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Old 08-20-2010, 07:00 AM   #271
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Re: understanding a sexless marriage: Should I stay or go??

My bitch of a wife must fall into that 2%. Either that or what they say about cougars is true (She turns 40 in Feb). I have the opposite problem of you right now. My wife has tried to intice me almost every night for the past month. I am a guy so she ususlly gets her way. Last night I was too damn tired though. The funny thing is that I was the one asking for it for the first 10 years of marriage.
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Old 08-20-2010, 08:17 AM   #272
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Albert Haynesworth has a headache, has he been taking advice from Solid Snakes wife?
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Old 08-20-2010, 11:08 AM   #273
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Dude! LOL....man, I don't what to say about you Buster.
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Old 08-20-2010, 01:37 PM   #274
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Gee, I never knew that.


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Old 08-23-2010, 11:21 PM   #275
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Behold. I have found the solution to all sex problems....Video Games.
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Old 08-24-2010, 12:53 AM   #276
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My bitch of a wife must fall into that 2%. Either that or what they say about cougars is true (She turns 40 in Feb). I have the opposite problem of you right now. My wife has tried to intice me almost every night for the past month. I am a guy so she ususlly gets her way. Last night I was too damn tired though. The funny thing is that I was the one asking for it for the first 10 years of marriage.
Almost 40 means she's hitting her sexual peak. No wonder she wants it so bad.
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Old 08-24-2010, 04:21 AM   #277
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Almost 40 means she's hitting her sexual peak. No wonder she wants it so bad.
Well that means I have 19 years left to wait on my girlfriend to hit her "peak." Just have to settle for thrice a week. Angry you lucky SOB.
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Gee, I never knew that.


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HA !!! I got the joke. Must have thought that was a football related joke. I'd rather be the first man as long as there's a chick that we're all in line for.
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Old 08-24-2010, 08:56 AM   #279
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Just assure me I won't be the 13thMan and we'll be fine.
Projecting much, Buster?
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HA !!! I got the joke. Must have thought that was a football related joke. I'd rather be the first man as long as there's a chick that we're all in line for.
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HAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!

Life of Blood Tests and the shame of knowing that might not be her natural lube but some guys leftovers. Ewwwwwwwwww !!!!!
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Dude, how did I become the butt of jokes in a thread about SS?
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Didn't think you were, I thought the guy that took Busters comment so seriously was.
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Dude, how did I become the butt of jokes in a thread about SS?
Because you let 11 guys go ahead of you.
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Because you let 11 guys go ahead of you.
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!

Someone give that man a prize for that joke!
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