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Old 07-29-2011, 11:12 AM   #1
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Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.

It's been a while since I've graced WP with my even-tempered and moderate presence, good to see it's thriving still.

Can I get an update from anyone who posted back in 2009 when I was last around, please?

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Old 07-29-2011, 11:23 AM   #2
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Re: Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.

It's not what it was!!! Matty has gone all super ego on us and has a strict gag order in place ... he uses Smoot as his paid thug although some, new guy - something something Scud - laid a beat down on a couple newbies ... We're not allowed to leave ... Quickly, before they delete this, get word to our families ...

Pray for our souls.
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Old 07-29-2011, 11:28 AM   #3
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Re: Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.

So nothing has changed, huh?

I escaped but decided to tunnel back in to see if the lunatics had retaken the asylum.

Warpath wouldn't be Warpath without the despotic but cuddly attitude from Admin.

Fight the power!
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Old 07-29-2011, 11:30 AM   #4
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Re: Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.

Yeah, where the hell have you been RR?!

What's next, Joe Crisp comes out of hiding?
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Re: Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.

I've been to the doctors.
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Old 07-29-2011, 11:39 AM   #6
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Re: Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.

Like a lot of other people, the economy wasn't kind to me. Add that to a death in the family and you have sitcom material for a year or two. So I decided to be more focused, studied to add some much needed certs to my resume, got a new job (in the Mojave Desert) and now things are calming down I can relax and repeat my mistakes of the past.

Yay!

The Redskins are going to be better this year, right?
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Old 07-29-2011, 11:41 AM   #7
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I've been to the doctors.
Dr. "What appears to be the problem, Mr. Firstdown?"

Mr. Firstdown "It hurts when I do this" <flaps arms up and down>

Dr. "Well, don't do it then"

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Like a lot of other people, the economy wasn't kind to me. Add that to a death in the family and you have sitcom material for a year or two. So I decided to be more focused, studied to add some much needed certs to my resume, got a new job (in the Mojave Desert) and now things are calming down I can relax and repeat my mistakes of the past.

Yay!

The Redskins are going to be better this year, right?
So you enlisted.
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Old 07-29-2011, 12:03 PM   #9
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Re: Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.

We've had plenty of threads about road rage and vasectomies because the WP is having a ton of babies (myself included in 2 weeks actually).

We had someone rent a billboard on a public bus saying "Sell the Team, Danny" and an Uncle Sam impersonator in Redskins colors stop in to get Facebook votes in a fan contest.

You didn't miss much, mainly the usual "the sky is falling" type rants and raves on game days and the same crazy offseason trade scenarios that were going on back when you were here.

Also, firstdown has become our court jester. His spelling is so bad that it entertains us and lately I think his "doctor" visits have been chemically affecting him because the threads he's been starting are really out there.

Welcome back!
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Old 07-29-2011, 12:17 PM   #10
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Congrats, Monkeydad, I'm sure you'll enjoy the next 30 years of sleepless nights. That's how it works, right?

Firstdown, no, I didn't enlist. Sadly they wouldn't take me even with my extensive previous experience with the 'Redcoats'. I actually work close to Ft. Irwin though at this place.
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Old 07-29-2011, 01:11 PM   #11
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Well this is our second (and last) so we've already been through everything.

However, this is a daughter, so I need to go gun shopping before she starts dating.


I forgot a few things that happened while you were gone.


We loved the Haynesworth pickup and hated the D-Hall signing.
McNabb was a steal of a deal...in our favor.
Shanahan's firing was called for several times.
Hunter Smith's departure broke hearts.
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Old 07-29-2011, 01:25 PM   #12
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Re: Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.

Hmmmmm...........Redskin Rat......
Is that the chef formerly known as......SBF?
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I'd love if the vulgar BBQ Pirate came back...he was entertaining.
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Old 07-29-2011, 01:46 PM   #14
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I'd love if the vulgar BBQ Pirate came back...he was entertaining.
I used to read some of his posts and think............MAN, this CANNOT be for real??
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Old 07-29-2011, 02:27 PM   #15
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Hmmmmm...........Redskin Rat......
Is that the chef formerly known as......SBF?
Not as far as I'm aware, no.
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