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Slingin Sammy 33

Then don't move it.

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Monkeydad

^Icing and elevating it right now.

Stuck it in a potted plant...nothing happened.

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mlmpetert

Yeah if it doesn’t get better you might want to suck it up and see a doctor.

Mine never really bothered me, but its been getter progressively worse and is even starting to twist to the right a little bit. Not the prettiest looking ring finger.

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dmek25

hahaha

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Lotus

I am a doctor, although not a medical one. I say if it hurts when it moves, you should not move it. That's my diagnosis: "moving finger syndrome."

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firstdown

You have jackoff syndrome from jacking off too much and its easy to cure. Just switch hands.

Monkeydad

You have me confused with the guy starting sex drought threads.

I get plenty of help in that department.

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gibbsisgod

I say take the Ronnie Lott approach. Cut it off so you can be ready for next week.

Monkeydad

May do that later...going to doc after lunch.

Hurts less than yesterday but still won't move all the way up. Argh.



If I don't report back, you'll know it ended up being a fatal finger injury.

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GhettoDogAllStars

Sounds like herpes.

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firstdown

You could always do like this boxer did and cut it off on your kitchen table.

He went home, put towels over the kitchen table and blocked off a working area with several two-by-fours. He put gauze around the area and twisted soldering wire around his right pinkie to slow the flow of blood.

"Then I put a wood chisel on it and dropped a 15-pound weight on the chisel," Robles said. "The piece shot out about six feet like a missile."

Hard-Nosed Boxer Will Perform His Own Surgery, Thank You Very Much

firstdown

This has nothing to do with you finger but I found this with the other link and its worth the look. Hot girl related.

The 2010 Hater’s Guide To The Top 25

BleedBurgundy

I love this thread.

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