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Old 08-11-2010, 11:52 AM   #1
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Morpheus is not pleased.

Laurence Fishburne's daughter to star in a porn video to "jump start" her acting career. Seriously? Given her family connections, can someone explain why she would need to do so? Sorry, I just don't get it.

Laurence Fishburne's daughter makes porn film to jump-start her acting career | Film | Newswire | The A.V. Club
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Old 08-11-2010, 11:56 AM   #2
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Sounds like a teenage girl with some rebellion in her, like most teenage girls.

Thank god I have a boy!
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It worked for Paris Hilton and a host of others...why not here? Let's see what she's got.
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From prostitution to porn star, dad must be soooooo proud.

I'm with you though, something smells fishy about this (no pun intended). It doesn't make sense, given her family connections.
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From prostitution to porn star, dad must be soooooo proud.

I'm with you though, something smells fishy about this (no pun intended). It doesn't make sense, given her family connections.

It worked for you SS now yo uare a big time Exec at ESPN! =)
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From prostitution to porn star, dad must be soooooo proud.

I'm with you though, something smells fishy about this (no pun intended). It doesn't make sense, given her family connections.
It's no out of bounds for someone to do this sort of thing but this all could also be some stunt to get her name out. Is there an actual movie out?
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Yeah looks like it. There's a dvd cover on that link above. And she might be doing this just to get back at her dad, she's probably had arguments with him and she probably thinks, haha nothing will piss him off worse than seeing me do a porn video. And I highly doubt this will jump start her "acting" career, I can't think of too many crossover porn to regular movie type actresses.
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Not sure who she is but I love this train of thought>

I view making this movie as an important first step in my career," Montana said. "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid.
"I'm hoping the same magic will work for me. I'm impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it."


She sounds pretty stupid but if this train of thought gets her to take off her cloths who cares why. I guess she does not know the difference in having a personal video released v/s starring in a porn.
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I view making this movie as an important first step in my career," Montana said. "I've watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid.
"I'm hoping the same magic will work for me. I'm impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it."


She sounds pretty stupid but if this train of thought gets her to take off her cloths who cares why. I guess she does not know the difference in having a personal video released v/s starring in a porn.
In publicity it doesn't matter what they're saying about you, as long as they're still talking about you. Generate a buzz and who knows what could happen.
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In publicity it doesn't matter what they're saying about you, as long as they're still talking about you. Generate a buzz and who knows what could happen.
I guess. But, if she is really concerned about her "acting career", you think a few well placed phone from dad might "generate a buzz". I can hear the conversation:

Montana: Dad, I would like to start an acting career. Do you think you could make some calls to get me a head start.

Laurence: Montana, not sure that's a good idea right now. Go to college, get an education, see where life takes you. If you still want to get into acting in a couple of years, I'll see what I can do.

Montana: Well Dad, you leave me no choice. If you won't help me, I am going to make a porno and advertise it everywhere.

Laurence: Where's the damn phone - I've got my agent on speed dial.

Also, in the article, it says: "Montana talks a little about how her 'at-home experience' with the cameras helped prepare her for her porn debut." WTF is that about!

I am locking my daughter up until I am dead.
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Also, in the article, it says: "Montana talks a little about how her 'at-home experience' with the cameras helped prepare her for her porn debut." WTF is that about!

I am locking my daughter up until I am dead.
I'm so glad I don't have a daughter, my head would explode from worrying about stuff. I worry enough about my niece and she's only 5.
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I've seen screenshots. It's definitely real.
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I've seen screenshots. It's definitely real.
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I've seen screenshots. It's definitely real.
It was at that party the other night, right
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NOT WORK SAFE:

Montana Fishburne Sextape -- Vivid Face Time | TMZ.com

the pics are after you click, but the pic on the page linked is risque.. clips of the vid at vivid.com .. once again not work safe
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