Traveling to S. Africa -- Need advice (military)

firstdown · 05-05-2011, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by saden1

I did a month long Euro trip back 2005. I ate something bad on the first leg of the trip in the Netherlands and I couldn't keep food down for a few days. Then walked a shit ton in the Paris and southern France. The last week and half I spent exploring Italy and I couldn't eat a lot of food on restaurant menus because I'm allergic to tomatoes.

I was size 40 waist and on the last notch on my belt at the beginning of the trip. Between getting food poisoning, walking a shit ton, and not eating I lost about 20lbs and my belt became no good. I searched endlessly for size 38 belts allover Italy with no luck. Needless to say my pants were on the ground looking like a fool the last few days.

I'm think late night INFOMERCIAL "Last Notch Diet Plan". They take a week off from work while they suffer from food poisoning from the bad chicken which come with the program. Second week they take a bill which makes the allergic to their favorite food. In weeks 3 to 5 they do a shit ton of walking but we under play the actual walking part because we know people are lazy.

BuckSkin · 05-05-2011, 03:58 PM

Easy way to establish a rapport with the Marines; Bring your best Obama joke, tell them about Fox news' Obama/ Osama screw up Sunday night and let them know you're a sports fan. Regardless of the team they each root for it'll break the ice, learn all you can about the lockout, it'll be a common topic.

BuckSkin · 05-05-2011, 04:19 PM

Fox Anchor's On-Air Gaffe: 'President Obama Dead' (VIDEO)

05-05-2011, 03:58 PM	#17
BuckSkin Special Teams Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Eastern Ohio Age: 44 Posts: 230	Re: Traveling to S. Africa -- Need advice (military) Easy way to establish a rapport with the Marines; Bring your best Obama joke, tell them about Fox news' Obama/ Osama screw up Sunday night and let them know you're a sports fan. Regardless of the team they each root for it'll break the ice, learn all you can about the lockout, it'll be a common topic. __________________ "Any Nation willing to give up a little freedom, to gain a little security, will deserve neither, and lose both." -Benjamin Franklin

05-05-2011, 04:19 PM	#18
BuckSkin Special Teams Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Eastern Ohio Age: 44 Posts: 230	Re: Traveling to S. Africa -- Need advice (military) Fox Anchor's On-Air Gaffe: 'President Obama Dead' (VIDEO) __________________ "Any Nation willing to give up a little freedom, to gain a little security, will deserve neither, and lose both." -Benjamin Franklin

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