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Old 01-11-2005, 10:58 PM   #31
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Edward Fortyhands.

Duct tape two 40's, one to each hand and whoever finishes first wins. No bathroom breaks.

You will need a sober person there to tape everyone up and then untape everyone.

Best time - 32 minutes.
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Old 01-11-2005, 11:17 PM   #32
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two 40's in thirty two minutes...hell, i funnelled 4 beers in about 10 seconds...but needless to say 5 minutes later i wasn't able to stand. we used to call that funnel the Roto Rooter, after downing 4 beers at once it was sure to clean out your system.....if you know what i mean.
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Old 01-11-2005, 11:39 PM   #33
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Did anyone ever go to class? LOL

I remember my first semester of college I had class scheduled for 8:30am and figured no sweat-in high school classes started at 7:25. My older brother told me I'd regret scheduling class so early and sure enough he was right

Soon after all my classes were in the afternoon. By senior year I only had class Mondays and Wednesdays from 5:30 to 10:30pm.

Ok, now back to the drinking games....
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:57 AM   #34
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Edward Fortyhands.

Duct tape two 40's, one to each hand and whoever finishes first wins. No bathroom breaks.

You will need a sober person there to tape everyone up and then untape everyone.

Best time - 32 minutes.
hilarious!
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Old 01-12-2005, 10:00 AM   #35
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Did anyone ever go to class? LOL

I remember my first semester of college I had class scheduled for 8:30am and figured no sweat-in high school classes started at 7:25. My older brother told me I'd regret scheduling class so early and sure enough he was right

Soon after all my classes were in the afternoon. By senior year I only had class Mondays and Wednesdays from 5:30 to 10:30pm.

Ok, now back to the drinking games....
Class, what's class?! LOL

I can remember going to plenty of classes where I had no business being awake. I remember taking an accounting test in my freshman year and I was still loaded, my head was spinning, my stomach was churning, I had to talk myself down the entire time. I ended up getting an 85 on the test, and to this day I have no idea how I did that!
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Old 01-12-2005, 10:50 AM   #36
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ahhh drinking games....

asshole was a classic...if i was lower in the ranks, i always would shuffle the cards in such a way that i would always be asshole and there was never the same president more than twice...or the lower people would just switch cards when the president was too busy hitting on the girls in the group...kings was another fun one...

my best friend and i are kings of beer pong...there were nights we got on a table and never left...and of course we'd have to do shots because we rarely drank any of the beer...we still play occasionally but my aim isn't what it used to be...

one night, we didn't have any plastic cups, and no one was going to go out to get some...but for some strange reason, had 6 sets of 2 cups/glasses that were the same...so we invented crazy pong. each side had one set and the cups had to mirror on the table...i think one was a pint glass, one juice glass, a margarita glass...just a bunch of odd glasses...and played pong. that was tough but fun, and i shot the best pong shot ever....rimmed the margarita glass, hit my buddy in the face (he wore glasses), bounced back off the table and into the margarita glass...

Drink "whatever" is great...a buddy of mine and i decided to split a 30 pack and do Drink Star Wars Trilogy...i can't remember the rules, but we finished the 30 pack about a quarter of the way through the 3rd movie...and since there was no more beer, i wandered back across campus and went to bed...and got up 12 hours later

i think all college students go to class either hung over, still drunk, or still drinking...i missed the first day of classes one semester because i killed a fifth of jack the night before...i have not had any jack since...

my last semester in college was awesome...had classes only on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 8, 11, 1 (3:30 lab on Tuesdays)...so i had a 4 day weekend and a day off between classes...needless to say, i spent a majority of my time drinking, sleeping and playing Madden...
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Old 01-12-2005, 11:17 AM   #37
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Kings is awesome. Except we'd have beer and mixed drinks in that middle cup. Too bad for King #4!

But for my personal favorite, which is only available once a year: The state of the Union drinking game!

They change the rules each year, and it's not yet ready, but here is where it will be posted: http://www.drinkinggame.us

http://www.alternet.org/story/17588

here's an example of what you do! It's really a lot of fun, especially with the current President. Take off work the next day!

Get ready soon, Feburary I believe is when the speech is!
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Old 01-12-2005, 11:19 AM   #38
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...needless to say, i spent a majority of my time drinking, sleeping and playing Madden...
You know whats really sad BDBhonzie? I still spend the majority of my time drinking, sleeping and playing Madden...LOL


Oh yeah, and I'm still in college (community)! God I'm a loser.....
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Old 01-12-2005, 11:34 AM   #39
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I graduated and work for a computing firm during the day, but that doesn't prevent me from drinking my share of beer.

