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Old 02-16-2011, 10:57 AM   #1
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Are you keeping secrets from us, Matty?


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Old 02-16-2011, 12:07 PM   #2
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hahaha nice
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Old 02-16-2011, 12:12 PM   #3
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maybe I need to get call my lawyer, there's only one Warpath!
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Old 02-16-2011, 12:22 PM   #4
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maybe I need to get call my lawyer, there's only one Warpath!

Looking at the pics I think that truck stopped run sometime in 1979.
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Well, the next time the Redskins make you take down anything that has to do with the Redskins logo, you could always use that!
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Old 02-16-2011, 12:23 PM   #6
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I hear that Matty pulls this monster truck all by himself as part of his P90x workout. LOL.
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Old 02-16-2011, 01:03 PM   #7
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I hear that Matty pulls this monster truck all by himself as part of his P90x workout. LOL.
Matty Pudzianowski?

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Old 02-16-2011, 01:29 PM   #8
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Here he is coming home from HD getting his house ready to move into..



After he tore up his car remodeling the new house he used his wife's Mini Van to move.



Now that he ruined both cars he rides his bike to work.

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Old 02-16-2011, 02:01 PM   #9
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I remember that Jetta and the news story when it happened. They actually made the shocks blow through the trunk floor!

Here's the story:

"This picture is real - not doctored in any way - and was taken by a Transportation Supervisor for a company that delivers building materials for 84 Lumber. When he saw it in the parking lot of IHOP, he went to buy a camera to take pictures.

The car is still running, as can be witnessed by the exhaust.

A woman is either asleep or otherwise out in the front seat passenger side. The driver was jogging up and down on Rt. 925.(in the background) Witnesses said their physical/mental state was OTHER than normal. The driver finally came back after the police were called, and was found crouched behind the rear of the car, attempting to cut the twine around the load! Luckily, the police stopped him and had the load removed.

The materials were loaded at Home Depot. Their store manager said they made the customer sign a waiver.

While the plywood and 2X4s are fairly obvious, what you can t see is the back seat, which contains -- are you ready for this? -- 10 bags of concrete @ 80 lbs. each.

They estimated the load weight at 3000 lbs. Both back tires exploded, the wheels bent and the back shocks were driven through the floorboard.

The car, with FLA (naturally) plates, was headed for Clanton, Al. where the couple presumably planned to build a new house."



More pics and angles - check out the woman sleeping in the car!
snopes.com: Lumber Car



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I saw a guy laying on top of their car trying to hold down their mattress and box springs while going 35 mph. I had left my phone at home so I could not get a picture but I did slow down enough to make eye contact with the guy while laughing. He didn't seem to think it was very funny.
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More funny moving photos, please! These are cracking me up.
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