|10-12-2011, 01:41 PM||#1|
Join Date: Feb 2004
Seriously... it exists.
and to think I was under the impression "jesus ween" was what priests have been giving to the altar boys all this time. Any house handing out bibles and literature on Halloween deserves the egging that is sure to come.
"All natural institutions of churches, whether Jewish, Christian, or Turkish, appear to me no other than human inventions, set up to terrify and enslave mankind, and monopolize power and profit."
|10-12-2011, 02:08 PM||#2|
Join Date: Mar 2005
If they knock on my door on Halloween I'm just gonna yell Hail Satan and shut the door. Sure it's an unorthodox method but I have problems with people that try to push religion on me.
|10-12-2011, 02:43 PM||#3|
Mann Up HOF!
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Hattiesburg, MS
Some Christians have been trying to stamp out the old holiday of Samhain (the forerunner to Halloween) for 1500 years without success. Good luck to these folks, but those who do not remember the past...
I'm sure 8-year-olds will be psyched, not angry, to get a Bible rather than a Snickers.
Rooting for the Dallas Cowboys should be recognized as a treatable mental disorder.
|10-12-2011, 02:44 PM||#4|
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Ellicott City, MD
This reminds me of my favorite Halloween costume ever...
A few years ago I went bar hopping in Adams Morgan dressed as Modern Day Jesus. I had the long hair and beard, and a crown of thorns, but then I dressed as a modern day carpenter. Basically I looked like Al Borland from Home Improvement, only with longer hair and homemade business cards that said "JC's Carpentry: We Put The 'GOD' in 'God Damn, Those Are Nice Cabinets!' Est. in 0AD"
My mom tried to act all offended and called me a bad Catholic, but then I reminded her that back in the day when she was 8months pregnant with my sister she dressed up as a nun and had my dad dress up as the devil.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.