregnated more women than you could handle? Let's say you pop out 4 babies and you can barely support them as is, you wouldn't wanna cut yourself off to avoid more?
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I understand its the better and safer way, I'm just not gonna do it, I already told my fiancee that.
I figured today was going to be the day when I wake up soar and hating life but I'm really not soar at all. I'm took all the doctors advise and will also rest today like they said. I only took a few pain pills yesterday and none today so I'm guessing this is as bad as itds getting. I just figured with all my wife did having a child I could atleast do this and it did get me out of work for two days.

The funny thing is you have to shave everything down there and it looks like a featherless bird.

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My bird hasn't had feathers in years. I take it that you are not into manscaping are ya first?
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Had to look that up and no.
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