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Old 01-14-2005, 04:17 PM   #61
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HAHAHA...nice. I'll have to make a trip up there in the next couple of weeks. Sounds like my kind of place. 5 dollars a beer is a lot but I normally come trashed anyway, I just like to have a beer in my hand while I'm there for some reason.
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Old 01-14-2005, 04:20 PM   #62
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like i said previously, I've been to 2...The Gentleman's Gold Club (highly recommend) and the Hustler Club (overpriced, but decent), both are in Baltimore. Haven't been to DC yet for any, but my fiancee's cousin works for an amusement vendor; his route includes several Glory Days' and Hard Times Cafe, and a few strip clubs around Springfield. So, if you've been to any of the more popular chain-type restaurants and sports bars in NoVa, chances are you may have seen a stocky 5'3" Italian looking guy taking change out of the MegaTouch machines and making sure everything is in working order...that's him.

Well, if we're talking about strip clubs.....then you want to go to DC. In VA we have 2, but the chicks wear pasties. One is in Springfield, and the other one is in Crystal City. But I have a few to recommend in DC.

1. Camelot -- By far has the best looking strippers. Its clean and my personal favorite

2. Good Guys--Nice looking girls. Complementary popcorn :thumb:

3. JP's--Right accross the street from Good guys. The girls are a tad ghetto

4. Nexus Gold--Right in the heart of the ghetto, but it's huge. Great quality strippers. This place gets more of the local celebs (Wizards, and Redskins). My friend saw Michael Jordan in there a couple of years ago. Drinks are super expensive.

5. Archibalds--The food is better than the strippers. Nuff said.

6. Royal Palace--Far from a "Royal Palace". This place is a complete dump. But it's a good time if you're bored....


Those are the ones I recommend....in that same exact order.
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Old 01-14-2005, 04:21 PM   #63
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I love the names that the owners pick for the clubs. Good Guys?! LOL
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Old 01-17-2005, 04:13 AM   #64
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So I'll admit it, I took a "trip" once in college

And boy did it mess me up. A bunch of us were hanging out in the dorm lounge (after taking our trip) and we're kicking back, watching some tv. Suddenly I decide to head over to the sink and start washing some plates that are there

So I start washing and drying the same four plates over and over again. I'd wash one, put it on a rack, move on to the next one. And once the last one was washed I'd go back to the first and repeat the cycle. Finally someone asked me what I was doing. So I looked at him like he was an idiot and said "I'm washing the dishes"

Then he looks at me and says "Yeah, but those are all paper plates"
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Old 01-17-2005, 04:24 AM   #65
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smootsmack, that must have been a "serious" trip...."seriously", man.
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Old 01-17-2005, 04:40 AM   #66
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I love the names that the owners pick for the clubs. Good Guys?! LOL
Why are there so many posts from Malcolm
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Old 01-17-2005, 01:02 PM   #67
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Hahahaha... thanks man!

Hey, I'm sure that many of us will be coming to some games during the up-coming "glory years" so we all will definitely coordinate a tailgating party at the games beforehand. I love to be good and trashed before the games and so does my woman. I love when she drops the F-bomb to the opposing team, and she's normally so well-behaved!

Before this I got my daily Redskins news on prosportsdaily.com but then I realized that at least here I have something to look at and do every day (and during work as you can see). I can't get enough of wasting time at work...makes me feel like I'm beating the system and taking it to the man!
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Old 01-17-2005, 01:03 PM   #68
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There are also so many posts from me because I still "live" in college. I went home on the weekends usually because I needed to make money to help put myself through and didn't get to party as often as I would have liked.

AND there's nothing better than a good drunk story.
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Old 01-18-2005, 12:09 AM   #69
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Speaking of drunk stories, here's another good one.

Back at my college, I was wasted as usual. Walking from my car from the bars one night, I hear someone easily driving 60-70 miles an hour in a PARKING lot. Now, our city is called the Hill City and that's not just a clever name. Our parking was set up much like a layered cake with one row, then a hill, then another row, then a hill, and so on...

My friends and I turned around and see this car barreling towards us. The car TRIES to go into a parking spot and actually catches about 7 feet of air after going over one of those concrete stopper blocks. The car then happens to land COMPLETELY on top of another car.

The next day we found out it was this girl who said her foot "got stuck" on the accelerator.

Well no shit.

In the end, the towing company pulled the car off of the other car and dropped one end of it on ANOTHER car, completely totalling the front end. I'll post a picture as soon as I can find it.
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Old 01-18-2005, 12:12 AM   #70
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AWESOME! I actually found the old link from collegehumor.com

http://www.collegehumor.com/?image_id=4399

Check that out!!
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haha, Malcolm!

I love collegehumor.com's picture section. Especially the signs!
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Old 01-18-2005, 10:24 AM   #72
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Dude, I can't get enough of that website. That's where I waste the other half of my work hours.
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haha - can you get me a job there?! Warpath and collegehumor, I'd be employee of the month!
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Old 01-18-2005, 02:18 PM   #74
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Seriously! Cause I know that if at any given time, it's you, me, smootsmack, Matty, and a few others who are almost ALWAYS online here.
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Seriously! Cause I know that if at any given time, it's you, me, smootsmack, Matty, and a few others who are almost ALWAYS online here.

You can also add me to that list.......


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