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Old 12-09-2010, 03:29 PM   #76
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You wouldn't even consider it even if you impregnated more women than you could handle? Let's say you pop out 4 babies and you can barely support them as is, you wouldn't wanna cut yourself off to avoid more?
Great thing about impregnating a woman is that I have to have sex with them first, and I can avoid that part, I mean I'm not Travis Henry. As far as the four kids go if I have four then I have four but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it and with the bridge being vasectomy, I'm not paying the toll.
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Old 12-09-2010, 03:32 PM   #77
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I figured today was going to be the day when I wake up soar and hating life but I'm really not soar at all. I'm took all the doctors advise and will also rest today like they said. I only took a few pain pills yesterday and none today so I'm guessing this is as bad as itds getting. I just figured with all my wife did having a child I could atleast do this and it did get me out of work for two days.

The funny thing is you have to shave everything down there and it looks like a featherless bird.

We'll I make sure to shave that every 3 months so I'm good there. Also, I respect you for going through with it but I'd rather clean a public bathroom with my tongue than go to the consultation for it.
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Old 12-13-2010, 06:43 PM   #78
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You wouldn't even consider it even if you impregnated more women than you could handle? Let's say you pop out 4 babies and you can barely support them as is, you wouldn't wanna cut yourself off to avoid more?
That's when you start using the back door. That's all. Problem solved.
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Old 12-14-2010, 09:44 AM   #79
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That's when you start using the back door. That's all. Problem solved.
we always knew you were a back door man...

right 12th?
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we always knew you were a back door man...

right 12th?

LOL! Dagger!
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Old 12-14-2010, 10:38 AM   #81
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we always knew you were a back door man...

Right 12th?

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Old 12-14-2010, 12:51 PM   #82
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we always knew you were a back door man...

right 12th?
I said using the back door, not opening it.





(Good one though...have to give you credit)
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Old 12-14-2010, 02:01 PM   #83
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I said using the back door, not opening it.





(Good one though...have to give you credit)
lol couldn't resist, you tossed that one right down the middle of the plate
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Old 12-14-2010, 04:09 PM   #84
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lol couldn't resist, you tossed that one right down the middle of the plate
I know. But, you like when I toss them down the middle for you, so I obliged.

Gotta keep the boss happy.

















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Old 12-14-2010, 08:15 PM   #85
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You guys keep your back door stuff out of my vesectomy thread.
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Old 12-16-2010, 11:35 AM   #86
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They're related. It's really the choice of two paths hopefully leading to the same outcome, or lack of outcome.
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