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Old 09-02-2010, 04:57 PM   #1
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MMMMM Whale Meat

So a whale floats up on the beach and this guy decides to eat some. He knew it was still fresh because the whale's blood was still warm and it only had one fly on it. OK I don't think they should have arrested the guy because it was going to rot on the beach anyways.

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Old 09-02-2010, 09:13 PM   #2
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Sure if it had been deer on the highway "no problem", but because it's a whale...

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Nuke the Deer...........?????
Just doesn't work.............
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Who said anything about Nuking a Deer?
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Whales must be the story of the day. Some whales just blow up.

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Whales must be the story of the day. Some whales just blow up.

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If I was a whale, that video would really blow my mind!
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If it was dead, what's the big deal? Someone has to dispose of it somehow.
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Maybe they should've done this.

YouTube - exploding whale
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Hell, the whale did pass the "one fly" rule...
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Oh my God -- I laughed so hard my coffee came through my nose. It's raining whale!! It was like a bad Saturday Night Live Skit.
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I know that guy was pissed when he went to his car.
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I know that guy was pissed when he went to his car.
Listen to it again and imagine Dan Aykroyd as the announcer.
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I was getting ready to post that clip. Seemed lik a good idea at the time and the funny thing is it only blew up about half of the whale.
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