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Old 07-27-2011, 11:29 AM   #1
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and I spilled my urine sample all over the bathroom.
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Old 07-27-2011, 11:47 AM   #2
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We'll pray for a speedy recovery.
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Old 07-27-2011, 12:02 PM   #3
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you know when u are getting old
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thats great
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Old 07-27-2011, 12:34 PM   #5
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and I spilled my urine sample all over the bathroom.

Age: 47
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Old 07-27-2011, 12:59 PM   #6
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Were you pissed?
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Old 07-27-2011, 01:06 PM   #7
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Did you slip and fall into a puddle of your own urine?
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Old 07-27-2011, 01:09 PM   #8
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Is there some inside ironic joke I am just not getting?

If not, why would we be interested in your pee? I mean, I have more than a few disgusting stories about spilling, splashing and exploding excreeta but don't think anyone here is all that interested in them.
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Old 07-27-2011, 01:11 PM   #9
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Gee whiz, FD.
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Old 07-27-2011, 01:12 PM   #10
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I didn't piss in my pants. The funny part was the bathroom has a little door that opens to put the urine in and the nurse on the other side has a door so they can get the sample. I'm knocking on their little door so I can get another cup while I'm holding my piss. So I'm looking through this 1'x1' door trying to explain to the nurse why I need another cup while I'm trying to not pee any more and she keeps asking me all these questions. Finally I said let me finish in here and then I'll explain what happened.
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Once I had the squirts and spelled my name on a sand dune.
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Old 07-27-2011, 01:42 PM   #12
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FD = 1 guy, 1 cup FAIL
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Old 07-27-2011, 03:07 PM   #13
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I didn't piss in my pants.
Wait 20 more years and report back.
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Gee whiz, FD.
If there was ever time for you to go all Schneed on someone for a retarded thread...this was it
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