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Old 11-19-2010, 02:41 PM   #1
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Yes, it deserves its own thread. I want one of these.

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Old 11-19-2010, 02:45 PM   #2
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Wow. That has to be in a MAN room. No where else.
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Old 11-19-2010, 03:00 PM   #3
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any room you put that in automatically becomes a man room. before clickin on this thread i fully expected a homer simpson port-a-potty lazy boy chair.
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I find it distasteful and unsightly.
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Re: Greatest Chair EVER

That's pretty bad ass, but to me it feels incomplete without the bear's (or bears') head on it.
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That's pretty bad ass, but to me it feels incomplete without the bear's (or bears') head on it.
The Oval Office: Bear chair

but the great feature of the chair was that, by touching a cord, the head of the monster grizzly bear with jaws extended, would dart out in front from under the seat, snapping and gnashing its teeth as natural as life
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The Oval Office: Bear chair

but the great feature of the chair was that, by touching a cord, the head of the monster grizzly bear with jaws extended, would dart out in front from under the seat, snapping and gnashing its teeth as natural as life
Well that'll do!
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Wow. That has to be in a MAN room. No where else.
Back in the 1800's everyroom was a man room.
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Old 11-19-2010, 03:54 PM   #9
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Back in the 1800's everyroom was a man room.
The kitchen wasn't.
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Old 11-19-2010, 03:56 PM   #10
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I find it distasteful and unsightly.
You would.

No one is surprised you're the only one who doesn't like a man's chair.


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The kitchen wasn't.

Haha, well played.
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Old 11-19-2010, 04:03 PM   #11
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I especially love that this was from the even more rare Bearotaur. Not too many of them running around.
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Old 11-19-2010, 04:11 PM   #12
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I find it distasteful and unsightly.
I agree with you. Wouldn't want to sit in that or have it in my house
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Re: Greatest Chair EVER

I guess it can be unsightly, but not really distasteful. It reeks of badass.
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The Oval Office: Bear chair

but the great feature of the chair was that, by touching a cord, the head of the monster grizzly bear with jaws extended, would dart out in front from under the seat, snapping and gnashing its teeth as natural as life
That's what the penis looking thing between the bear's legs were...his snout.
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Old 11-19-2010, 04:53 PM   #15
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Would I have it in my formal living room? Probably not. Would I have it in my cinema room? You bet your ass i would!

Let an unsuspecting friend sit in it during a horror flick and push the button to make the head pop up at the correct moment.
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