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Old 08-11-2011, 11:42 AM   #1
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I just went to the clinic...

to have bloodwork done and to provide a urine sample.
It was a tad embarrassing because after the bloodwork this perky little 20 something female escorts me into the unisex rest room and hands me a cup and a wet wipe and instructs me to wipe the end of my unit before I fill the cup and then to leave the cup on this little shelf and notify her when I am done.
I just stared at the floor and said OK no problem.
I did not spill anything.
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Old 08-11-2011, 12:10 PM   #2
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Re: I just went to the clinic...

Wouldn't it be more embarrasing if a flouncing, middle-aged effette male nurse offered to hold it for you and you said "Yes"?
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Old 08-11-2011, 12:24 PM   #3
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Wouldn't it be more embarrasing if a flouncing, middle-aged effette male nurse offered to hold it for you and you said "Yes"?
Try not to gay up this thread, mmmkay?
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Old 08-11-2011, 12:36 PM   #4
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Wow cool story bro.
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Old 08-11-2011, 01:06 PM   #5
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Re: I just went to the clinic...

About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.
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Old 08-11-2011, 01:24 PM   #6
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About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.
Did you just say massaged instead of masturbated?
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Did you just say massaged instead of masturbated?
Doesn't matter what you call it, what matters is the dog got a little relief. Good for him. I hope that nurse knew what she signed up for lol.

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Re: I just went to the clinic...

First Down will no doubt weigh in on this as I think ......he pissed himself the other day under similar circumstances........
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First Down will no doubt weigh in on this as I think ......he pissed himself the other day under similar circumstances........
Did not piss myself I spilled piss all over the floor. If I had a 20 something nurse helping me I probably would have spilled other stuff on the floor. LOL How come chicks look so hot in those uniforms?
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About a year ago I took my dog to the vet b/c he had redness around his unit.
Anyways the vet, a cute looking woman ended up massaging his unit for a good minute or two. it was awesome for him, shoot i felt embarrassed for watching . . .

so if you got a male dog and are at the vet and she asks "is anything else wrong with him?"

say "oh yeah, actually hes got some redness around his private area . . ". then leave the room. your best friend will love you for it.
And you didn't tell her you had redness around your unit.
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Old 08-12-2011, 02:55 PM   #12
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Did not piss myself I spilled piss all over the floor. If I had a 20 something nurse helping me I probably would have spilled other stuff on the floor. LOL How come chicks look so hot in those uniforms?
Regrets for taking liberties...with your story.
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I liked this thread better when it was about FD pissing himself.
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If you did not hit on skanks you would not need to go to the clinic
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