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Old 07-29-2011, 03:44 PM   #16
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Re: Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.

JUUUUST checking.......
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Old 07-29-2011, 05:26 PM   #17
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We've had plenty of threads about road rage and vasectomies because the WP is having a ton of babies (myself included in 2 weeks actually).

We had someone rent a billboard on a public bus saying "Sell the Team, Danny" and an Uncle Sam impersonator in Redskins colors stop in to get Facebook votes in a fan contest.

You didn't miss much, mainly the usual "the sky is falling" type rants and raves on game days and the same crazy offseason trade scenarios that were going on back when you were here.

Also, firstdown has become our court jester. His spelling is so bad that it entertains us and lately I think his "doctor" visits have been chemically affecting him because the threads he's been starting are really out there.

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Old 07-29-2011, 06:55 PM   #18
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Re: Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.

heya, i did two tours and have been abscent quite a while, but i'm now about 10 days unemployed and loving it, though i should start the job hunt at some point :P

what's nasa got you doing? computer work?
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Old 07-29-2011, 10:23 PM   #19
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I got married, promoted to manager and graduated from college, so yeah you didnt miss anything.
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Old 07-29-2011, 11:25 PM   #20
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Re: Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.

They said that username changes aren't allowed, but I see Mattyk72 dropped the "72" from his name and Dirtbag359 dropped a "3" from his name.
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Old 07-29-2011, 11:42 PM   #21
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They said that username changes aren't allowed, but I see Mattyk72 dropped the "72" from his name and Dirtbag359 dropped a "3" from his name.
You're imagining things SCP. Mattyk was always Mattyk and Dirtbag was always Dirtbag59. Now come on, we need to get you treatment for your paranoid schizophrenia with Doctor McNabb.

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heya, i did two tours and have been abscent quite a while, but i'm now about 10 days unemployed and loving it, though i should start the job hunt at some point :P

what's nasa got you doing? computer work?
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Unless you know a guy or two and you have a financially well off family. Then you can take all the time you need to "find yourself."
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Old 07-30-2011, 12:00 AM   #22
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You're imagining things SCP. Mattyk was always Mattyk and Dirtbag was always Dirtbag59. Now come on, we need to get you treatment for your paranoid schizophrenia with Doctor McNabb.



Don't take to long.
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Unless you know a guy or two and you have a financially well off family. Then you can take all the time you need to "find yourself."
I still have the "greeting" PM I got when I first joined. A "72" is in there. As for you, all I have to do is search for someone quoting you with a "359".

Your facade just got torn down.
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Old 07-30-2011, 12:06 AM   #23
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Slight correction: the email notification that told I had a new PM mentioned Mattyk72. Sooooo, I can forward it to all interested parties. It just might go viral. I suggest you consider you options, Mr. Dirtbag359.

Annnnnd checkmate:

http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-l...ttle-poll.html (Dirtbag359 Presents The Preseason Battle Poll)

I think evidence is overwhelming that denial is equivalent to lunacy. Now, I suppose Dr. Recchi will hire Mr. Chara to crack you back...I mean give you a nice massage.
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Old 07-30-2011, 12:44 AM   #24
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Slight correction: the email notification that told I had a new PM mentioned Mattyk72. Sooooo, I can forward it to all interested parties. It just might go viral. I suggest you consider you options, Mr. Dirtbag359.

Annnnnd checkmate:

http://www.thewarpath.net/redskins-l...ttle-poll.html

I think evidence is overwhelming that denial is equivalent to lunacy. Now, I suppose Dr. Recchi will hire Mr. Chara to crack you back...I mean give you a nice massage.
What? What evidence?
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Old 07-30-2011, 12:47 AM   #25
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What? What evidence?
I know right? That just takes link just takes us to a picture of a cat thats asking if "can I haz cheezburger?" You need your medicine SCP. Doctor McNabb and Doctor Cerrato want to help you.
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Old 07-30-2011, 01:08 AM   #26
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I know right? That just takes link just takes us to a picture of a cat thats asking if "can I haz cheezburger?" You need your medicine SCP. Doctor McNabb and Doctor Cerrato want to help you.
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so, no ones mentioning the whole TAFKAS debacle?
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so, no ones mentioning the whole TAFKAS debacle?
TAFKAS? Who's that?
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Old 07-30-2011, 07:52 PM   #29
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TAFKAS? Who's that?
Uh oh, looks like we need to send That Guy to that "clinic" thats totally not a secret HQ where we torture people for knowing to much.
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Old 07-30-2011, 10:40 PM   #30
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