Here's a funny NON-college story:

That Monday night of the Redskins/Cowboys game, I went down to my favorite watering hole to have a few beers. Normally, the place is empty on Monday nights so I just sat there talking to a few people I knew.

The more beers went down, the more I realized that every time the Redskins did something good, the more people were cheering (we have a large contingent of Cowboys fans where I live. Sometimes I feel they only like the Cowboys because they are super-rednecks and they think that liking the Cowboys somehow makes THEM cowboys.) Anyway, one thing led to another and all the Redskins fan owned the bar. We were buying pitcher after pitcher.

I don't even remember the end of the game.

I remember calling my brother and getting him to pick me up. On the way home I kept asking them to pull over because throw-up was imminent. It was the night of those hurricanes so the ditches along the side of the road are full of water. I got out of the car and put my hands on my knees and leaned over.

Before I knew it, I was falling forward and into about a 4 foot ditch of raging water. I gashed my arm, and was covered in mud.

I couldn't make it into work the next day and my brother took a picture of me laying in his guest bed covered in mud. I came back in to pick up my car, and lo and behold, it was towed because I parked it overnight in a government employees spot.

Fun times, fun times.
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Old 01-12-2005, 03:14 PM   #40
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Great story malcolm, nothing like those drunken injuries!

We used to play hallway football in our suite at Oneonta, one guy would line up at the end of the hall with the ball and two guys at the other end of the hall and you'd see if you could bust through them for the TD. I cracked my ribs and busted a finger doing that one night, LOL. Man, there's nothing worse than rib injuries, every little move, laugh, caugh, sneeze, KILLS! Luckily there was plenty of valium floating around the dorm at the time.
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Old 01-12-2005, 03:16 PM   #41
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Hahahaha... excellent. I can't believe that we never did that. We were also big into WWF (I'll never call it WWE) at the time and instead of that, we all put on Mexican wrestling masks like Rey Mysterio and had full-on wrestling matches in the lobbies.

I'm sure that the booze (not to mention the Valium) dulled the pain JUST a touch...
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Old 01-12-2005, 03:22 PM   #42
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ahhh drinking games....

asshole was a classic...if i was lower in the ranks, i always would shuffle the cards in such a way that i would always be asshole and there was never the same president more than twice...or the lower people would just switch cards when the president was too busy hitting on the girls in the group...kings was another fun one...
haha your asshole story reminds me, anytime my friend and I got to the bottom of the ladder we would always try to be the biggest a-holes we possibly could be. And if I was ever the prez I would make people drink like crazy. We just started hanging out with this one guy and we invited him down for a night of boozin and playing asshole, by the end of the game he thought I hated him because I was making him drink so much. I told him I just wanted to make sure he got hammered and had a good time!
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Old 01-12-2005, 07:48 PM   #43
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Anyone from NY area (Specifically Matty and a couple others) has anyone been to sundowners in Niagra Falls???
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Old 01-12-2005, 08:16 PM   #44
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I graduated and work for a computing firm during the day, but that doesn't prevent me from drinking my share of beer.

Here's a funny NON-college story:

That Monday night of the Redskins/Cowboys game, I went down to my favorite watering hole to have a few beers. Normally, the place is empty on Monday nights so I just sat there talking to a few people I knew.

The more beers went down, the more I realized that every time the Redskins did something good, the more people were cheering (we have a large contingent of Cowboys fans where I live. Sometimes I feel they only like the Cowboys because they are super-rednecks and they think that liking the Cowboys somehow makes THEM cowboys.) Anyway, one thing led to another and all the Redskins fan owned the bar. We were buying pitcher after pitcher.

I don't even remember the end of the game.

I remember calling my brother and getting him to pick me up. On the way home I kept asking them to pull over because throw-up was imminent. It was the night of those hurricanes so the ditches along the side of the road are full of water. I got out of the car and put my hands on my knees and leaned over.

Before I knew it, I was falling forward and into about a 4 foot ditch of raging water. I gashed my arm, and was covered in mud.

I couldn't make it into work the next day and my brother took a picture of me laying in his guest bed covered in mud. I came back in to pick up my car, and lo and behold, it was towed because I parked it overnight in a government employees spot.

Fun times, fun times.

MDA - Mysterious Drunken Accidents.

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Old 01-12-2005, 08:52 PM   #45
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HaHa! MDA... I like that. You say you've had many of these, let's hear some man! This is all about the stories and it's my daily dose of entertainment.

GMANC, as far as being close to NY, I'm not BUT I do frequent Niagara Falls especially back when I was underage. Niagara Falls is a bad ass party place.
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