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Old 06-10-2011, 03:51 PM   #16
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I think it's a joke. Like why would she let the vid continue rolling and let it hit the net? And couldn't eHarmony get sued over this if she didn't intend for to go viral? It's funny as hell but it doesn't add up.
The girl in the next video loves snakes...so yeah they probably are jokes. But so what? Still entertaining
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Old 06-10-2011, 04:06 PM   #17
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I think the video has been made as a joke. Nobody is that psycho.

But if it is no joke, good luck finding a man. Even her looks and apparent huge jugs are not going to compensate for somebody breaking down into tears every 15 seconds....
I've gotta disagree. Give my old flame Susannah a try - I'm pretty sure she's still single - and then get back to me on this.
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Old 06-10-2011, 04:13 PM   #18
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Whatever she said!!
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Old 06-10-2011, 04:45 PM   #19
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She is probably one of those people that have cat hair stuck on all their clothes and furniture. You just want to take a lint brush to them.
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Old 06-10-2011, 05:03 PM   #20
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The girl in the next video loves snakes...so yeah they probably are jokes. But so what? Still entertaining
HA! This time you were the jump to conclusion person that jumped to the conclusion which you jumped to and you like sprained your ankle on the jump but no one cares because you shouldn't have jumped in the first place and you weren't even playing that awesome game from office space to summarise HAR HAR HAR!
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Old 06-10-2011, 05:14 PM   #21
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I think the video has been made as a joke. Nobody is that psycho.

But if it is no joke, good luck finding a man. Even her looks and apparent huge jugs are not going to compensate for somebody breaking down into tears every 15 seconds....
Compared to a couple of women I dated, she barely tips the scale. Quotes from women I dated:

"I told my therapist about your shoulders."

"The last time I was committed, it was because my ex-boyfriend said I was a danger to myself and others. I f***ing wanted to kill him."
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Old 06-10-2011, 06:11 PM   #22
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Compared to a couple of women I dated, she barely tips the scale. Quotes from women I dated:

"I told my therapist about your shoulders."

"The last time I was committed, it was because my ex-boyfriend said I was a danger to myself and others. I f***ing wanted to kill him."
Now that's priceless.
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Old 06-10-2011, 10:10 PM   #23
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its gotta be a joke,she did this video also
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Old 06-10-2011, 10:47 PM   #24
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I'd bend her over after a 12 pack.
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Old 06-11-2011, 01:03 AM   #25
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It's rewarding to see my X-wife getting out again.....
Another reason to mourn Dr. Kervorkian's passing.........
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Old 06-11-2011, 01:11 AM   #26
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I would date her TAFKAS, but that house full of cats would make luring puppies into my grasp difficult
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Old 06-12-2011, 08:41 AM   #27
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LOL...there is someone out there for everyone.
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